Rate the driving skills of your countrymen on a scale of 1-10

men 6
women 1

5/10

i think ami drivers are bad because everyone passes the final test. the test is literally driving in the parking lot and there is a simple as fuck quiz.

-10

In Germany there is quite a lot of road rage. But people generally have good driving skills (mostly because they buy expensive cars and take good care of them).

Wut that's not true. It depends on the state and testing center. The test I took was in the high and my quiz had 50 questions

6.5 out of 10

Here you go Jow Forums guys, German road rage
youtube.com/watch?v=5aHzFBRrfcE

8/10 because I came from a 3rd world shithole so americans are relatively angels

American drivers are average? What? I thought they were quite sane

>2 if it's a kid in a BMW
What do you mean by that

Counting actual Germans?
9/10.
Just don't let it snow and watch out with living mummys behind the wheel.

Streets here overall with Dutch on the Autobahn and T*rks in the cities?
7/10.

7/10

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>stereo-types about BMW drivers
Yeah fuck you. BMW is godlike

Retarded kid. Should've died.

I prefer these series
youtube.com/watch?v=dD3jqahkoqo

FUCK

3 to 4

Mehmet, my son

HOW, here all traffic must stop for bus unloading???

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On the whole American drivers follow the rules very competently (in some countries apparently it's rare for drivers to remain in their lanes!). However, there is room for the odd individual that makes a egregious error, and those stick in your memory

Holy shit!!!
I can't stop that fast in my Civic.

delete this

4, nobody use the turnlights

8/10
we drive well but not alway very neatly

>local neighboorhood
vs
>two sided fast street

post more driving webms

Not him, but BMW is overall the best car you can buy.
Also Audi took the first place in the asshole drivers championship already a few years ago.

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ANY neighborhood/street with few exceptions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_bus_traffic_stop_laws

that fucking kid needs to get smacked

youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

>Also Audi took the first place in the asshole drivers championship

haha, what?

BMW is and has been complete bloatmaxx brandware since the E39, the last debatably good car was the E46, and even that had the plastic intake manifold meme. The only decent modern Bavarian Manure Wagon is the M2, and that's because it essentially renders the M4 obsolete at half the price point, and the only reason BMW allows it is because they know their average consumer is too fucking consumerist to think critically and instead buys an M4 because it's a higher number.

Norwegian vid doesn't look like a school bus but a normal bus.
Also your rules are retarded sometimes
youtube.com/watch?v=jbp04AftXVw

Probably a solid 8.

Stereotype in this country is that young dudes who drive BMWs always crash into shit.

this

Pretty good. I mean sometimes they mock us for jamming highways at 80km/h pulling a caravan behind a 1.2L car but in general our roads are good, regulations clear and people drive well.
If you want complete retard drivers, go to Belgium

t. Posted from 3K Civic or 5K Miata

Amazing, and it sill goes straight, and the trailer doesn't jack-knife, that's really wild

Ofcoure burger kids need extra laws because they are to stupid to understand normal traffic

what do you think about this video?
youtube.com/watch?v=R2TXdLuqpSg

Depends. I'd say they're normally a seven. But if you ever go to LA or Boston it dips to a three.

Well in the USA driving is a right, while we consider it a privilege

Here is a busy German intersection.
youtube.com/watch?v=zv9FQZ7kgqU

How would your countrymen react to this situation?
Can you spot the one foreigner in this video and tell me his nationality? (hint: numberplates).

Yeah, a few years back the meme that BMW drivers are the worst was still somewhat on point. Since Audis became cooler and the more powerfull end 90s/early 00s Audis became quite cheap they took that spot because many young people, T*rks etc. buy them.

youtube.com/watch?v=P-giC24SxwE
US Spec Volvo truck

Here is a busy German intersection but the traffic lights broke down.
youtube.com/watch?v=zv9FQZ7kgqU

How would your countrymen react to this situation?
Can you spot the one foreigner in this video and tell me his nationality? (hint: numberplates).

fuck you

and you

vielen dank

I once was in the most trashy immigrant infested town when a stoplight broke down right at rush hour.

It was pure agony.

You've never been in Vietnam have you?
youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5uxAsrbwI
They honk at eachother just to tell people their position, not to be aggressive

It depends on conditions. In free flow traffic, 8/10. In rush hour on Christmas Eve going through LA, 4/10

When traffic lights break here we use it as a 4 way stop sign

in Lithuania, a BMW is a status symbol.

There's a reason why we have pages like "kosmonautai" on facebook
Might be hard to understand because it's Lithuanian but it makes fun of Lithuanians that go abroad (US/Germany/etc) buy banged up cars and fix them here for a profit, it also pokes fun at the fact that BMWs (notably 5-series) have absurdly jacked up prices, you can see them in that facebook page.

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if you like BMW so much you can buy an E36 for the same price as that Miata and have an actual good drivers car. Like it or not, BMW lost their way after 2001 when the old guard left and they started caring more about feature pandering and luxuriousness than weight and driving dynamics. The greatest BMW ever made will always be the E39, unless the company gets their head of their asses

They are not bad. Only lane hogging really annoys me.

Here it's the guys with the v-tech civics that drive like assholes

Damn, I wonder what happens to the cargo

>Ofcoure burger kids need extra laws because they are to stupid to understand normal traffic
Are teenagers aren't as shitty drivers as our immigrants. Latin Americans and Asians (South, Southeast and East) are all terrible.

I drive a Toyota. I’m just saying that most of the time people shitting on BMW for other reasons than 90% of the drivers being Muslims are often just buttblasted magapedes from /o/ that shill their Chink shitboxes (with modz) like no tomorrow. Or even worse: they compare Lexus to Mercedes
t. Toyota cuck

We still have to pass a test, but it's real simple, and automatic car.

I admit it, I drove like an idiot at 16 tho, my dad had so many cool cars for me to drive.

V-tech Civics are early 2000s or even 90s shit over here. Most died wrapped around a tree or the engine was killed on the McDonalds parking lot by now.
I hardly see Civics anymore these days, while they used to be super popular back then

Where I live the worst drivers are soccer moms in a suburban or audi crossover

I cant since I drive professionally.

this is a clusterfuck to my burger eyes, here complex intersections like that are much more controlled.

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>Lithuanians that go abroad (US/Germany/etc) buy banged up cars and fix them here for a profit
Sounds like quite comfy actually. At least more as a hobby.

Alright guys, time is up. At around 2:20 there is a single car honking. Unsurprisingly, the driver is not a native German but a Belgian driver (red Belgian number plates). Shitty roads apparently make shitty drivers.

what cars do american drive? what are the most popular ones? ford?

>The greatest BMW ever made will always be the E39
>mfw my daily driver is an E39

Still, they make some of the best cars in the world. Sadly all brands go overboard with tech crap.
Still the new M5 does 0-100 in 3 seconds, the 7 class is probably the best luxury car you can buy and the new 850i is pure sex.

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Top 5 brands
- Ford
- Toyota
- Chevrolet
- Nissan
- Hyundai

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>inb4 russia

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Oh yeah, no, I don't have a problem with ahving a consumer base. Any company has to make money.

I would be as assmad if I didn't care about BMW to some degree. I want to see them return to true form like the 90s again, but they got a taste of global brand profit and didn't look back. When the M3 weighs above 3600lbs, and the M4 above 3500, things are wrong.

Where is my Mazda3 ?

i often hear that toyota is among the most common

You forgot honda

it's a decent job, all things considered.
But it's made fun of because usually the people that do it are small-time scam artists or just the epitome of gopniks.
Not everyone, obviously, but you have to be very careful searching decent ones and knowing one personally will likely get you a very sweet car deal.

shows what a retard trump is
>muh ebil german luxury cars aking obver de cuntry
>gets almost dominated by japs

Yeah I did. I lied about Hyundai, it shouldve been Honda but all the others are true.

The 8 series looks disgusting IMO, they keep going with the enormous nsotril branding meme, and follow Mercedes with their appearance synchronization market strategy, meaning that it looks way too ostentatious and yet generic when compared with the original 850CSi, which was an absolute masterpiece. But even with the M5 being 'fast', it still loses in reviews when compared to competition (except VAGshit) because the original foundation of driving dynamics just aren't there, and are replaced by gadgetry and the "wow" factor in acceleration. I have high hopes for the M2 though, and the 1-series is also a step in a good direction. If BMW keeps their brand meme cars but still makes great enthusiast cars, I won't have a problem.

It’s not a brand. Also Mazda doesnt do many US cars I think, most of their models are too small for them.

We do have a BMW plant in South Carolina and Mercedes plants in Alabama, but they're seen as unreliable and expensive to fix here. People with money to blow buy them

What do you think of German drivers?

For richfags.

My Honda was assembled in Ohio with 85% American made parts

Sorry, I read it as "German cars" :(

I thought that we would have been at the top 5 of road safety, but apparently not:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

According to statistics its safer to drive in mexico, honduras and nicaragua:D

I honestly think you guys would follow the rules too much ; if an accident could have been prevented but you had the right to pass, a German could easily let the accident happen to prove his point.
Where an Italian (notoriously worse drivers than Germans) would raise the arms, insult you, your mother and your great grand children, but try to prevent the accident from happening.

Might be because the Italian didn't pay its insurance policy, though...
Just banter.

i'm really not a good driver and certainly not practised enough but finnish drivers scared the shit out of me during my stay in oulu.
nobody let me cross the road, nobody would slow down. it was like the shy and reserved finns entered a state of true autism as soon as they started to drive