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Why do you people like this faggot? He's nothing but a meme in America.

just to spite faggots like you

t. never held a gun in his life but listens to fruity rappers so he can feel aggressive and cool

what was the last time you hugged someone?

6 months here

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>eeh implying I like him
>implyng I listen to him
>implying I don't tekashi post for fun
kill yourself you tense cunt, no wonder no one like americans lol

Thanks, pic related is the text of the hungarian domunican Friar Julianus about the magyars,that didn't go with the others in today Hungary during the conquest of the Fatherland, he met in 1235.

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>I-I was just rusing you stupid, hehe
double digit IQ confirmed

youtube.com/watch?v=QtePhVziQAI
STUFF

>dubs
Btw I need a literal translation, not a summary, because I need to cite him.
Thanks again

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>trying so hard
sóy pepa confirmed

quick rundown: it mentions his SLOVAK origins/roots and the opression and humilation he had to endure from m*gyar pigs for speaking the truth but like a true SLOVAK CHAD he endured and continued to spite m*gyars for the fun of it

>tfw last time when I hugged a girl was in 2008

I got hugged from behind by a girl last year though.

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Poland is literally full of qties. You are hopeless.

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>čobol
lmao

are you socially inept or is there something fundamentally wrong that cant be fixed? If it is the former, I can help you a bit. I was incel but then fixed myself a bit and now im cyborg. I still feel like shit often but its million times better when you are with somebody who actually really loves you

>Poland is literally full of qties.
That doesn't make it any easier
>You are hopeless.
That's true.
>are you socially inept
Basically yes. Plus I'm suffering from fallout of major life fuckup.

>That doesn't make it any easier

How so? Can't wait to enrich slavs.

what happened m8? you can tell me, im random dude on the interweb. no need for details if you dont want to

last week
wasn't a qt tho

We are frens now, yes?

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24th of April

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>How so?
That's like thinking that higher prize of a lottery makes it easier to win.
I'ts not a secret and if I'm not mistaken, I've already mentioned it here before. I had dropped out from uni twice and had been a neet for around two years.

Pagans. They have no knowledge of gods but they dont worship idols however they live like wild animals. They dont do agriculture they eat horse and wolf and other likely meat they drink kumisz aka horsemilk and blood. they have plenty of horses and in weapons and in battle they are (very brave?) or strong or both). From old traditions they know their descendants are the Magyars(hungarians) but where they live now they dont know. The mongol nation is their neighbourh. When these mongols attacked them they couldnt defeat them moreover in the first battle the magyars/hungarians beat them. And because of this they chose to ally with them and they united and together destroyed 15 nations/countries in total. In the lands of these magyars/hungarians the monk also met the mongols and their grand prince's ( i think he means khan) messenger. This hungarian knew hungarian russian cuman german bulgarian and mongol and said that a mongol army that is from 5 days apart in walking lenght wanted to march against Germany but they were still waiting for another mongol army that their grand prince/khan sent against the persians which had the goal of their destruction. The messenger also said that in the mongol lands theres another large numbered peoples who are taller than all other kind of men and whos heads dont match their bodies at first sight. This nation wants to break out/off from the mongols lands and wants war against all of those who oppose them and wants the destruction of all countries that they conquer.

I know its kind of rough but I tried to translate it the best way I could.

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Im in similar position like you. I will try to join FFL soon. Hopefully it works out.

>FFL
You realize it's full of criminals, violent Africans, and other scum? Why not just join the Czech army?

>eastern european womyn are beautiful
is the biggest meme since based azns

>Hopefully it works out.
Well, I wish you luck. Although it sounds like a little too drastic measure to me.

Czech army wants mentally stable normies. I, for one, hate my life. Also FFL is more interesting. It is no longer hive of scum and villans. Frogs cleaned it up a lot over past years. Recently ive heard they dont even arabs at all but slavs are in high demand. I have really no reason to get up in the morning so its either this or slowly rot away I guess

The day has finally arrived and your state funded gf is here. Its Ottoni! Do you accept or reject her? Keep in mind that after rejecting a state gf you have to wait 10 years until you can apply for another.

Note : you dont have to feed her

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Thank you but no thank you

Do you have military experience? Are you fit? What is your 10km time?

Im relatively fit, no military experience. Ive looked up physical requirements and I outperform them a decent bit. Its not the hard part to get it, but to survive through the boot camp

I have some trouble understanding anons here. If things aren't working out, why don't you use the EU free movement and start over somewhere else?

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Thanks fren, it is a good translation. The mongol nation they are referring to are the Tatars.
Here's a pic of Hunor and Magor

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Fuck off

Because half of our countries already did
Rootless emmigrant scum

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Ok anons, posting my guilde on how to get friends and gf:
For all my socially retarded friends. I should make this into pasta at this point. I write this way too often. Basically if you have no social skills you must build the up from ground zero. Normally people do this as kids and teens and are ready for life as adults. if you were shut in or sat in front of pc all day, you dont have these skills.
first step is to break the mental barrier that prevents you from interacting with ppl at all. Start small talk with random strangers in the street. Ideally about relevant things (if you waiting for bus you can talk with them about public transport or w/e). You will feel like complete tard and creep, but people in general are OK with small talk and their positive reactons will boost your confidence and show you that social interactions are OK. you may do some fuckups and people may react negatively occasionally, but take this as a lesson of how not to do it. It cant discourage you.
When you get the hang of it, talk with people you meet regularly in your life (school, work, bus stop, hall of your house etc). If you chat up a few times, you will become acquaintances and over time even friends. Be friendy (obviously) but dont be too desperate/obtrusive about befriending them. You should befriend men, women, anybody. the trick is to realize that woman isnt any magical unicorn thats impossible to catch. Its normal human being and if you learn how to interact with them, you will learn how to interact with women as well.
If you have some friends, you will become part of their circle of friends. They will likely introduce you to their other friends and voila, more friends. Every person you befriend is more social skills for you. Also it will do wonders to your mental health knowing that people are OK with you.

cont.........

If your acquaintances have any hobby, that usually very easy way to befriend them. talk positive about their hobby (however retarded it is), say you would like to try it etc. They will be happy that somebody likes the same thing as them. But again, dont be too pushy about it so it doesnt look obvious that you are trying to flatter them. Or alternatively you could pick up some hobby that involves other people (sport/gym for example) and there you have great place to meet some new friends who like the same thing like you. You will have something to talk about from the start.
And eventually, you will be socially skilled enough to ask strange girl to a date and have pleasant conversation with her, or even ask for date one of your girly friends. Dont expect it to necessarily work the first time. Dating is like this socialising thingy. It takes skill that is acquired over time.
One bit specifically about interaction with womyn. Confidence is the key. If you are about to drop spaghetti every time you talk to girl, then at least fake it and pretend you believe in yourself. When you believe in yourself (or at least look like it) other will believe in you. Women in general have very low confidence. If you just walk to some girl like a boss and just ask her for a number or something, she might by like "wow this guy is total alpha. Am I even good enough for him?" Little she knows that you are holding your spaghetti very tight. (this actually happened to me). Last thing about wooing a friend. If you have a female friend and want to date her, she must be able to imagine you and her having sex before that. If you talk to her about anime cartoons or just behave like you were her older/younger brother, you can forget that straight away.

cont...almost done

So thats the basics. The main point is that you must go yourself through the ordeal of acquiring social skills and you will find out what strategies and tweaks work specifically for you. It may be hard and may take a lot of time (at least months or even over a year) but its better than being sad fuck for the rest of your life. Good luck user, you can make it

yes of course they are also its a shame that those hungarians died/disappeard and instead we had to accept cumans

Why would this change things though?
Also it doesn't have to be permanent. Maybe go to study or work and then come back.

The most likely reason why some anons here are failing is laziness, lack of ambition or motivation, various dangerous addictions such as anime or alcohol. If someone is incapable of cleaning his room, cooking his food, maintaining personal hygiene etc. do you expect him to be able to actually go to another country and try to achieve something from scratch?

just bee yourself lads

thanks

Some of them join Hungary 3 years before that event, thanks to the indication of another hungarian dominican, Otto. That's why they knew there was a land of conquered by Magyars when Julianos arrived.

> Little she knows that you are holding your spaghetti very tight.

Kek'd hard

>If someone is incapable of cleaning his room, cooking his food, maintaining personal hygiene etc.
I didn't think such people post here tbqh. In these cases a therapist is probably more suitable.

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really? thats actually quite amazing and hope giving as not all of them were fucked by Batu

that user obviously wrote extreme example. but generally if Im a loser in my home country, why should it magically change by crossing border?

Btw do you want me to add you on the acknowledgements?
I can just write an hungarian name you can recognize

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>an hungarian

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Depends on your criteria for loser and what do you want to achieve.
Unless you have quite some money, you will have to get a job to live on your own. This will push you to be more active and in contact with more people.
No friends? As a foreigner you always have the excuse of "I am new here so I don't know anyone".
No gf? Above can also serve you that purpose but you will also have to work on yourself as well.

I might be wrong, dunno.

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why is Italy so based?

Cute.

Dunno fren

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b-but youre not v4. go to your own thred

Sure I guess

What kind of name do you want me to put that you can recognize?

good question I need to think about that

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Szűzölő Csanád

Almost shat myself in my tram fuck

You own a tram? I'm jealous

The tram is the property of all Czech citizens. It's his tram.

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what do you do in those situations? you can't just stop the tram and go to a toilet

Its mine. After 5 years in service you can pick one

Fuck you, you made me laugh.

Virginslayer-chan?

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You make it or you shit.yourself

name

could you wear diapers?
do you have piss bottles?

perhaps

you obviously dont take diapers unless you dont plan to shit yourself beforehand. since nobody sane expects to shit himself beforehand, I guess the user couldnt really wear diapers. as for the pissbottles, they wont help you ith shitting, and if you want to piss you actually have to whip your dick out and piss into the bottle. if you do it in the tram, thats criminal offense of public obscenity and you will have to pay fine, so its not worth it

thank you for your in-depth analysis of the situation, it's much more clear now

No

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the guy drives trams for a living
so being prepared and wearing a diaper in case you need to take a shit really badly makes sense
whipping your dick out in the drivers would probably be ok too

quite good

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>ottonifag sharts himself daily

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are you a NEET?

Actually no, I both work and study

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I could but I dont. No pee bottles either. Tram rounds are +- 30 minutes long so unless its really bad you should be able to hold it

nice

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pls