/brit/

Are you going to continue posting this beyond the 13th?

french american i presume

business idea : become a minority in your own country

might just fly to america on a travel visa and then not leave lmao
if mexicans can do it, i can too. fuck it.

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behold, a 56% country screeching at an 85% country

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>fred perry
based
hope you swiped that lad

had one of those mandela effect moments over casper van dien . could have swore he was casper van damme

They treat british illegals o different to anyone else. Guy I worked with had a brother spend 5 weeks in detention because they wouldn't let him see the embassy so he could get deported

Enjoy your cage la

youtube.com/watch?v=m7B2QSkVx90

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what percentage of your wanks are bum wanks?

why would they do that though?

will be properly ignored by thebaggets

I'll send you my address so you can come and turn my monitor 90* then I can read your post.

the absolute state
theres like 50,000 irish illegals and they dont get touched
even with trumps administration theres been fuck all deportations

illegal is illegal, ICE officers don't give a fuck

>When you don't respond to her whatsapp for 40 mins and then as soon as you reply you get the blue ticks because she's been seeing if you are online but not responding

Good feel

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>Dinner Cover: 2

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bruvvvvv thats a peng ting wooh oh my dayzzzzz blud

like 5% they only feel good when you don't do it frequently

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0% because im not a freak

wetbacks have a huge local network through all the border states and can easily get hired through nepotism

smoked about 5 rollies in the last 20 minutes

Day 4 of no cigarettes: my chest isn't numb anymore and my lungs don't have that sharp pain like they used to. I cough out less phlegm in the mornings too, which is an improvement.

Free will isn't real

smoking a fag as i type this
fuck you

been experiencing the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon with the term 'mandela effect' in the last few days.

Kill yourself

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dork

Bottom text

if you can't handle the heat, stay the fuck out of the kitchen
leave smoking the real men

same
fuck leafs

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>theres like 50,000 irish illegals and they dont get touched
>even with trumps administration theres been fuck all deportations
i wonder why

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Gunna really miss afternoon tea frens.

By Friday I'll be back in my fluorescent lit office with the only window overlooking a factory.

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wish i was a skinnyfat waster with undiagnosed autism who had no job and spent all day watching cartoons playing xbox and drinking monster but still had a banging hot gf because on my god given giant cock

life on easy mode.
the diabetes would be worth it

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that is perhaps the worst gore video i've ever seen

women are so fucking bizarre
why do females always talk about men being unable to express their emotions? women hide away their resentment and things bothering them like squirrels hide acorns

1%, havent figured out how to make them feel good but i give it a go now and again

enjoying this bolton lad's vlogs in russia
youtube.com/watch?v=uAiM1mf8V6o

i smoked cigs for a while and stopped pretty easily but it was like one two a day
either way they just increased my heart rate and face me sweaty palms and i have enough anxiety for that purpose

megalolz

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women are more subtle in certain ways and men can't see that unless they're gay

>why do females always talk about men being unable to express their emotions?
It's especially odd because women fundamentally don't find overly emotional men to be attractive.

>Gonna finally break my third person I've shagged (also fingered a few extra birds and had a blowjob) next week
>Potential to be up to four in not too long too

HAPPENING

Can you catch vitiligo

has harry been seen in public recently

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wat? those aren't italians

thanks god i will never have a gf :)

I quit smoking after 4 years daily smoking and also quit benzos after 1 year daily use

Benzos were 50 times harder

similes are pretty fucking gay. don't use them in male company

any nwa man in
youtube.com/watch?v=SKeOVjLnnFE

redpilled and based

Legalising weed isn't enough. Every food and drink MUST be infused with THC. If you don't have THC in your system, you should be exiled to the North Pole.

had to try a few different toys before i got the right one but now it's the best possible feeling

I really struggled with benzos too. nice work m8

Got an estranged half brother who recently accepted mine and my dad's friend requests on facebook, used to like going to visit when I was younger (he's in his 30s, I'm 22) so was going to message him to go for a pint

the problem is he's basically a fucking walking soy bean
does cosplay and constantly posting about trump or other inane shit on facebook, including about his fucking lego sets
honestly he ignored our grandparents' funerals totally so fuck him, should only meet him to box on him desu

I can tell when something is bothering them but they won't just come out and say it and won't be honest if I directly ask them and even if I suspect what is bothering them changing it doesn't help

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Republican flags are shit
What would ours be if we became a republic

youtube.com/watch?v=mG4h58sqjbs

i got too much poop up there.

/brit/ is a memphis general
youtube.com/watch?v=3W2jLb7AM3s

what kind of woman am i in for if i only settle down in my 30s?

if harry can still get a 36yo divorcee who's still a babe then surely i can too

>toys
yeah, im not doing that. fuck, is the prostate even real? my fingers cannot find it

he is doing it hahahaha

can the janitor please clean up this gore

Love being me I'm the fucking man

He might be alright in person, give him a chance
Some people don’t know what they’re doing with social media

hope no norf fc fans overheard them or they were fucking HEEMED most likely

VISIT MY FUCKING STATE

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howling that gareth southgate dislocated his shoulder earlier

only england

just the same. our monarchy flag is different

she'll have at least 1 kid

achieved enlightenment finally

>nowhere: the state

kill yourself flyover trash

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Janitor doesn't exist

leftymongers had a good froth and foam on twitter today about Alan Sugar lads. wonder what sort of person you have to be to work yourself into a rage over something so innocuous

Gis a line pal

us northern folk fucking hate kikes

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