/asean/

What does a 70% ethnic majority get you? A first language that's what.

any college student here?

help i entered the wrong average and middle school when i registered online for feu
can i still change my info or is my admission gonna be negatively affected by this? will i get rejected?

tapos gaano ba kahirap yung entrance exam sa FEU hindi ko talaga kaya ang math as in basic addition lang alam ko due to years of NEETdom so baka zero makuha sa buong math section ng exam
id go to UE kasi mas madali daw doon pero late na ata ako
how fucked am i lads

Just contact FEU and see what you can do.

Or try UST, the entrance exam is really easy, plus passing UST also means you pass Letran and Angelicum.

what the fuck kinda pidgin is this

hhahahahHAHAHAHA
te ganaron los japoneses.
me rio y me burlo.

By the way you type taglish it shows
cringe

ojala saquen a esos culombianos del mundial asjasjksajkasjkasjk
negros hijueputas

im sorry im stressed out

what will you study?
tell me more about Manila, which places are dangerous?

Will flips be allowed in the SEA caliphate?

Only if they supply us with Jolibee.

Cookie season is over, now we must focus on our exam . In order to passed this exam, we must prepare a perfectly grilled seabass served with Lemon butter sauce alongside and appetizer and dessert

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gl

too bad tagalog posters here dont even eat real food because they live in slums and eat pagpag since when they were born.

too bad bisayan posters here dont even eat real food because they live in slums and eat pagpag since when they were born and now fuck white guys for a living

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thanks bro

Jesus what's wrong with filipinos?

Low IQ bisayans and Illocanos bringing this country down with thier pagpag and slum whore culture

liberal apaan sih?

>be me, queing to get my items weighted
>standing behind this old chinese lady
>the weighing man gives me her items since he thought I was her son
oye

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I know that feels bro...

t. chinese genetics

How do culinary students practice for their exam? Do you pay for practice ingredients yourself and make them at home or is there a practice room that you can get all kinds of ingredients needed?

How's your herpes, Peru ?

The college provides all the ingredient and we can practice making those dishes in the kitchen . You're only given one chance at practicing.

nama obat

Gue liberal maka bikinnya gue bijak

being a NEET was a fucking mistake.

Explain

Tell me sweety, we are all NEET here. Well, almost.

>Had sex for the first time yesterday.
>Laughed at by the girl I was with because I made "funny sex sounds."
>Personally remember it as something resembling crying and laughing
Fucking end myself.

Option for today
1. Go to library > Work on my presentation > Visit friend's house
2. Stay at home > Shitpost/Vidya/Anime > Watch WC

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Go to library > Shitpost > Visit friend's house > Watch WC together

>you having sex

Things that never happened

Visit Library's house > Work on Friend > Stay at anime > Shitpost presentation

normie pls

If you look neither ch*nk or c*rrynig, you're not bumiputera.

can I join?

pengen ngentot gan

Wrong. In Malaysia at least, you need a Bumiputra father or mother who is a citizen. My cousin has a Malaysian Hokkien Dad but Malay mother. So my cousin has 'Melayu' on her NRIC. The dad had to convert to Islam though.

t. fake bumiputera

Chinese Man Malay Woman

t. chink faced bumiputera

white man tagalog women

>malaysian hokkien dad
>malay mother
what did he mean by this

Malaymutt is part of Malaysian culture.

A typical malaysian family

hujan

you won't make me go out of my cave, stacy

Sure is slow today.

It was always a mistake.

what kind of porn do you guys consume?

mommy porn usually

Netorare, Netorase, Loli

sissy hypno

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Yuri ntr

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porn where girl is used like fleshlight and abused

I can't cum if she's not being degraded

exhibitionism

Anything that's not guro

Fat white men slutty ugly bisayan women

>Patrician choice

Let's have a good match, Aussies!

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>91229239
BEGONE ERP FILTH

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unironically vanilla

big tits titjob

Mostly hentai and Japanese stuff, with the occasional Chinese, Filipino, American, European, and Thai vids. Usually stick to vanilla.

I don't know how to communicate with other people at all now, including my highschool best friends. I tried so hard to fit in but now i think i'll give up, it's literally impossible. I even tried to have a small talk with mini market cashiers, barbers, etc. But all of them ended up with me being so fucking embarrassing. And with me being so fucking awkward to even have a decent conversation with my bestfriends during highscool was the final nail in the coffin. I give up. Man, back in the day people will laugh if i'm speaking and cracking a joke, but now...
Before anyone asking i'm the 6 years NEET user.

oh no no minimarket cashiers are supposed to be awkward to talk with, even i wouldn't try to have a small chat

cume

>You now imagine MKL jerking it and moaning as he's about to cum

at the end of the day it doesn't matter at all, we're all just fumbling idiots living our lives pretending to be normal and hiding anything that will single us out

The important thing is just to unironically be yourself and just live life as you want

I know I'm an awkward weird person a lot of the time but I don't mind that, to me it's funny when people feel awkward by something I did

I'm just being true to myself and I try to not care what people will think, but at the same time also trying to be a decent person to my other meatbags on this floating rock

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go to the gym so you can be more confident about yourself

...

me too T_T

I- I can't be the only one right? You've been mistaken for Chinese too right /asean/?!

I feel you, biggest mistake in my life, being NEET has ruined my life. I am paying the price now.

>tell someone I'm Australian
>they think I'm Chinese

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people mistake me for malay

people mistake me for a girl

Yes even in malaysia

but you are one

I hope Peru is okay.

wew

b-but you're a malay

You are correct

I am Malaysian

and so are you,user

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wtf I can't believe it's not 10pm yet, I thought it was like midnight already, man today has been fucking slow

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same,I thought it was 11 with how sleepy I am right now

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Good luck Peru
Good luck Australia

but real ones have bfs

solstice

>asutralia

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