>loyal
>traditional
>catholic
>speaks a descendant of Latin
>white enough to be civilised, brown enough to be attractive
>easier for white men because of their internalised racism as a result of colonialism
>usually right wing
>will bear you children as soon as you want them
>get to LARP as a conquistador
Why don't you have a Latina gf user?
Loyal
Because they are whores and get fat at 30s
Because they don't exist here
the way the word "latino" is said genuinely gives me a headache and makes me mad. when I hear "lah-TEE-noh" on the radio I legitimately begin to seethe with rage. just fucking say it like an america "luh-teenoe"
>LARP as a conquistador
they only let you do that if you're a dago
if a whitoid does this he'll get called a racist and get dumped
>like an america
Nice typo, you probably think that american is a language too?
What are you on about?
Bring one over then lad
My gf's cool with it
My gf is half Puerto Rican Half Greek I am a wop do I get to larp as a conquistador or not
no
No, but you can roleplay as a Turkic warrior taking Constantinople tho
Columbus was a wop
And Giovanni Caboto and Giovanni da Verrazzano and Amerigo Vespucci and a fuck ton more
wtf idc nerds I wanna bang her
I don't like literal SHITskinned BROWNOIDS
I am WHITE and BASED
>MUH HERRRRRITAGE
kys. they were NORTH ITALIAN thus CENTRAL EUROPEAN
>usually right wing
Because they’re fucking crazy
wop here trying to get a latina myself, since "italian" girls just turn into regular white american girls after 2 generations
no you are not
you've never actually met one have you?
>luh-tee-nouuu
Disgusting.
>easier for white men because of their internalised racism as a result of colonialism
hahaha keep dreaming desu
Yes he is.
Mexican women don't really like blond men desu. I'd say the french guy ideal (dark hair, light eyes, pale-to-slightly bronzed skin) is more predominant. There are exceptions of course.
no fuck off
they love gueros what are you talking about
ARGH WHY DONT I HAVE A LATINA GF I DESERVE IT JUST FOR BEING WHITE AFAFSFBNDNEN
>dark hair, light eyes, pale-to-slightly bronzed skin
Literally me
>tfw you will never have 3.14 qt mexican gf
That’s not true. Stop coping. You aren’t MED, white or any kind of European btw.
Yeah, but you’re an ugly incel so no one will ever love you
No don't even try it
>>usually right wing
howling
There's hope.
Daily reminder that Latinos can be
100% white
100% native
100% black
100% Asian
Or a mixture of anything above
Daily reminder that nobody cares
nice post, have a picture of my little sister.
però i siciliani non sono anche italiani?
Just watch the TV, there are definitely blonde girls but guys will be med, sometimes with green or blue eyes.
Actual brit/slav-style blond guys are very rare and not particularly desirable.
Argentinians and Brazilians seem to care. Most Mexicans are mestizo anyways
Not that guy but Brazilians and Argentinians are obsessed with Europe and how they are actually 100% Italian and German.
Exactly. They're still latino tho. They can't deny it. I would argue that Quebec people are latino too
I don’t watch TV anymore but when I was kid there were tons (all of them dyed lol) and half of the actors weren’t even Mexican but just white Latinos from South America.
Québécois aren’t Latinos. Stop obsessing over us. You’re a creep desu.
Hijo de puta. Puedo decir que quiero decir.
half of mexicanas look ok the other half are literal goblinos.
The best mixture is 1/4 native, anymore and you get an orc. Any less and you are just fucking a spaniard.
don't forget that "UHHH-MUH-REE-CAN" is even more annoying to hear for the rest of the world who doesn't care how you're 1% german and 32% irish
>usually right wing
Wow, you are delusional as fuck grandpa
because i live on the canadian border
Different user but lol wat, not even 10% of them were foreigners when I used to watch TV
I don't care
Aside from appearances and the allure of the exotic, every woman you fetishize is no different from the women around you.
The American proxy obsessed with us is here again by the way
>>loyal
lolno
>>traditional
lolno
>>catholic
lolno
>>speaks a descendant of Latin
lolok
>>white enough to be civilised, brown enough to be attractive
lol
>>easier for white men because of their internalised racism as a result of colonialism
this
>>usually right wing
lolno
>>will bear you children as soon as you want them
this
>>get to LARP as a conquistador
lolno
snap
because they turn into goblins at 25 since spic countries have an average age of 50
this is all true for colombian women too
most mexicans vote for and unironically support the fascist ruling party
it's why my parents left
Tremendo ojete
He he
Sure bro, sure.. that's why your parents left. Totally not because they couldn't make a living and buy luxuries scrubbing toilets and cutting grass over this side.
It's all about making a political stand right gais
deja de negarlo. ellos también decienden de europeos latinos.
alejaos de nuestras mujeres putos bl*ncos de mierda
But Augustus. You ARE white
my grandpa owns a farm but it doesn't make money because the fascists don't want it to. He believes in magic and can't read though
NO IM NOT WHITE STOP CALLING US WHITE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL OBSSESED WITH US STAAAAAAAAAPH
Because they don't exist here
>brown enough to be attractive
there's something about this logic... can't put my finger on it
>>loyal
Not more so than any other race
>>traditional
if you get a countryside girl maybe
>>catholic
how is that a good thing?
>>speaks a descendant of Latin
yup
>>white enough to be civilised, brown enough to be attractive
nigga natives are ugly as fuck
>>easier for white men because of their internalised racism as a result of colonialism
now you just proyecting son
>>usually right wing
a commie is about to become our president
>>will bear you children as soon as you want them
we are fertile
>>get to LARP as a conquistador
you would be calling her an india, doubt most would be cool with that
100% PURE BAVARIAN GENES. VIVA ALEMANIA
In Southern Brasil, I can believe it! I would argue that those German communities have very pure Germanic blood as compared to a German from Saxony.
FUCK
Latinas aren't all they're made out to be desu
>overly dramatic
every night is a night at the opera...because they grew up watching novelas and that;s their frame of reference
>intensely jealous
if she gets a hint that you're even thinking of cheating, she'll cut you and the bitch you're with (Lorena Bobbitt was Ecuadorian)
>turn into balloons/refrigerator shape after the first kid
Because of the heavy carb and starch diet
>Spoiled princess complex
because that's literally all she's heard since the day she was born and if you don't fulfill her barbie doll fantasies she'll leave your ass quick
I've been with Latinas all my life cuz that's what's around me but these bitches will drive you insane.
what if I want a latino bf instead?
I've seen many Greek girls that look like her.
>turn into balloons/refrigerator shape after the first kid
>Because of the heavy carb and starch diet
That's because they've been fed a steady diet of beans and rice for 20+ years
>Drama and princess syndrome
Blame the Telenovelas
t. Texas
how do you deal with the entitlement ?
You have to be firm with them. Let them scream, cry, threaten, insult, etc...show them you're not rattled. Deep down she wants this and will resent you if you get on her level. Machismo exists for a reason, and Latinas know this.
this
>loyal
>traditional
>catholic
>usually right wing
>will bear you children as soon as you want them
lmao
What's up with Arab countries, they're American tier
I'm afraid of dancing
this tbqh famalam