/brit/

Love a xan me
[FRESH LEAK] not mixed lads but what u thinkin on my latest

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real mong hours

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>XaN

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the gf said she will swallow my cummies tomorrow lads haha

>gaming youtuber i used to watch now does private military contracting in afghanistan
wew

poonime
pue

I get good home presses for like £2

>yung lean is doing post punk now
youtube.com/watch?v=N8_EeP1qotQ

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lol... mate in britain poon means something TOTALLY different aaaaaaaaa

Real nigga shit
Zan wit that lean pt3 wayment

my gf swallows every time she goes down on me
which is literally every time I see her

Janny where art thou?

not good honestly

there she is
9

i fucking hate lil xan this fucking retard would be a kissless virgin if he werent famous what a fucking stupid shit just look at this bug eyes or his shitty height fuck this shit

This but not posted by Jay

Yeah this has been the worst timeslot for a bit, otherwise /brit/ is definitely no worse than anywhere else on Jow Forums

uninspiring desu

But like music is subjective bro

What do u listen to out of curios city

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how do you say irish in latin?
A= Smellyum Chimpus Micklopatheticus

she is called ano

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>dumb druggie OP
>jf's talking shit

nah m8 this was here first

i agree, it's cliche as fuck. he even puts on that stereotypical 80s goth voice.
i'm looking forward to what he does with it though, i liked his punk stuff under dod mark.

Janitor please sort this mess out

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I miss the janny

no subject mong doss out prick kmt

wish these stupid depressed rap teens would pick up a guitar instead. much more satisfying to hear and play.

like it or not, drugs are the epitome of british culture.

wine pon mi cocky

got to write a final year project in 48 hours lads

Had weed once but nothing happened, not even a light head. Thought it was right shit. Get more of a rush standing up too quick.

>he'd rather a thread filled with jf's with /brit/ in the subject than a stealth /brit/ thread of brits

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Are any of you here Miscreant/Misc/his bitches from the skype group ?

banging one out to Meryl Streep

that means bum in mexican

...

Russian females are being impregnated right now

sometimes chill at my mates house and he's got an acoustic guitar he does really basic sleepy stuff on. it's really nice and I fell asleep once

Sounds gay desu

that means that in japanese

she's only ever done it a couple if times ever, and all were with me apparently. she's slowly getting into it but cant rush it

pop a xan
skrt in the van
lean in a can
(yuh)

*gets $50m Sony record deal*

I want Emma Watson to fart in my mouth.

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the internet has utterly destroyed the cultural barrier between anglo countries

dude you just dont get it

he's a 6'7 black guy so it's not gay

>she's only ever done it a couple if times ever
Heeeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeeee

Screeching la

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>ywn wake up dead

I've never had a gf
Whats it like?

Bianca

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xanax is so much better than virgin valium

>he's a 6'7 black guy so it's not gay

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dunno why she'd lie, not like id give a fuck at all. If she is then oh well don't care anyway

Or

R/redpill

For U la u fucking virgin neek

Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to git fool
5th to Crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rolls
Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged
Oxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange
Watch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from Texas
She want to git up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing
'Bout now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me
15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees
Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Consistently the worset poster on this bored

good

Xan Tchyeah
Lean tchyeah

Esketit

>bored

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Xannies and lean, I'm dozin' off
Six double G's, it got me lost
Mixin' codeine with alcohol
Poppin' the beans with Adderall
Choppin' a brick like martial art
Flippin' that bitch like somersaults
Xannies I pop like Tylenol
Cookin' a pot like Stroganoff

Xans with the lean, call it thot juice
We knock a gruin I'm obtuse
I'll be on lean like hypotenuse
I take the acid and mushroom
Everything look like a cartoon
I went and bust on a plain jane
I take the Percys like Max Payne
Look at my diamonds, they gang bang
Say you were Nicki like Mack Maine
Adderall, pop 'em like Tylenol
Lean in my alcohol
Sippin' codeine got me dozin' off
These Molly pills, I'ma pop em all

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don't rate this namefag screams brit/pol/ rat that lost it's way.

if she's a nice and caring girl then it's this feeling of support all the time. If she's selfish and shit, it's like knowing there's a steaming pile of shit in the living room you cannot clean up. you fear coming home to it, smelling it and seeing it. you dream of life without it but know it would be weird if it wasn't there.

would pay good money to see the sicilianus knock out this zoe div

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yanks here need to do something about the emma poster
hes one of yours so sort it out, dox this dirty sicilian subhuman or something

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dumb pirate frogposter

LADS

Girl on tinder I was talking to the other day has randomly just messaged me and asked me if I want come over. Is this to be trusted? I'm a virgin so what should I expect and do I have to buy condoms or will she have them because its quite late and I dont know anywhere I could buy them?

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na hes a commie from /sp/

MAXO AYEEEE

youtu.be/Wbm-GzCnC-g

I'm OG brit lol is containment bored

Just had a shit and a shave at the same exact time

go over.
get condoms from paki store.

If there were no niggers in the West there'd be no crime and no AIDS

where

If I was somehow losing I'd stab him and eat his ear m8

hes a good lad

Dumb foreigner can't even speak English. Fuck off would ya.

fucks sake that pepsi and pizza combo made my stomach explode
not a fan will just keep eating healthy year round

Liam is here

what most 6 footers don't realise is that they are probably 5ft 11 by the end of the day

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opiates are better than benzos in general desu

Get some pumpkin seeds

why do yanks do opiates lol is it the 80s

pffft ok doug

T. Never done drogas

meaning what exactly