In elementary school, a random kid sing the national anthem at the start of the day

>in elementary school, a random kid sing the national anthem at the start of the day
>it was my turn to sing
>I'm autistic and struggle with public speaking
>try to back out
>principal said I had to do it because it was my patriotic duty
>try to sing
>end up mumbling, forgetting the lyrics and wasn't able to finish
>for two weeks, both teachers and students treated me like shit and called me unamerican
it's not a meme, Jow Forums. Burgers take this shit super seriously.

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It’s not your fault being born autistic
But it is your fault not growing balls

>forgetting the fucking pledge of allegiance when it's said every working day


you must have been really special

Why not just lip sync and let your fellow students take over?

Some literal muttoid spat on me and tried to start a fight because I said that our veterans are slaves that die for Israel. He got real mad and said that "if you can't respect our troops than get the fuck out of my country". Turns out that his uncle died in Iraq so I understood his rage in the end

the whole flag thing, pledge of allegiance and always have to be a 'patriot' is some seriously weird shit

wow you're so edgy and cool

At my school in Chicago, after 9/11 teachers said you don't have to stand for the pledge of allegiance if you don't want to you stupid generalizing retard.

>>end up mumbling
hope you put it on soundcloud

Who cares about his rage. His uncle was a slave who died for Israel

Itt
Things that never happened

Once my teacher in high school made me say the prayer to begin class, and I told him to fuck off and he backed off. Everyone clapped and the hottest girl in class (over 18) asked me out to prom and gave me a $25 bill.

XD

stop memeing, i bet you are not even american, faggot. all we do is say the pledge of allegiance. no fucking anthem.

In middle school we used to have to sing prayers in assembly and I always intentionally held my prayer book upsidown.

I was a pretty cool cat.

>our veterans are slaves that die for Israel
>our
that's right, shitskin. are you here legally at least?

this

We never sing the anthem. Stop using american proxies op.

it was done over the school's loud speaker

religion is even worse. at least as a kid at school you don't have a choice. but look at the BILLIONS of religious adults around the world going nuts during their holidays.

Wew dude. Same happened to me infront of everyone. I forgot the prayer, wanted to kms for like a whole month

In my schools they did but only on Fridays

prayers are easy. sanctus sanctorum rectum pluribus unum. here. done.

edgy

my bad same shit really

padre nuestro que estás en el cielo
venga a nosotros tu reino
ruega por nosotros los pecadores
ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte
amen

>land of the free

You could've hummed it maybe.

i don't think that would have helped

d-g bless, cletus

Yes god bless them, you Colombian subhuman

you must have missed Jow Forums or the fox news comments section, this is a high-IQ-only board

Ahhh yes the high iq of edgy facebook kids who hate on veterans.
Kys congolombian

did a columbian drop a turd on your lawn or something? you seem to have an obsession

>>in elementary school, a random kid sing the national anthem at the start of the day
>>it was my turn to sing
>>I'm autistic and struggle with public speaking
>>try to back out
>>principal said I had to do it because it was my patriotic duty
>>try to sing
>>end up mumbling, forgetting the lyrics and wasn't able to finish
>>for two weeks, both teachers and students treated me like shit and called me unamerican
>it's not a meme, Jow Forums. Burgers take this shit super seriously.
Where did you go to school? I'm from CT, we'd make fun of you for being autistic and fucking up not being unpatriotic.

Don't mind respectful Colombians
Hate disrespectful congolombians like you.

are you american?

why are americans so obsessed with pledging allegiance when their country was pretty much founded on treason

>$25 bill
Wot