Haha ain't that right my fellow millennials

Haha ain't that right my fellow millennials.

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>Canadian flag
>Dumb shit

Checks out

It's true tho

*reverse mortgages his house and foots the bill to his son*

You wouldn't even get to the interview because the system automatically rejected your resume.

This is exaggerated for comedic effect, but holds true.
Bo*mers don't understand it.

i only got my job because of connections. I work for one of the best engineering companies in my area and this is true for most people

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It took me 6 years to get a part time job. I'm scared of how long it would take to start a career

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It's true.

>six years to get a part time job

I think the problem is on your end.

>an energetic enthusiastic go getting with prior experience, impeccable presentation and a passion for customer service
>to get the lowest level job

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there are literally more job openings than job seekers right now. You can be a super massive fuckup and still land a job right now

>people actually believe the buzzwords and "requirements"
If you have a high school diploma/equivalent and are over the age of 18, you're good for most entry level jobs. Just apply or show up in person and ask someone. I stuck my neck out to a place like that, got a call for an interview, got there and found out 4/5 employees working there were in high school and never stayed longer than 3 months, and the manager was looking to replace someone who actually decided to stay for at least a year with someone that wasn't a high school kid. All those buzzwords are drawn up on the corporate level they don't apply to individual places.

No you cant. I keep applying at convenience stores but I get rejected every single time because Im too ugly to do any work involving customers and too weak to do intense manual labour.

>tfw will never have a good job
thx late capitalism

Apply at somewhere else than a convenience store then.

>that 25 year old boomer who can't get a job and blames it on capitalism

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>trump
>that thin

except this comic is correct

Boomers love capitalism

this

40 yr old boomer: Red Bull
30 yr old boomer: Monster Energy
25 yr old boomer: Arizona Rx Energy
20 yr old boomer: NoS Energy
15 year old boomer: Coca Cola