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Someone tell me about chinese pop music
Hi, peru?
How are you feeling peru? Worried peru. Please keep me updated peru
Hello go find monkey for me in jungle ok thank you brother
>So many Taiwan VPN nodes banned for CP.
What's wrong with Taiwanese people?
What's wrong with VPN users?
Ywn have a qt3.14 Manchu gf
STOP
They have lesbians
YES! LESBIANS!
Just buy a pass
I would actually love to see a picture of your country from outside your window if you're really in Kenya.
Even with a pass, it's still banned.
The Jap flag is conveniently ignoring this thread it seems, and still pretending to have a white gf. Kek
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Only good one
>BUT I DON'T WANT TO DRINK HOT WATER, YOU FUCKING CUNT
>One drop
It's fine, cuckmilk can finally prove to people he has a black friend thus not a racist.
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have a try, user
Please pray for Peru’s doctors appointment
The sino prayer:
Our Peru, who art in Peru,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done, in China as it is in the Andes.
Give us this day our daily feet;
And forgive us our shitposts,
as we forgive those who shitpost against us;
and lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from sexpats.
For thine is the kingdom and the brothels and hookers,
forever. Amen
Before the last thread died it was brought up that a bunch of Hong Kongers moved to 8ch to escape shills infesting some of their forums.
Good luck to them I guess but I doubt they'll get away that easily just by going to an US-hosted imageboard.
Fuck cindy
soon
Peru are you ready to get your ass kicked?
Chinaman here, ching chong chang chong. Today I'm here to tell you more about what we disgusting gook dogs are doing. As you may have heard, the popular mobile title "Clash of Clans" owned by chink company Tencent recently got a major update, "town hall 12". Lets go over all the things wrong with the game.
The game's theme is centered around cannibalism. All the "towers" are body parts, for example
>"archer tower" is legs
>"cannon" is arms
>"walls" are skin
>"hidden tesla" should be pretty obvious
>"elixir" is blood, "gold" is money, "dark elixir" is something of the opposite color in real life
The overall MO is to trick players into thinking the game is real life. The "town hall" levels correspond to grades in school. The more you upgrade the more you "learn" (or the opposite thereof) It is inadvisable for instance to jump into calculus without mastering algebra, so in the same way rushing the "town hall" is also not such a good idea. Similarly the hero levels correspond to age. One week in game time is like a year.
While we are on the subject of Supersell, the other game "Boom Beach" is about homosexuality. The narrow opening in the "beach" of player bases is designed to be shaped like a certain orifice. As such, winning is made to feel like losing to anybody with a sense of decency. This is why the "enemy" of the game is Nazis.
With this said, why are we dirty chinks such disgusting savages?
Americans will be culled like diseased cattle when we take over
And that’s a good thing
sleepy curvy peruvian
Peru?
Are you there? Please give us a status update peru. Worried peru. Very worried peru.
:(
Peru doesn’t have time for football. Peru needs to go to the doctor today. We are concerned about your eyes Peru!
Now that Dr Hu knows she is married to a black African, is a divorce more or less likely? On the one hand, she can do better. On the other hand, who would marry the former wife of a black African?
Who would date a double divorcee?
No, but I also wouldn’t date a divorced unemployed black high school dropout who has a bastard daughter who he deserted. I’m not sure if it is possible for her to do worse. I guess Im asking if she can do better than the above
i would date her and make her my sex slave
Is it true?
based sexpatza
Why would she leave Mr Moneybags?
It's complete garbage. Tonal languages aren't suited for modern music.
>b-b-but modern Chinese music doesn't use tones
Exactly. Do you see my point?
>being so obsessed over some random Korean cunt that he travelled to Asia to be with her
Sounds familiar...
How did you get this? I know his personal facebook under his real name, but I thought he locked down all of his pictures. Good old J-P C
I wonder if the clinic is gonna attend today, you know the match France - Peru is in a few hours. probably doctors will take the day off.
hmmmm what if I go next week?
why would they take the day off to watch their team loose Peru?
he'll never get her. he's too brown
It was posted in an earlier thread a while back.
>tfw he doxxed himself in one of his old videos
No peru. You need to see a doctor NOW peru. You could go blind or worse peru. I’m very worried peru, please go now to the hospital peru. Peru!?
>Those who score 85 and above will get receive an A grade, while B will be given to anyone 60 and over, with C being allocated to anyone below that.
Are you a Class A, B, or C foreigner?
What’s his real name
a month ago I went to the Clinic to do a lungs check up, one week later I got a hardcore flu.
my lungs are in good condition, but I suspect that flu was caused by a virus from the Clinic.
so whats if I go to the same Clinic for a check up on my eyes. too risky.
probably my eye has been red for the last 2 week because welding lessons, we were soldering with MIG machines (metal inert gas).
probably I got a burn on my eyes due the lights of welding. but the internet says when this happens usually there is a big pain on the eye, and I barely feel any pain.
-Another theory is that my red eye was caused by herpes virus. but there is not any signs of herpes blisters on the skin around my eye.
(2 week ago I fingered the vagina of a venezuelan hooker, probably that was the way I got herpes on the eye)
-finally allergy could be the reason of the red eye. but only one of my eyes is bad.
eye is producing constant tears. clean tears. and is red. but there is not itchy / pain at all.
stop smoking pot
John Paul C-something
barely made B
Peru, you are not thinking clearly. While hookers will sleep with simple brown men with a wallet full of money, they will not sleep with a blind brown man with eye herpes
Go to the doctors Peru
>watch world cup with chinese friend
>bant him about how shit china national team is
>he claims china invented soccer
why is he so delusional
The delusions don't stop there.
They don't really believe this do they?
>dog cafés
Wtf, I LOVE China now!
dogs are shit pets
>dog cafe
never play with your food
Let's go peru
Chinese thought they own everything in the world.
I live across the street from a cat cafe in the UK
Dogs are based.
>in crowded, stinking elevator, going down
>reach 1st floor
>door opens
>a woman with a pushchair in one hand and a baby in the other arm is parked directly in front of the doorway; not slightly to the left, not slightly to the right, but straight slap bang in the middle with a pushchair, straight up against where the doors open
>because she has a baby in her arm everyone has to carefully shuffle by her without saying anything, and I follow suit
>after a few minutes of rage, remember that if she hadn't done what she did, it's likely that no one would've given her way and she'd have been stuck tired with a baby in her arm for 5-10 more minutes as people routinely pushed in front of her, made no space for her, and generally ignored her plight
how can you ever get used to these horrors?
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
hmmmmmmm
What would Cindy think if Peru goes blind?
tomorrow I will go to the doctor. I promise.
I've been needing this copypasta
and then those dogs will be eaten, right?
>this new expat ranking system is absurd
>getting a work visa is already difficult in China with strict standards... you need a bachelor's degree and two years of working experience... and, uh... be in a certain age group, and all that nonsense
hmmmmm
took pictures of my coworker's (white) feet today
they're very cute
Winston and Cmilk’s video on this is hilarious. Cmilk tries to argue that they are both class B when they are clearly both C. Other than speaking Chinese at like HSK 4, Winston literally couldn’t score lower for someone his age
El Peruano
EL PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..
EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! NEGRO-AMARRONADO`` ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..
ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80!!... YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL:1.50 DE ESTATURA!!
EL SUEÑO DEL PERUANO ES: SER BLANCO`` SER ALTO``OLER BIEN``
COMER BIEN!, VESTIRSE BIEN!! Y CAMBIAEl Peruano
EL PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..
EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! NEGRO-AMARRONADO`` ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..
ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80!!... YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL:1.50 DE ESTATURA!!
Please share with us Mr Footkraut
Been getting cucked by some weird captcha message the last few weeks
“Too many responses”
What even is this flag?
The USA is 25% uneducated rural fucks
China is 75% uneducated rural bums
Now you understand why they democracy.
Roman>Inca once again. Europe reigns supreme.
...
In 4 years you will have it all Peru. Cindy, the World Cup and a steady welding job in Korea, It's all yours Peru, just take it
your thoughts
>0 - 1
pffff
not sure if i should
they're really cute toes
she changed from black to clear polish today
peru
are you getting anything on the steam summer sale?
any advice on the books I recently have bought.
Not great, I like a lot of their alt/emo/indie shit though.
Should I go to China and start a business in the synthetic drugs market? How likely am I to be caught and executed as a laowai if the drugs I'm making aren't technically illegal in China and only doing export?