Just imagine doing this irl

just imagine doing this irl

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Secretly taking a photo of a young couple in an intimate moment? Yeah, I could imagine myself doing that irl.

Me on the left.

nah, sitting like that hurts my leg

Can't because my penis would be erect which would disgust said girl and she would break up with me.

Me in the middle.

A-are you a g-g-ghost?

But I have done things like that in real life

>Secretly taking a photo of a young couple in an intimate moment? Yeah, I could imagine myself doing that irl.

Lal.

I unironically do it.

I've fapped to it, never actually photographed them.

Lovey dovey stuff is edgy thing to say
Liking this is being a virgin
You just can't win
'My feels' 'feel' like shit right now

I can't imagine being with a wh*Toid

But then again, caring this much about what other people think is stupid.

Yuck i ain't no str*ightoid

Can't because am ugly, no girl or boy will like me

This

this but unironically

>imagine
I don't have to

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I did it yesterday, user. It is pretty good, we can feel the warmth of another human being that (allegedly) loves you. It's just perfect.

...

it is all a lie
vag*nas don't exist
p*rn is just CGI

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Is that serious you guys can't get laid? It's just the easiest thing ever, women are sluts nowadays.

I don't care about having a gf, I just want to take drugs and watch anime

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>laid
I want relations

>irate, self-hating tranny central
no thanks

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this

Le monde est à nous, le monde est à toi et moi
Mais p't-être que sans moi le monde s'ra à toi
Et p't-être qu'avec lui le monde s'ra à vous
Et c'est p't-être mieux ainsi
Mes sentiments dansent la macarena
Donc je me dis qu'si t'es avec lui, tu t'sentiras mieux
Mais si tu te sens mieux, tu t'souviendras plus de moi
Oh la la, mon cœur danse la macarena
La la la la la la la la la la
Oh la la, mon cœur danse la macarena
La la la la la la la la la la

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That's why you're all alone, user.