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i am a person of gas

>driving down the Tampa Bay streets
>this comes on
youtube.com/watch?v=58RgMPxHghA

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>how about a drink tomorrow
>oh I'm doing X
>tonight?
>sorry I'm doing Y
>what day works for you
>

Ah yes

tomorrow you will be able to say that England play the day after tomorrow

read books

what books

wiki

History books

>that late twenties boomer teaching english in southeast asia

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about what

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that dick is tiny

why is he so shiney

favourite episode of futurama

read the illustrated history of the british empire recently

just got me forklift license

Tinder and bumble are nothing but unreliable thots

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

The one about his uncle and his dog makes me cry

What's you favourite episode?

I want to smell it, I want to fuck it.

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He's a grower

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are boomers well known for drinking monster energy?

yes

guess she goes after guys with gym bodies and waxed chests cause what mounts her on the reg is a werewolf hair, borderline morbidly obese armenian

The road to hell is paid with tents

seriously? im about that size erect

*Diplo - Wish (feat. Trippie Redd) comes on*

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I'm early 20s

>I want to fuck it.
men are such sex pigs

Ahahahaahahahhahaabababajfieosnf

Oh dear

hate men you are disgusting

There’s nowt wrong with that either.

vietnamese poster is like 2 years older than me

irish are the same as roasties

when I manually get rid of my overbite by aligning my teeth my chin and jaw look Chad af

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you know you're a fat fuck when you're really into chocolates and sweets and shit
like i could stand to lose a couple pounds but that's like 90% beer gut
if you hit up 7/11 at 2AM for reeces pieces you are a FAT FUCK

shes never going to have sex with you

is Beto a gaucho?

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how old are you, 21 or 22?

what is the recent influx of homoseksuals on Jow Forums?

How is Vietnam lad? ive been thinking about doing English teaching there next year. Should i try for Hanoi or Ho chi Minh? did you do a CELTA

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>21 or 22?
one of these two right

youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

boomercore

>recent
I reckon this board was created for anime nonces to ERP with each other in their native languages, it's always been a bit bent

Don't be so obtuse beto

and im gonna be
HIGHHHHH

there is nothing wrong with boomers
if you were in the same situation to them, you wouldve done exactly same

I did CELTA at UofT
Saigon and the south is better than the north imo but people I know in Hanoi say its alright f you like the more relaxed atmosphere; awful pollution though, I can't stand it compared to Saigon which is not that bad
if you were willing to leave this summer my company is looking for new people and asking me to recommend some since I'm head of EFL at my new school

>vietlad literally was an english teacher
hmmm surprised

I was thinking of Saigon anyways thanks. I'm gonna spend this summer volunteer teaching migrants to make sure i don't hate it. Sorry i can't give you referralbux lad

vietlad has a bastard child with a brazilian lmao

Are Whales canon aliens? It was temporarily implied in Star Trek IV. That they are actually off-worlders.

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he also has a daughter

what the fuck do you do for money?

bloody birdcucks
killem

History is all around you
Get a shovel and dig a hole
Soon you'll find Medieval castle rocks, Roman pottery, even Druidic concoctions

you have none of that in australia lmao

unwoke post

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hmmmm
a normie...

tarot card reading

teach mostly but now I'm on a month vacation

birdcucks

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The correct term is melanin challenged persons.

>still no conclusive evidence that any events took place before 1934
*my great grandma blocks your path*

get a real job queer

oh wow what haha think i remember arguing with a canadian a year or two ago on Jow Forums about just that abandoning a bastard child wow was probably him

is vietlad also the psychedelic canadian?

ah, yes, a real job like hair designer

try rewriting this with a few commas

no good jobs for me in Canada that don't jerk you around for 10 years until they grace you with a middle management position for you to rot in

yes i am a hair designer

what happens if you win an argument on the internet?

your uncle was blown to bits ulster runt

satisfaction

bizarre that you seem to think that everyone from Australia and NZ has an uncle killed by the IRA
very schizo line of thought

whats life like in a mexican ghetto

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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youtube.com/watch?v=G7Xqo6dvDmM

youre one of the the ulster runt though arent you dont bother denying it its in your blood to go red with anger when you see an irish flag hence your eternal butthurt towards one

I got fucking dabbed on

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dont be mean to josie lad he's already a bit mental

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no I'm not
idiot

dumb frogposters

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youtube.com/watch?v=2-y9564ZC00

Workplace has a soap/foam dispenser IN the cubicle for cleaning the toilet seat

Based

are people such germophobes?

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