Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

Japanese tv is trash desu

Can I use ガチ to describe a person?! answer me jisho tells me it's a na-adjective I but I don't trust them dictionary jews. I trust you nips jews.

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no

Yeah, you can call someone gachi, but it usually means "he's a nutcase."

What if I call someone ガチっぽいな? Am I saying they look serious?

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とりあえずスレが終わるまでサヨクネタを書き続けられること自体がサヨクのサヨクたる所以だな
サヨクがなぜ「ネトサヨ」と呼ばれないかの理由は、多分彼らは普段からあんな感じだからだな。スイッチは入れちゃいけない。

yes, but it's slang and it sounds less intelligent.

Well it was said by a dumb teen.
I assume the "ppoi" changes the whole thing into an adjective.
You Japanese and your language confuse me greatly, but I love you regardless.
Here have some cute girls (Momoka a best)
youtube.com/watch?v=ivJZljEostE

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all-review.net/tv-variety/

any of these good?

The green girl?
She left the group because the other girls bullied her, no?

Bullying? hell no, they all loved her ;_;

It seems that production companies of TV variety shows are having difficulties finding sponsors and they are required to make a 2-3 hour show with the amount of budget that they used to spend for one-hour show.
Variety shows today don't have that speed they used to have.
It feels wiser to spend my time for watching a crappy movie on Amazon Prime.

くりんじ。

日本のテレビまじでくだらないから見ない方がいいよ

There are many TV screen captures found on the net that shows she's been "isolated" within the group.
hirahirajunjun.com/momokuro-momoka-ariyasu/

MFW.

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Surely some of the talking / comedy ones are good though? Doesn't have to be a big kikaku every time.

If you are Canadian watching a Japanese TV show, it's exposure to a foreign culture.
If you are Japanese watching a Japanese TV shoe, it's wasting your time.

Well I would never watch English tv.

My favorite kanji

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Where can I find free Fuji TV streams? I'm not gonna pay $30 a month for that shit.

If you are a student or have a day job, how much free time do you have a day anyway?
If I had two hours to spend, I would watch an old movie rather than a variety show which no one remembers about a week later.

If there's free service which other people pay 30 dollars for, it's safe to assume it's illegal.

No shit

Well, I watch millions of American films and TV dramas for 30 dollars a year on Amazon Prime... I understand it's a little unfair Fuji charging 12 times for their crappy shows.

True. I wouldn't even mind paying if I would get more out of it but I don't even have a lot of free time to spend watching it anyway so I feel it's just a waste. I guess I'm just gonna have to try to download any raws I can find.

Moving to Japan in a few months.
I'll do my best...

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俺は萌え要素などのあるいわゆる深夜アニメは中高生の時にはよく見ていたけどそれ以降は見なくなった
大学生ならまだしも働いている社会人の中でそれを見ている奴らがいるという事には驚きを隠せない
歳だけ重ねてしまったのか

Please visit me cute finnish boy

スレ立ておつかれ
いい画像だ
日本人が立てるスレの画像はクソつまらないネタ画像が多くてうんざりだよ
本人達は面白いと思ってしつこく続けているが
まぁ一日中貼り付いてる同じ奴なんだろう

羨ましい

不満があるなら自分で建てれば良い

you still have a few months left to change your mind.

乙

これ

おやすも

おやすみ

おやすみ

乙

乙です
本流に回帰した感じ〜

みんな World Cup に関心してる?

関心してるのはyour moms pussy

Do you guys like white girls

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Please translate this for me because my brain is full of fuck.

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i love white

見てるよ

see? my cordial will to go so far as to undertake an unpleasant grave keeper job merely embodies our association's necrophilism to treat dead bodies kindly

>undertake a.... job
Thank you, that makes much more sense than anything I could come up with.

>サッカーマッチの前、日本人はゴミを拾いました

どうして君たちはとても掃除な人ですか?

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are you a gaijin student

TOEIC/TOEFL instructor without any education in Japanese other than 8 months of anki three years ago during a period of unemployment.

I know nothing.

lmao i dare say you've got no difficulty in daily conversation. you asked about translation of ゲゲゲの鬼太郎 in preceding days didn't you?

そういう習慣になってるようだね
試合後だけど

Oh yeah, that was me. I've worked my way through all the Kitaro books before (god bless BookOff), but now I'm re-reading for a more thorough comprehension, while practicing translation.

Most Shigeru stuff is pretty easy to read, but there are plenty of times where I just get lost with certain ways of speaking, especially when it comes down to sarcastic nonsense.

my favorite story is "かまぼこ".

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>BookOff
Do people in Japan read eBooks? Like on mobile phone or Kindle?

I recently read 河童の三平 and really enjoyed it.

Pic is a bookcase hiding inside my closet.
You can tell I tend towards the older stuff.

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Everyone reads on the iPhone. Most people don't know what a Kindle is by name, in my experience. iPads are far more popular.

I like book stores so I don't mind supporting brick and mortar stores, but space is pretty limited in a city like Tokyo.
I think more people buy books in the countryside just because there's more storage.

日本人のお尻を叩きましょう

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i haven't seen this type of weeb lol. あずみ is a classical masterpiece so you'll like it. Whence do you come? are you from anglosphere?

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日本人は元々綺麗好きなんだけど、最近の若いやつは異常なほど綺麗好きみたいだ
ちょっとやりすぎ

Yeah, I left America in 2013 or 2014 and have been living here since.
The only people I can ever relate about manga with irl are salarymen 30 years older than me to be honest.

Azumi's on my list once I can get over the hurdle of reading without furigana as a crutch.
Not pictured is a collection of 鉄人28号, ルパン三世 and stuff by 杉浦茂 - if you like Kitaro, you might like him. Osamu Tezuka once said 杉浦茂's style was the one style he couldn't ever imitate, which is interesting praise.

さっきウンコしたばっかりだぞ

うんち出たーーー
うんちが出た!!!!!!
うんち出たあああーーー
うんちが出た!!!!!!!!!!

外国人が見てるからやるだけで、渋谷のハロウィン後見ればどんなのかすぐに分かるでしょ
日本人は自制的じゃなて他制的なんだから

wtf so almost 4 or 5 years have passed since you started living here lol how's your life here are you chilling out with foreigners or locals?
>杉浦茂
yeah he's the mangaka of 猿飛佐助 (i haven't read it tho), it's listed

wow hot boobs

>外国人が見てるからやるだけで
じゃなくて、日本が始めてWCに出場した1998年のフランス大会
のときに、嬉しさのあまり日本人観客が思わず客席の掃除をしちゃたw
それ以来、習慣になっちゃったんだな
やらなくちゃいけないと思い込んでる
サッカーだけだけどww

清掃員の仕事奪っちゃダメでしょ
日本ではいいけど他の国ではやるべきじゃない

僕もそれは少し考えたけどサッカーの応援の為に海外まで行く金と時間がある人達と騒ぎたいだけのバカはそもそも層が違うんじゃないかと思う

居酒屋に行くのが大好きなんだよ

同じ
台湾なら夜市だろ!

SCUMMMMMMMMMM
GANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
日本で最高のラッパーは誰ですか?

Not just bobs, but when they say "I love you" they really mean it.
I seen hot white girls crawl into a tents on the streets whit the men they loved

There hasn't been any non-trashy Japanese pop culture since the 70s.
Just watch Brit comedies, at least they have wit.

ジブラしか知らない

ノリアキ一択だろ
ノリアキ以外は全員Fake
youtube.com/watch?v=ofp_ffk0LM4

Kohは昔好きだったけど最近聞いてないね

I'm doing the Jow Forums route and being a recluse most of the time I'm not working. I basically just walk around Tokyo in my free time, going book store to book store and checking out what's new.

I was actually an illegal alien for about a year and a half, since I was unemployed under a three year visa. During that time, I moved to Tokyo and lived with my girlfriend for free, while studying by reading manga and looking up words one at a time. Pretty inefficient way to study. Got a real job about three months before my visa would expire, paid back some dues, and surprisingly, wasn't kicked out of the country.

Most of the original friends I made (foreigners) have gone back home over the years. It's hard to make new friends in a city like Tokyo, I feel.

If you read 杉浦茂, check out ドロンちび丸. A free, remastered eBook was released and I'm a big fan.

Not him but bretty interesting life story. Didnt the money you have to pay back add up quite a bit over that timespan?

ハロウィンパーティ後の掃除もやってるよ

twitter.com/jlist/status/660651172261310464

意外と楽しそうw
virates.com/society/20160577
premedi-life.com/report/pink-cross/clean-unchiman/

当方は関西住みなんで参加できないけど、こう言う掃除イベントは大好きなので、実は参加したい派の一人
掃除してきれいになるの楽しくない?w

こう言う無茶苦茶な言いがかりに一々対処するから、彼らの要求がエスカレートする
どうしてわからないんだろう

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I wanna go to Japan for my master degree.

Come to Japan for my master cock

what major?

t. 3 inch benis
傷つきました。とても悲しいです

Accounting

any JLPT cert?
recommend at least N2

I am currently learning.
I am using dictionary and translation app to talk with you guys.
I am trying my best tho

市ねホモ

ほんとにchonはやりたい放題だな
これもポリコレ
弱者ぶればなんでも言い分が認められる