Why do all Latin Americans look up to Mexico?

Mexico is irrelevant in Latin America, only thing south Americans know about us is probably Chavo del 8 desu.

Meanwhile you have to pay double the price as us for electronics and other products because your inflation is Venezuela-tier

They have technology.

My head or electronics I already have because I bought them for pretty much nothing in Japan...?

How long before drug gangs start invading Costa Rica?

Well gee, it seems your people don't give a fuck about "muh safety" when you all come in hordes to find jobs here in Mexico.

¿Quién es ella?

>We're

Pinches hambrientinos meseros pobres jakakjaka

Because it's so close to America, the best country in the world

i hate how she keeps putting her hand over her mouth all coquetteish.

>es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inmigración_argentina_en_México
>Los inmigrantes argentinos en México se estima que cuenta con alrededor de 14.747 integrantes al 2015, según el Consejo Nacional de Población de México,3 mientras que los últimos censos realizados en México estiman entre 13,696; y 14,747 integrantes en los años 2010 y 2015 respectivamente

14.000 is not a lot, now tell me how many mexicans are trying to jump the wall.

how fucked is mexico if Obrador gets elected.

Nobody does.

Maybe central American countries but nobody in South America looks up to us.

BASED

He's literally the best option.

that's a boy

It's already happening, the Mexican and Colombian cartels are disputing this country for routes to smuggle drugs to the US, every year Mexican and Colombian narcos are detained here more frequently and unless we start reinforcing our security, the violence will continue to rise until we become another Honduras.

Did you know that México has T-E-C-H-N-O-L-O-G-Y?

I wish I could behead every single narco in this country

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this, people only know about Mexico from el chavo

I hope not. CR and Panama are the only good central american countries.

Because of our culture and economy even if the sudakas get buttblasted by the facts.

No, we don't really think about them.

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Vota por el bronco

Rude

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Only because we're next to the US. Otherwise, we'd be an empty rancho like Uruguay

>tira tu voto a la basura
kys

literally no good news comes from mexico, only the win against Germany.

does your city have 4G or 3G cell service? what's your internet speeds?

Why would media report anything positive about other countries?

What is there to report?
>and in other news, it seems like a Mexican girl helped a grandma cross the street!

The media always covers negative stuff.

Cause Mexico is the only latin american country that has some culture and is kinda unique to the world..

the rest seem like soulless copies of many countries and cultures, i dont pretend to offend anyone just telling the truth.

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By their demographics they would be something similar to Peru

Don't kid yourself, you listen to the music that Puerto and Colombia Make. Same can be said for the the world as a whole

more like Chile

no Mexico is not as European as Chile. Maybe not as Amerindian as Peru either, maybe something like Ecuador minus the blacks would be more likely

Guatemala and Peru kind of have their own unique cultures too desu, but that's largely because half their identity comes from Indigenous stuff.

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I can't for the life of me think of any Colombian music and Puerto Rico is the US.

Most of the Mayan culture was kept in Mexico, Guatemala is just larping.

I listen to music from Cuba and Brazil

Because they border the US which instantly makes them 100x more relevant.

If they were in south america they'd just be the funny place ruled by criminal syndicates still engaging in the ancient practice of ripping each others' hearts out.

cause you don't listen to Hispanic music. Pic rel is most views on Youtube by country (state)

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>Colombia
you literally have nobody except Shakira and she hates Colombia and fucked off to larp as Spaniard

Again, don't kid yourself. The fact that you are not up-to-date doesn't mean that normies are not listening to other artists

lol we don't, they look up to us or Argentina.

Pretty much all cities with any cellular network coverage have 4G LTE.

Because we're 100% Amerindian warriors and they all are scum wh*toids pieces of shit

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>Don't kid yourself, you listen to the music that Puerto and Colombia Make

yeah and you watch the fucking Chavo, know what tacos are, know what Mariachis are, know what the Aztec empire was unless you are dumb as fuck etc..

Mexico has way more thing to be recognized than Colombia does.

so you are the one kidding himself.

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bruh...

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Isn't despacito colombian?

Girl on the left a qt

Kill whitey sudacas

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We have more Unesco intangible heritage items than Mexico, but you are right in a way, we know most of those things you mentioned are, but no more than that.

Virtually no one here has ever eaten a taco in his life. Mariachi are somewhat popular among the elder, I'll grant you that. Aztec culture is nonexistent in South America and maybe and to be honest, no one really watches El Chavo in this day and age.

Your influence comes mainly from having the largest population in Latam + being located next to the largest (or 2nd) largest world economy. In all honesty, you should have the highest GDP in Latin America just by taking that into account, yet we see how a lot of countries in the region enjoy a higher purchasing power

THIS

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What?

>not listening to reggaeton
Fuck off beta gay ass

que ya tu sabe papá
desde puelto lico, chico!
doble u!

Are Paraguay and Bolivia that terrible that they have to flock into Argentina?

Looney toon el agente

No one in the entirety of Latin America looks up to Mexico, in fact its the complete opposite.

because they are whiter and their indios look less mongoloid

Most retarded post I've read all day
and I browse /v/

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Paraguay has topless indigenous and Bolivia has fighting tournaments, I don't know why would they do that.

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kill yourself germanic southerner we're Amerindian

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Kek, even the Dominican republic is whiter than Mexico. You need to go to North Mexico to find something closely resembling to what South Americans except for Bolivians and Peruvians look like

and this Tyrone is wrong you can't find whites anywhere

Mexico is bretty irrelevant desu.

Uruguayan relevance rating goes lime this:

1. Argentina
2. Brazil

POWER GAP

3. Paraguay
4. Chile
5. Rest of South America
6. Rest of the world

ok, castizos, clear mestizos whatever you want to call them

100% Amerindian* fucking congolombian negro piece of shit bitch ass nigga

>ur gay calling others irrelevant

If pic related didn't exist, you'd be the ones people know nothing about.

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He's talking about their perspective, not how the world views us dumbass

Most people here have very little or none African ancestry though. African colombians are like 10% of our population and they are almost 100% African. They have been segregated for centuries and that has not changed much lately

It’s so weird, it’s like they’re on another continent
I don’t know ANYTHING about them

>USA is already a shithole but there's a shittier shithole below it as well as an even shittier shithole below that one

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> Colombian cartels
I understand low key colombian narcos but cartels do not exist here anymore. We have something the press refer to as BACRIM (Bandas criminales) but they are small in size and logistics to be considered cartels

Sorry, I meant the Colombian narcos being detained here, cartels was a sweeping statement.