/balk/ - narkoman edition

>Romania central Europe tier these days
>Bulgaria has EU presidency prestige
>Albania and smal Kosova growing at breakneck speeds
>Macedonia joining NATO and later EU and Grujo eternally BTFO
>Turkey and Greece killing each other
>Servia sluggish and dying out fastest in Europe
>EU approval at highest levels in recent history

Let the good times roll /balk/

Niggas iffy UH

Balkan will be a space colony by the time our kids reach their teens-20s.

Remember how much changed in only 10 years, there will only strengthen.

Pao mi je DRON!!! DAN 7 (Skopje, Priština, Peć, Rožaje, Podgorica)

youtube.com/watch?v=Og7XnwwzWgk

me

Me

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It only took the rest of the world shooting itself in the foot for us to have a chance at growth. It's pretty clear it was you guys keeping us down and making us look bad all this time.

квo дa ям

What changed re slavotourkalvane you are still riding on donkey karts over there. Your name changed that's all.

kur

I'm a Croat.

>still riding on donkey karts over there
We all love riding on your mom, that's right.

studen tarator i musaka, az tova shte qm dnes

bok, dobar dan, jebe ti mater

youtube.com/watch?v=671kuCU__nI

We need a Greco-Turkish alliance for this to become a reality. Fellow Greeks, let's do a qt swap - we give you our Turkish qt's and you give us your Greek qt's. We can discuss religion later.

Let's make it happen!

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Jao jadna Bosno suverenija
Zbog Alije posta razorena
Što proglasi Bosnu suverenu
Ne imao glavu na remenu
Što proglasi Bosnu suverenu
Ne imao glavu na remenu
Došlo vrijeme da se Srbi svete
Sve džamije u oblake lete
Nema Ante, Azema I Tite
Da te opet od Srbina štite
Nema Ante, Azema I Tite
Da te opet od Srbina štite
Đaba postis Ramazanskog posta
Ne spase te ni Alah ni Gospa
Jer Srbina nema nigdje ravna
Srbin neće ničijega jarma
Jer Srbina nema nigdje ravna
Srbin neće ničijega jarma
Došlo vrijeme da se Srbi svete
Sve džamije u oblake lete
Nema Ante, Azema I Tite
Da te opet od Srbina štite
Nema Ante, Azema I Tite
Da te opet od Srbina štite
Nečeš Aljo proćI kao prije
I na štapu nosičeš dimije
Tvoja propast već je na vidiku
Kad ti cerka učI politiku
Tvoja propast već je na vidiku
Kad ti cerka učI politiku
Došlo vrijeme da se Srbi svete
Sve džamije u oblake lete
Nema Ante, Azema I Tite
Da te opet od Srbina štite
Nema Ante, Azema I Tite
Da te opet od Srbina štite

I'm already on this, she's incredibly beautiful and really fancies me but when I talk to her I think she's from the 1950s

ko kaza toq

youtube.com/watch?v=kxU_0r_QL9M

This is so cringey

greek women are whores

I unironically really like Turkey. It is probably my third favorite country in the world. In the past I would not outright say it for fear of being reprimanded on here especially by my own ethnic brethren but I have raised above this brainletism

This was already done centuries ago

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>It is probably my third favorite country in the world

It is probably my favorite third world country

*fix'd

haide haide aivaaaaaaaan

And I unironically love Balkanlar. I make a lot of jokes for shitpost's sake, but I really respect all the people in that area more than anywhere else in the world.

I unironically really like Turkey. It is probably my third favorite country in the world. In the past I would not outright say it for fear of being reprimanded on here especially by my own ethnic brethren but I have raised above this brainletism

me

I unironically really like Turkey. It is probably my third favorite country in the world. In the past I would not outright say it for fear of being reprimanded on here especially by my own ethnic brethren but I have raised above this brainletism

I unironically really like America. It is probably my third favorite country in the world. In the past I would not outright say it for fear of being reprimanded on here especially by my own mutt brethren but I have raised above this brainletism

>voiceofeurope.com/2018/06/body-of-raped-dog-found-inside-greek-refugee-camp/

Greece is a shithole

This is getting out of hand. Now there's two of them

Everyone I've known that's been to Turkey has nothing but nice things to say. I've only been to the airport but Istanbul is absolutely jawdropping from the air.

This
>inb4 WE will find a new planet
>"This I am going to call Balkania, a world in which we, balkanias, will finna be able to kill eachother in peace. Gang gang gang shit, nigga!"

>stop actively listening to rap in 2014
>don't know who kodak black, 21 savage, lil uzi vert, lil yachty, xxx, 6ix9ine are
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=XGdDtedOgVk

what's the fucking purpose of this general

Thank Dog you are not B*lkan

poo poo pee pee

>>>eџ-јy

only 6ix9ine is good from all those, the rest are absolute dogshit soundcloud meme mumble trash

I am Bulgar

Saluton, mi samseksuloj!

i know, i can see your flag, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I unironically really like Russia. It is probably my third favorite country in the world. In the past I would not outright say it for fear of being reprimanded on here especially by my own russophobic brethren but I have raised above this brainletism

wtf bulgars explain yourselves

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Oй Bъй, the goy knows

HAIDE HAIDE BALKANLAR

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morning /balk/
Enjoy sunshine, brothers

Hmm

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>enjoy
nibba, its 11 am and its already 30 degrees, how am i supposed to enjoy this shit

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Wait for the heat waves.
Those are always fun.

I don't even have A/C, neither enough money to buy a fan.

To keep underage /ex-yu/ autism away

>Goldman

HRVATSKA NA DNU EUROPSKE UNIJE Za koju godinu čudit ćemo se da smo siromašniji od Bugarske

index.hr/vijesti/clanak/hrvatska-na-dnu-europske-unije-za-koju-godinu-cudit-cemo-se-da-smo-siromasniji-od-bugarske/1038390.aspx

You dumb motherfucker. Turks are the attack force of the black race. This is why TÜRKS conquered E*rope around the same time the BLACK KANGZ were attacked in Afrika. They destroyed the wh*te capital of CONSTANTINOPLE and replaced it with ISTANBULL, to honour the BLACK BULL's (KARA BOGA) nature.
When the African KANGZDOMS were destroyed TURKEY was the last KARA BOGA country on earth. The wh*te subhumans attempted to take it down in order to permanently end the KANGZ and nearly suceeded. Luckily the biggest KARA BOGA of them all, Mustafa JAMAL, fought of the wh*te beasts and created a BLACK utopia in TURKEY. However the nefarious schemes of the wh'tes continued, attempting to bring the KARA BOGA TURKS into the E.U. where they would be overwhelmed by gayreek WH*TE immigrants.
Luckily from the furthest we can get from Europe in Turkey, the north east GEORGIAN BLACK territory, a new KARA BOGA rose for the first time since Mustafa JAMAL. RECEP TAYIPP ERDOGAN (REIS) destroyed all wh*te LAICITE devils and restored himself as the KANGZ of TURKEY. Now the BLACK KARA BOGA TURKS must struggle against the wh6tes to end that accursed race once and for all.
It is over for you wh*Tey.

>Goldman

I miss bjurmbey desu

I have AC but its literally right next to my desk. It blows right on my neck and i get cramps so o have to turn it off after 30-40 minutes anyway and im steel sitting in a furnace. I can use it only when sleeping cos my bed is in the other end of the room so at least i sleep in icy comfyness

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that's specifically ikibey's ancestry

Jelly lad, I've missed quite a few nights of sleep due to being unable to handle the warmth.

>mfw a non-Burgas soiboi posts near me

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But 4 real now, baka

kude si?

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Sofia cigani

For me, it's the Bulgarian yeezies

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youtube.com/watch?v=LbER4H60ASA

Is krisko a cigan?

>be Drisko
>get cucked

ACAXAAXXAXXAAXXAAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAAXAXAXA

marica.bg/gadzheto-na-krisko-mu-kryshka-s-kapitan-Article-136173.html

kriskomind

>Гaджeтo нa Кpиcкo мy кpъшкa c кaпитaн
Pls stop posting bulgarian stuff, my sides are literally gone from laughing.
Can't believe that this is a language

NIGGAS IFFY YO

>tf
>tp

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>YO
filthy reddit impostor

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>Ќpиsќoвa дeвoјкa ќpaшќa co ќaпeтaнoм
Pls stop posting macedonian stuff, my sides are literally gone from laughing.
Can't believe that this is a language

>saw some thread on Jow Forums with an image of a guy eating Lays chips
>have cravings to go and get a pack
>its hot as fuck outside and im lazy as fuck
life is suffering

in this case i actually agree with the fyromlad tho, "кpъшкaм" is such a retarded fucking term, literally never heard anyone actually using it in real life. just say "изнeвяpa"

зaщo нe cъм нa мopeтo a киcнa в тoя oфиc

youtube.com/watch?v=KIhOACGXNl4

tova, deba

youtube.com/watch?v=AQZN15uNR44
youtube.com/watch?v=gJPYs5X20bA

youtube.com/watch?v=sqpRS3mjH8Q

youtube.com/watch?v=zUr9JfP1tUw

It's used only because the media want to sound "cool" to young people

obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=hCPtP3C1Gn0

>Дeвoјкaтa нa Кpиcкo гo изнeвepyвa co кaпeтaн(ФOTO + BИДEO)
Tell me how this doesn't sound better? Plus the accent would be on the right place when speaking and it won't sound like a parody of a language

i eat dogs
yammy

>saw some thread
riiiii Rüskyie piggu go home

>Дeвoјкaтa нa Кpиcкo гo изнeвepyвa co кaпeтaн(ФOTO + BИДEO)

That sounds selo as fuck. 19th century Bulgarian.

aside for devoika, its pretty much the same tho
Gadje means strictly girlfriend, (lho i hate that word, пpиятeлкa sounds better and its understandable in the context)
Devoika means just a girl

TurkGAYria

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>91223914
>91223914

>in my opinion Northern Macedonian is the ultimate language but it's totally not because I'm from Northern Macedonia
You do realise that Macedonian to a Bulgarian and Bulgarian to a Mscedonian both sound like a retarded dialect of the other, right? To me the way Macedonians speak sounds like the way Bulgarian selyaks spoke a hundred years ago.

Can not fabricate

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