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My name is Daniel Pearl, I am an American Jew edition

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pondering a wank to abella danger

saying "american jew" is like saying "japanese asian"

Make the bomb bomb beat
I'll give you melody
Make the bomb bomb beat
I'll give you melody
Make the song so sweet

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or "tiny dicked jap"

Josie

this analogy doesn't quite work, Bruce

Or faggot Canadian

Working on becoming a cool wine aunt (male)

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or "hapa proxy"

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dios mio....

Also white people are evil. Whiteness is evil.

gonna open up a Gaza Strip Club

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Today’s birthday:
1723 – Adam Ferguson

He was born at Logierait in Atholl, Perthshire, Scotland, the son of Reverend Adam Ferguson.

In 1767, he published his Essay on the History of Civil Society. Voltaire praised Ferguson for "civilizing the Russians" as it was being taught in the University of Moscow.

In 1780 he wrote the article "History" for the second edition of Encyclopædia Britannica. The article is 40 pages long and replaced the article in the first edition, which was only one paragraph.

Ferguson was sympathetic to traditional societies. He criticized commercial society as making men weak, dishonourable and unconcerned for their community.

He emphasized aspects of medieval chivalry as ideal masculine characteristics. British gentleman and young men were advised to dispense with aspects of politeness considered too feminine, such as the constant desire to please, and to adopt less superficial qualities that suggested inner virtue and courtesy toward the 'fairer sex.'

He believed that the growth of a commercial society through the pursuit of individual self-interest could promote a self-sustaining progress. Yet paradoxically Ferguson also believed that such commercial growth could foster a decline in virtue and thus ultimately lead to a collapse.

Like other Scottish intellectuals, he stressed the importance of the spontaneous order; that is, that coherent and even effective outcomes might result from the uncoordinated actions of many individuals.

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when was the last anime edition?

is it time?

Unironicly a really good idea
Gonna steal it

>tfw you get to pull the slavery card and the Holocaust card

LOVE being a black israelite

friendly reminder this is Beto in real life
so be nice to her when you see her

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Scot in Tokyo actually

>remember something really embarrassing you did years ago
>tightness of stomach, clenching of muscles, nausea, sensation of being trapped and needing to escape
>quickly take several mouthfuls of alcohol

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Seriously though

What does he mean by

I BE ON THE BLOCK ON THE REGULAR

literally me except I say "ah fuck" aloud and try to get away from whatever triggered the embarrassing memory

he sells drugs often

why was xxxtentacion killed

his girlfriend beat herself up he didnt touch her

im so sad

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have lived in a constant state of embarrassment for long enough to ignore it now

>try to get away from whatever triggered the embarrassing memory
you can't get away from your own brain

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weeb faggot. fuck off

I can't drink alcohol yet but I'm old enough to vote and serve in the army
a bit goofy innit

shan't

a bit daffy duck too aAHHAHA

so glad i don't have to hear a thing about those soundcloud rappers irl
the heebs have done a real number on the anglo and their lower class

this would be a really good stand up routine. hurry up and write it before someone else thinks of it

I just imagine television static then

imagine being a yank posting things like "get rekt faggot" and sitting back quite pleased with yourself

Gonna get this girl's number even though she speaks zero English and looks about 17

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get rekt faggot

*sips pint*

lol
imagine being a white person in japan
blow it out your ass faggot
lel rektaroonie

'nc'

weeb seething that I called him a faggot. lmaoi'ing

nowt wrong with either of those apart from the fact that it implies race mixing

reckon you'll get a gf this summer?

nope

I already have a gf

He's outside mingling on the streets often

no gf
no f
no g to f

methinks not

Tiny brain

Today’s birthday:
1770 – Moses Waddel, American reverend

He wrote “Memoirs of the Life of Miss Caroline Elizabeth Smelt.” Difficult reading today for its overwrought and pious sentimentality, Memoirs was a smash bestseller reprinted in the U.S. and Great Britain.

He founded Willington Academy in 1804. Students were required to memorize, translate, and recite 250 lines of classic Greek or Latin every night. The record was held by future South Carolina Governor George McDuffie, who once recited 2,212 lines of Horace from memory.

This 'Cromwell of the Classroom' produced a generation of Southern leaders.
The list of students from all of Waddel's schools includes: one President, two Vice-Presidents, three Secretaries of State, three Secretaries of War, one Assistant Secretary of War, one US Attorney-general, ministers to France, Spain and Russia, one US Supreme Court Justice, eleven governors, seven US Senators, thirty-two members of the US House of Representatives, twenty-two judges, eight college presidents, five members of the Confederate Congress, two bishops, three Brigadier-generals, and one authentic Christian martyr.

At one time, five South Carolina governors in a row were his students. In the Presidential election of 1824, three of the five candidates were his students.

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Can I get a Womp Womp?

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forgot that toot poster is a racist

incorrect

squad shit

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Beto give me a name please
please

would this guy be considered white in your country?

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love too justify my racemixing habits with national average IQ score maps

he looks like a jew or a skinhead
so no

horrible little wogs

Feel much better after a few hours sleep

Might stop drinking on weekdays

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe

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never had a breakfast sub in 'way but thinking of having one today before toil

why do "italians" look like russians

As a pure blooded son of l'ancien regime and voyageur in the colonies i can say I'm upholding French traditions by mingling with the natives

kys

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I can safely say I'm on par with vietbro for looks
hearing him talk about picking up women easily gives me a confidence boost

OwO

w2c furios sweatshirt?

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Today’s birthday
1771 – Thomas Douglas, 5th Earl of Selkirk

At the age of seven, Thomas was almost kidnapped by John Paul Jones, the American sailor and "Father of the American Navy".

In 1778, John Paul Jones, in the sloop Ranger, was cruising between Scotland and Ireland looking for prizes. Benjamin Franklin had suggested that he might capture a British nobleman to exchange for American prisoners. Instead of going to shore, Jones sent several officers.

The Americans knocked on the front door of Selkirk Mansion and were greeted by the butler.

When they explained that they had come to kidnap her husband, Lady Selkirk replied that unfortunately Lord Selkirk was not at home. When Lieutenant Wallingford suggested that instead, they might take the young gentleman they saw on the way to the house, Lady Selkirk replied that they would have to kill her first. The officers did not know not to respond, so instead asked for her silver plates.

Jones himself was born in Arbigland, Kirkcudbrightshire, Scotland, near the Selkirk estates.

Jones wrote Thomas and Lady Selkirk a flowery letter of apology. Her plates were returned seven years later.

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wish i was in the land of cotton

>sponge.jpg

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old times there are not forgotten

that's a good story

wonder if I was almost ever kidnapped

you'd have to be worth something first

jerkin off to your women tonight

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my boipucci would have been something

programming a Youtube filter that blocks all content featuring females or allusions to females

goin' a noncin' you lads want anythin'?

um wow gay much?

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fat fetish entering overdrive mode

Yes.

>get a letter from my local member
>"renters can currently be evicted for no reason at all!"
>"vote for me and prevent this from happening"
>why I want to prevent landlords from choosing who stays in their pro-
>it's a labour member

tittering

paused a show hours ago and haven't resumed it desu

a tradition with unfortunate consequences

what show dubsman

mentally ill cunt

Peaky Blinders
on season 4 and kind of hate all the characters now

you rang?

dogs LOVE me

*pauses you*

Some terrorist told a police plant he wants to kill theresa may lol. it's just as well terrorists are all retarded pakis and not actual humans with a functional brain

why so rude?

r8 the diet lids

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>weet-bix
off-brand britain with american characteristics

fat fuck

>chicken breast, skin removed
STOP

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