/brit/

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choon

vegetables for breakfast? seems like too much effort

Today’s death-day:
1377 – Edward III of England (b. 1312)

Edward III transformed the Kingdom of England into the most formidable military power in Europe. He ordered the English language to be used in law courts, and the year after, Parliament was for the first time opened in English.

Edward was born at Windsor Castle. At age seventeen he led a successful coup against Roger Mortimer, the de facto ruler of the country, and began his personal reign. Mortimer was immediately executed by hanging at Tyburn.

The powers of the king in medieval England were virtually unlimited, a fact that Edward was able to exploit. Finding the affairs of the realm in disorder, he purged the crooked royal administration.

In 1337, Philip VI of France confiscated the Aquitaine. Instead of seeking a peaceful resolution to the conflict, Edward responded by claiming the entire French Kingdom as his own.

Edward staged a major offensive, sailing for Normandy. His army defeated a far larger French army in the Battle of Crécy. An English army defeated and captured King David II of Scotland at the Battle of Neville's Cross.

A chevauchée was a Norman raiding method of medieval warfare perfected by Edward. It was not a new tactic; for example, William the Conqueror had used the tactic.

Edward led his army on a destructive chevauchée. destroying hundreds of villages.

The English captured the French king, John II and his youngest son, Philip.

Edward accepted the Treaty of Brétigny, whereby he renounced his claims to the French throne, but secured his extended French possessions in full sovereignty.

Edward III enjoyed unprecedented popularity in his own lifetime, and even the troubles of his later reign were never blamed directly on the king himself. Edward's contemporary Jean Froissart wrote in his Chronicles that "His like had not been seen since the days of King Arthur".

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>eggs
*arse explodes on the toilet 4 hours later*
ah yeah mate love eggs me

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This is why you don't put women in charge.

like an omllette with tomatoes and chilli myself

It's okay.

Going to be 30 fucking minutes late for toil, 'stein going to be livid.

aside from the falklands, what do we need a military for?

what happened to isis

how tall are the girls over there lad, on average? pushing 6 feet?
replace the poofter pantaloons with jeans and she'd be right

Just chop some courgette and sweat it with onions garlic chilli and oregano for 5 mins on a low heat before you wack the bacon bits and eggs in

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me on the left

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tell him you were getting your foreskin chopped off

Why dont you work for yourself lads

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what do you need the falklands for seems like two useless expensive islands

no idea what a courgette is shant be going near this foreign sounding food sausages and eggs fried with butter shall do me till the arteries clog up

too sweaty for me

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>not frying the bacon giblets first til they're crispy
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

Can't believe they're already making a lil peep biopic

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We don’t
/brit/ is just full of fusty rorkes and bootlickers

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choon

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who the fuck is lil peep

Ah yes, the Irish

is bing broken

gonna be a bit short isnt it

no one cares egyptian deity

are you fucking broken think you are runt cunt stop replying to me

4 sausages and scrambled eggs for breakfast lads, on that bulk

for me, it's duckduckgo

the cat has resisted the will that i have imposed upon him, and for that, he must be locked out of my room whilst i wank

incoherent, deranged babbling

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_and_play
woah
what a rich and vibrant culture

wish this nz runt virgin would stop replying to me

They’re just wool pants and only look skinny because I’m sitting with my legs bent

this post has disturbing implications

>eggs
*heart explodes in the middle of the street 4 hours later*

faggot

lsd by sia is such a tune

imposter

i said OUT of my room
he has never seen my penis before and he NEVER will
it is MINE

the womp womp guy got arrested in 2013 for possesing meth for this purpose haha

got locked out of the room whilst the master wanks to gay child porn
scratched that nonce in the scrotum one too many times it seems

anglos aren't human

cats don't recognise human penises as penises

sort your noggin out

if you replace cat with girl it sounds like you're having a wank because you got rejected

mine does

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should i buy a book for 25 euro or buy a kindle for 100 euro and just read all the books i want on that

shall be sorting your nonceoid sperm spheres out soon you fucking nonce

Today’s birthday:
1421 – Jean Boucicaut, French knight

He became a page at the court of Charles VI of France, and at the age of 12. At age 16 he was knighted by Louis on the eve of the Battle of Roosebeke.

In 1384 he undertook his first journey to Prussia, in order to assist the Teutonic Order in their war against the pagan Lithuanians.

After some campaigns against the Moors in Spain, he travelled for two years through the Balkans, the Near East, and the Holy Land. There, he composed the Livre des Cent Ballades, a poetical defense chivalry.

In 1396 he took part in the joint French-Hungarian crusade against the Ottoman Empire.

In 1399, he founded the Emprise de l'Escu vert à la Dame Blanche, a chivalric order inspired by the ideal of courtly love. In the same year, he was sent with six ships carrying 1,200 men to assist Byzantine emperor Manuel II Palaeologus against the Ottomans.

In the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 he was captured by the English and died six years later in Yorkshire.

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he had bollocks once, of course he would be able to identify the thing above my bollocks

what is he at

my god fuck off you stupid boring yank fucking cunt

who is 6ix9ine

>have had 5+ more drinks then i have ever had
>feel amazing but so drunk i can't think
*cries*
in endless night
but now i'm high

Potatoe eating Nigger

Calm down Mickey Mouse lmao

*grabs a coffee from the local /brit/ coffee machine*
alri lads

books if you're a billionaire
kindle if you're not earning over 500k a year

i find a lot of good books are similarly priced on the kindle while also being hard to source from piracy plus i prefer paper but its up to you

>In the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 he was captured by the English and died six years later in Yorkshire.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAAHAH

FOY
O
Y

Yanks ought to be shot point blank in the back of the head

>potatoe

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good post
fuck off

humans can read
anglos can't
case in point

cringing at these yanks ngl

gaelic power hour

Found an old picture of my mother, my sister and I. I'm on the right lol.

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myanonymouse seems to have everything that I've wanted to read, but I really don't read much
only took 15 minutes to get an invite

*dabs*

so they hooked those type writers up to the internet eh?

business idea: a home for retarded people but instead of retarded people it's virgin NEET freaks

hello nigger

Would make a fantastic reality TV show

Reminder that the Irish famine happened HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>aside from the falklands, what do we need a military for?
>We don’t
>/brit/ is just full of fusty rorkes and bootlickers

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based black man

>No VPNs, proxies, mobile IPs, or public wi-fi IPs are permitted in the interview. You must be on your primary home IP for the initial registration.
Yeah not fucking sketchy at allno thankyou

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honestly think it's a hoax at this point

no one is that retarded, right? you can just fish...

really want a go with my sister

get in line

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traitorous cunt wont have luck for that post

tell me more

how did you get invited

you could probably get away with using a VPN

look at this dude

wait till you see the, oh hoho

uuuuuuhhhhppfffffffffff ahahahahahahaaaaaa

look at the top of his head

Why do women always try and break your balls