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Specky freak edition

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shit general

>tfw you have no soul, your personality is just chemical reactions in the brain, and god doesn't exist

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seen a girl on my road bring two niggers home with her last night

weed plant is getting quite tall already

nothing worse than getting heightmogged by literal secondary students, fucking hate it

hate that we as australians are hateful of intellectualism
we could have been a new british society
imagine posh cunts riding around on emus
that could have been you and me

but the fucking niggers got us lads
the fucking niggers

HR lady won't answer my calls

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>tfw the rough kids from the local comprehensive used to shout 'boffins!' at me and the lads as we rode our bikes home from school and they overtook us on their bus

Jokes on them I now work at an entry level position at a mid level firm ahahahaha

The sister is going through puberty

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loved reading this

got a grad job at deloitte

grim salary

underage

keep your hands to yourself buddy

that's what i would be saying if i was your dad

say something funny already

>Chinese engineering

What is that musical.ly app? All the ads for it on YouTube are girls pretending to be children and calling the narrator daddy. It's bloody weird

imagine being french
imagine having a french accented waifu everyday
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

remember when I used to do the deloitte aptitude tests for my mates haha

forgot webm

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>the bullies won't be successful!
biggest lie I've ever seen
all the bullies in my school were chads on the local sports teams. none of them were losers

>it's a "the 14 year old sister goes to school in a very short skirt" episode
I really ought to tell her not to do that

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Always makes me laugh

jesus christ

let others enjoy it lad

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>Why yes, i DO think that the state should punish people who consume the "wrong" combination of molecules

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shitskins aren't human
hows that

imagine the glory of british india or british africa
except this time its british australia

any apprenticeship man in? are they any good?

freaks

>Chinese driving

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dance gavin dance

cringe

depends if it's something practical like a trade or not

does he run right off a bridge?
that's pretty funny.
you can see the bridge support stucture stickoing out the right hand side of the road, and two horizontal lines in the road where the bridge platforms meet

hmm. have you done one?

Any Lachlan man in?

why yes, the 'wrong' combination of molecules that make up the 'state' should punish people for consuming the-

half a second later and he would've taken that car out of it

Huh?

Think I sprained my wrist while out on the piss last night

hello zhang
your tiny penis must hurt you
i am sorry for your genes

to be fair he did well to miss everything.
accelerator must have been stuck down.
but then why not just kill engine? mental

nuke mecca

exams are fucking pathetic

literally runt races designed to check whether or not you have the right collection of 'cules organised in a particular order.

post more

when does school go back?

nah
mate of mine's a sparky though
says it's good money once you've done the apprenticeship

When you want a well behaved group of animals, you encourage breeding in the civil and intelligent ones and cull the wild violent ones. The same laws of nature apply to human beings, but we don't have the stomachs to do what needs to be done.

ask your big bro

it's not about what you know but who you know

put the books down and start networking

might give it a go then

I swear spotifys "random" is not random. I get the same songs all the time

what do you think would happen if someone went there in the dead of night and spray paint a huge dick on it

SO horny in the mornings I could literally shag anything and everything

I concur

any lads remember how i was crying about my gf breaking up with me yesterday?
already have a new proto gf(better looking)

cbf being a sadcunt, cya losers xx

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love it when girls gag and eyes water after deep throating me

ebola was a man made biological weapon

why did you post this yesterday and today?

love niggers

There's actually news articles on the shuffle feature of music players

They truly do play randomly but it's some weird phenomenon. Apple changed the iTunes thing so that it wasn't actually random but 'felt' more random

ha wish you dickhead

post photo or we don't believe you

amerimutt loves niggers

Top 10 evil groups in history:

10. Maoists
9. Mexican Cartels
8. Ku Klux Klan
7. Stalinists
6. The Conquistadors
5. The Mongols
4. Khmer Rouge
3. ISIS / Al Qaeda
2. The Nazis
1. Roasties

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it has not gone well with the 6.8

ah yes, the world class NHS

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cringe

going to buy a new gun this weekend lads, will post a pic xx

name one bad thing the Nazis did
go on, I'll wait

their eyes are watering because of the smell, sweetie

not giving me a gf

funny how socialized healthcare doesn't work when you take in half a million third worlders a year for 50 years

The NHS is a death trap lmao

is france seriously not even in the top 23?

business idea: privatise everything

>oi doctuh ives gots me cancah!
>yeh come back in 5 months mate, rasheed was here first
*dies*

it's not really the NHS's fault everyone's so unhealthy and has poor genetics here

they started a war which they couldn't finish
they essentially made being right wing a bad thing in the eye of the general western public, which is why leftism is so rampant these days
they helped give eugenics a bad name
they ruined europe
they they didn't kill off all of the gypsy scum

banned jazz

*has a peek at sweden's position on that list*
hmmmmmm

literally me

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the nhs's issues stem from purposeful government incompetence and sabotage because they're too lazy/stupid to fix the issues with the system

*holds up spork*

SOY

dont forget rasheeds aunt who has HIV and her eleven kids who are staying with rasheed on an extended holiday

remember doing massive lines in an underground jazz club in nyc and came out and started laughing at the jazz band

*puts down spork*

don't really care when they've got my prick in their gob to be honest mate

labour delusions

can't blame them for trying

get out of this thread you old negro

Labour? They're just as responsible as the tories for this mess.
Don't you dare mistake me for one of them fuckers

this thread reeks of soy

feminine benis

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swedens healthcare isn't entirely socialized and certainly isn't free for foreigners like the NHS

doing a poo

There is no spork :D

post the americans, haitiANO

This is a good position to jerk to, but a dangerous one given the high risk of man ass. Good camera work is essential to keep as little of him in view as possible.

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