Specky freak edition
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shit general
>tfw you have no soul, your personality is just chemical reactions in the brain, and god doesn't exist
seen a girl on my road bring two niggers home with her last night
weed plant is getting quite tall already
nothing worse than getting heightmogged by literal secondary students, fucking hate it
hate that we as australians are hateful of intellectualism
we could have been a new british society
imagine posh cunts riding around on emus
that could have been you and me
but the fucking niggers got us lads
the fucking niggers
HR lady won't answer my calls
>tfw the rough kids from the local comprehensive used to shout 'boffins!' at me and the lads as we rode our bikes home from school and they overtook us on their bus
Jokes on them I now work at an entry level position at a mid level firm ahahahaha
The sister is going through puberty
loved reading this
got a grad job at deloitte
grim salary
underage
keep your hands to yourself buddy
that's what i would be saying if i was your dad
say something funny already
>Chinese engineering
What is that musical.ly app? All the ads for it on YouTube are girls pretending to be children and calling the narrator daddy. It's bloody weird
imagine being french
imagine having a french accented waifu everyday
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
remember when I used to do the deloitte aptitude tests for my mates haha
forgot webm
>the bullies won't be successful!
biggest lie I've ever seen
all the bullies in my school were chads on the local sports teams. none of them were losers
>it's a "the 14 year old sister goes to school in a very short skirt" episode
I really ought to tell her not to do that
Always makes me laugh
jesus christ
let others enjoy it lad
>Why yes, i DO think that the state should punish people who consume the "wrong" combination of molecules
shitskins aren't human
hows that
imagine the glory of british india or british africa
except this time its british australia
any apprenticeship man in? are they any good?
freaks
>Chinese driving
dance gavin dance
cringe
depends if it's something practical like a trade or not
does he run right off a bridge?
that's pretty funny.
you can see the bridge support stucture stickoing out the right hand side of the road, and two horizontal lines in the road where the bridge platforms meet
hmm. have you done one?
Any Lachlan man in?
why yes, the 'wrong' combination of molecules that make up the 'state' should punish people for consuming the-
half a second later and he would've taken that car out of it
Huh?
Think I sprained my wrist while out on the piss last night
hello zhang
your tiny penis must hurt you
i am sorry for your genes
to be fair he did well to miss everything.
accelerator must have been stuck down.
but then why not just kill engine? mental
nuke mecca
exams are fucking pathetic
literally runt races designed to check whether or not you have the right collection of 'cules organised in a particular order.
post more
when does school go back?
nah
mate of mine's a sparky though
says it's good money once you've done the apprenticeship
When you want a well behaved group of animals, you encourage breeding in the civil and intelligent ones and cull the wild violent ones. The same laws of nature apply to human beings, but we don't have the stomachs to do what needs to be done.
ask your big bro
it's not about what you know but who you know
put the books down and start networking
might give it a go then
I swear spotifys "random" is not random. I get the same songs all the time
what do you think would happen if someone went there in the dead of night and spray paint a huge dick on it
SO horny in the mornings I could literally shag anything and everything
I concur
any lads remember how i was crying about my gf breaking up with me yesterday?
already have a new proto gf(better looking)
cbf being a sadcunt, cya losers xx
love it when girls gag and eyes water after deep throating me
ebola was a man made biological weapon
why did you post this yesterday and today?
love niggers
There's actually news articles on the shuffle feature of music players
They truly do play randomly but it's some weird phenomenon. Apple changed the iTunes thing so that it wasn't actually random but 'felt' more random
ha wish you dickhead
post photo or we don't believe you
amerimutt loves niggers
Top 10 evil groups in history:
10. Maoists
9. Mexican Cartels
8. Ku Klux Klan
7. Stalinists
6. The Conquistadors
5. The Mongols
4. Khmer Rouge
3. ISIS / Al Qaeda
2. The Nazis
1. Roasties
literal underage poster detected
it has not gone well with the 6.8
ah yes, the world class NHS
cringe
going to buy a new gun this weekend lads, will post a pic xx
name one bad thing the Nazis did
go on, I'll wait
their eyes are watering because of the smell, sweetie
not giving me a gf
funny how socialized healthcare doesn't work when you take in half a million third worlders a year for 50 years
The NHS is a death trap lmao
is france seriously not even in the top 23?
business idea: privatise everything
>oi doctuh ives gots me cancah!
>yeh come back in 5 months mate, rasheed was here first
*dies*
it's not really the NHS's fault everyone's so unhealthy and has poor genetics here
they started a war which they couldn't finish
they essentially made being right wing a bad thing in the eye of the general western public, which is why leftism is so rampant these days
they helped give eugenics a bad name
they ruined europe
they they didn't kill off all of the gypsy scum
banned jazz
*has a peek at sweden's position on that list*
hmmmmmm
literally me
the nhs's issues stem from purposeful government incompetence and sabotage because they're too lazy/stupid to fix the issues with the system
*holds up spork*
SOY
dont forget rasheeds aunt who has HIV and her eleven kids who are staying with rasheed on an extended holiday
remember doing massive lines in an underground jazz club in nyc and came out and started laughing at the jazz band
*puts down spork*
don't really care when they've got my prick in their gob to be honest mate
labour delusions
can't blame them for trying
get out of this thread you old negro
Labour? They're just as responsible as the tories for this mess.
Don't you dare mistake me for one of them fuckers
this thread reeks of soy
feminine benis
swedens healthcare isn't entirely socialized and certainly isn't free for foreigners like the NHS
doing a poo
There is no spork :D
post the americans, haitiANO
This is a good position to jerk to, but a dangerous one given the high risk of man ass. Good camera work is essential to keep as little of him in view as possible.