Mom found the piss bottle

mom found the piss bottle

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where did you hide it

>grandma found my cum jars
>might have to move out

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>sister found the rape box
It's over guys

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I had literal gallons of piss sitting in empty listerine bottles in my dorm room last semester. I had to double bag them just so people didnt see me taking it to the dumpster.

What in the unholy fuck is wrong with you people?

>mum found the cum couch

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>dad discovered the decrepit diary detailing depressive delusions and dreams of death
dammit

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I used to just pee out my window

>lil sis found the sizeable semen storage
FUCK

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how do you even pee in bottles? I tried once but my dick doesn't fit inside

>my parents found my white flag full of cums

You don't have to put your dick in it you brainlet, learn to aim

You don't need to put your dick IN the bottle retard
Do you stick your dick in normal toilets too?

When I moved out of my mom's place I needed to get rid like 40-50 1.5L bottles of piss without her noticing.

>rape box

Do I really want to know?

it's too small

This meme started with that guy that used to collect the piss jugs and post yearly updates of it on /b/, right? I never quite understood why he did that... Was he just lazy or was it some kind of weird fetish?

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>masturabte in bed
>clean up with tp
>too lazy to dump tp in toilet
>stash it in box under my bed
>forget about it
>6 months later
>cockroach investment in my room
>trace it back to cumbox
>literally filled with creatures and stench of rigor mortis

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top tier ew

I figured it out after spraying all over the floor
Put tip against bottle opening
Compress tip so that there is a small opening at the top of the bottle opening so air can escape

turkey investing in its foreign communities isn't a bad thing, right ?

motherfucker

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It's actually a fairly common thing, especially in America. Their truckers are famous for it, but also "professional" gamers

>grandma found her cum-stained photos under my pillow

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Who uses so much mouthwash, wtf?