/v4/ + friends

are you fasting?

Nah just hungry
just a bit over an hour and I go home and finally eat

shit. Too hot.

I wish I was in Iceland...

this desu

only death cures depression

Earthquakes and volcanos.

>friends birthday party in 3h
>still havent bought a present
what buy

something your friend will like

presents are overrated
get him a shovel so he can dig his own grave since he's one year closer to death

>be v4
>accuse everyone of asspain
its like kindergarden

>be hun
>BE the asspain
teenagers xD

I hebe essbane

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A bottle of some good wine if you really have no idea

I want to die

>depressed people dont go to hell

nothing
>buying presents
WTF are you his parents/family/gf?
If he doesnt suck your dick you're in no need to buy him a present

so this is the power of lithshits? lmao

your parents suck your dick?

THICC

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kek when I was kid I had no gift for a friendo and didnt want to spend sheckels on him so I just put some my old toys I didnt want anymore in a box and gave it to him.

Buy your friendo bottle of some good alcohol. Thats always a good gift

>his mother never sucked his dick
.mfw

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MODS

pRoJeCtInG sO hArD xd

@91230906
oh no its him

ok ying yue

>be hun
>be insect

based

youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

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>be angry hun
>get even more angry when people call you angry
lel

same

h u n A N G R Y

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What should I order ?

damejidlo.cz/new-york-burger-chicken-plzen#menu

Big jalapeño bacon burger

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Wow, prices seem bretty good. Its kida scarry to me how fast home delivery food is spreading through our little country. I dont want to end like muttland where nobody knows how to cook. On the other hand its very comfy not having to cook. Maybe too comfy

Woohoo its raining. Thank you ski daddy from saving us from hell on earth.

I'd go for bacon cheeseburger desu

Had a beer yesterday with an old friend, havent seen himfor a while. Feels good man

oh shit ohs hit o shit
a girl just texted me
palms are fucking sweating
what do i reply?

moms spaghetti

>s-so like.... haha. y-you too

Co můžu nosit abych vypadal starší?
Jdu s kamarádem do klubu zítra. Všichni říkají že vypadám jako by mi bylo 20 ale není :DDDDDDD

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Tell her you'll fuck her in the pussy

Vousy. Podivej se na Mikejepan

What did you write and what was her reply?

Fousy. Also phost photo

trkat?

Based. I too like jalapeno

Yeah and you dont have to pay 10kc for obal which is good

Didnt have that one yet

>bnha is my favorite anime what's yours?

takže kolik je ti let? :D

Jalapeño is best also on pizza when combined with ham and pineapple man im hungry now

her: hey what are you doing tomorrow :D
me: sitting at home (ok sign)

god damn it dudebro I am hungry af rn as it is
dont remind me of the tasty jalapeno pizza

do eet

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Based
Same same gonna eat some soup now or w/e

oh fuck she just asked me if im up for a drive (sunglasses face)

have no idea what that means

i'm so fucking bad at texting holy shit

One of my fav pizza got jalapeno+feferoni+piri piri. So fucking good

sex

You should retort whith "and what are you doing?"
It will naturally start the conversation snd t b h sue probably expected that and wanted you to ask her. Also if you doing nothing ffs say youre doing something interesting just to sound interesting even if its not true. She wont find oit

She's just looking for a driver I think

just bee yourself :^)

She want the fuck. Dont blow it and play the game with her. If youre like "lets fugg" thats no good. The events will progress to it naturally

>pretending to be someone you're not
but i though i should bee myself

i'm beeing myself by being bad at texting

Diablo 3 is still pretty comfy game desu

UNDERAGE
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEE

She wants to pick you up? Or she wants you to take her on a trip?

dont listen to this guy, she might be just using you as a "friend"

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i have no idea
she hans't replied to me yet

IT'S BEEN 8 FUCKING MINUTES
WHY ISN'T SHE REPLYING TO ME
DID I JUST FUCK IT UP?????????

Im not saying that. Just say something interesting so you wont sound like boring faggot. Nobody likes that

Or maybe she's a group of guys who would kill you for your organs

people have their lives, if she's not replying right away she might be busy or thinking what to reply.

you wrote she asked about a drive, do you own a car and license?

i replied with "im up for pretty much anything"
she hasn't replied back

Dík ale to mi ne dorostou v čas. Asi si vemu černý kalhoty. Měl bych si vzít vans nebo nějaké jiné boty?
No
PEDOFIIIIIILLLLLL
Wow the polak's brain is evolved enough to understand Czech

alright
turns out she needs my help and asked me to pick her up tomorrow
how should i tell her that i'll be there?
should i add "babe" at the end? or "xx"? or some kind of kiss emote?

She want to roast you for a bit. You too should wait some time before you reply so you dont look like thirsty beta and also like you have something else to do and not just waiting for her reply

D E S P E R A T E

>im up for anything
cringe.

Dont roll over like a fucking dog

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>Měl bych si vzít vans nebo nějaké jiné boty?
zkus něco s podpadkama, budeš větší

Are you in some kind of relationship or is it going that way? If not its kinda sketchy to say babe and stuff. Also you should play a bit hard to get, like "i dunno if i will make it. I have a lot of stuf to do" etcetc. Otherwise she will notice you are always standing for attention every time she needs something. And then youre on the way to friendzone, personal driver, assistant and similar status

Pre-determine a place, women want you to be the man in the relationship dumbass
Don't add babe or anything, meet her there. If shes a "good girl" be gentle but assertive. If shes playful mock her and joke around playfully and leave your answers vague. Women love that. Also how tall are you?

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>turns out she needs my help and asked me to pick her up tomorrow
dude, if that's the first time she contacted you in years and she did it only because she was looking for a driver, have some dignity and tell her to fuck off

Dont pick her up, tell her you've got stuff to do. Make some shit up like you're meeting with a girl that you met on tinder or w/e.

You're not her fucking taxi, if she gets bitchy tell her to order a taxi

Im not kidding, she's not your GF or w/e dont become her "friend" bitch. Cause she will use you over and over again.

Also this will be your day tommorow.
>Pick her up
>She starts bitching about other guys, or female friends
>Listen to this shit
>Slave away for her
>She doesnt put any intrest into you, since you're just her slave to do her choirs
>Haha thanks user. see you. No hug nothing.
>rest of the day feel like complete shit

Dont do it.

he's tall as fuck like 2 m lol

thats not ME thats baltoman

if this is the cool latvian that is

Polak anons know. Latvia kun, you are too pure and innocent for this world. She just wants to use you. Tell her you have no time, or if youcwant to punish her tell her yes and then dont go

i'll keep that in mind

i'll be picking her up after work
she's the latter, that's why i want to add something
saying "ok" is just too boring

>if that's the first time she contacted you in years
we talk almost daily
first time she texted me though

too late, already told her i'm not doing anything

retard, i'm 2 m

im not autistic i wont be asking for girl advice here

lol my bad

baltoman how are the girls even texting you, you seemed like quite a depressed lad
ill be happy if this adventure ends up in something of value though

>im not autistic
arguable

u r 2m into ur dads anus fuckass
>first time she texted me
she just really needs help for whatever
dont think too much into it
>saying ok is just too boring
you are overthinking it
jeez fucking virgins

or if youcwant to punish her tell her yes and then dont go

D E V I L I S H

only someone as degenerate as a czech could come up with such a plan

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No už mám kolem 180cm
Píšu v češtině kvůli kódům:DDDDD
HOW TALL R U NIGGA
>:(

Lol cmon. If some bitch wants to use me and throw me away after like a tampon, im ok with giving her taste of her own medicine

not looking for advice, just blogging

i'll kill azusa

2 m