/desi/ - hnnnng

Hello

When you make that funny spicy tea with milk, do you boil the milk?

Yes, you add the leaves to the milk.

>MUM48
is it actually gonna work in india?

If the girls are cute let's hope it does

>Its part of the Save the girl child campaign
Wow its already political and feminist
Doomed to fail. I dont think Indian girls can do the 'cute', they only can and only want to do the 'slut'.

god I wish that were me (in her food) so she can vote me and then let me out her brapper the next day

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*vore
Fuck the autocorrect on this dumb chink phone

I was in India last month and radio Mirchi hosts were talking about shit like hiding hickeys from your parents and office affairs and shit. Why is this allowed? This was in Gujarat btw, I can only imagine what it's like in more degenerate states like MH and Delhi. Is it because of Westernization?

Dumb? Rude people are NOT invited.

>Indian girls are sluts
Damn I don't even want an Indian wife anymore

Shukriya dost

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Based

Indian girls are even more slutty and bipolar than white girls when given the opportunity.

Tell me about intian reality. Why all of you, regardless of sex so often come off as desperates on the internet? For guys it's usual vegene lasagna and for girls it's being the fastest ones to send nudes and get into some raceplay with them being submissive side. What is the reason of this?

Because it’s literally not us lmao

There’s 1.6 billion people in the country and most of us here are rich/upper class and live comfy lives in big cities.

The people who post that are literally poor low class/caste villagers who just started learning english and just got access to the internet and smartphones in their village in Bihar or Uttar Pradesh

But why would they act that way? It does not interest me whether you're the ones of those types, but the reason for this existing.

Because there's a lack of sex education and education in general and awareness so every pajeet and pajeetan is a horny slut without knowing why their bodies and minds are acting this way.

There was no sex ed besides purely biological stuff like sperm fertilizing eggs here and this type of behavior wasn't that common.

Because they dont give a shit about what you think and have no sense of personal etiquette. Also I dont know where you got that but the thing about Indian girls giving nudes so easily is completely false.

Trust me when I say that Poland probably has 100x more awareness about sex than India. Poland also doesn't have a massive poverty and population problem. It's a result of lots of things rather than just one
>thing about Indian girls giving nudes so easily is completely false.
They might not send bobs to pajeets but I bet they do it for wh*Toids.

Made the perfect khaini just now.
I added just the perfect amount of lime (chuna) and it’s perfect desu

Stop spouting bullshit. They know exactly what they are doing.
Why are expat Indians so insufferable?

> khaini

I had to google what that meant

>expat
It's only expats when they are huwite. We are immigrants, get it right.

NEED A DESI GF

No, they don't. He's exactly right

poverty, sexual frustration living in a conservative society, lack of social etiquette and no education

it's a combination of all of this

Are you really saying they dont know how babbies are formed? Are you retarded? It all just points to lack of a concept of personal space and etiquette. And no, Indian girls dont send bobs so easily either, and in the west, not any more than their liberal white counterparts, thats just made up.
Its not like only poor people do this and rich Indians are the personification of purity and justice. The social underclass I talk to are generally even more shy and reserved than middle class, while the upper class is all sorts of degenerate.

> lack of a concept of personal space and etiquette

caused by a lack of education, crippling poverty and a life of anarchy

Not exactly. Some middle and upper class are just as capable of retarded stuff. You are jusr scapegoating poor people.
I guess you are upper class, which really shows from your sense of entitlement. Indian upper class are one of the most snobbish people in the world.

stop virtue signaling

>I guess you are upper class
everyone in this thread is upper-class.

Pretty sure everyone in this thread is Upper Middle Class.

Not him but not me.

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Stop spouting diarrhea.
No.

>diarrhea
brap

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It is more likely for those with a lack of education coupled with sexual frustration to engage in such matters. The poor are more likely to engage in such an activity due to the preponderation of aforementioned conditions.

>Gay jew
*SNAP*

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>Paki using DMC reaction images
not sure how to feel about this, do you play vidya/DMC?

imagine being this retarded. your people called it that because it was from india

>playing video game
Umm sweaty, I don't have a mental disorder haha ;)

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degenerate morons imitate shit from US

>DBZ image
BASED but why did you choose a cuck soiboy like Gohan? I was finna about to dab on you but you aite bacchabaaz.

>soyboy
>Gohan
CHADHAN ALWAYS WINS BABY.

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Friendly reminder that dalits are not invited.

brb gonna look up my dad's ITR form

BASED
dnaindia.com/india/report-no-takers-for-dalit-organs-says-iit-student-who-tried-to-sell-kidney-to-pay-off-loan-2169195

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Why do low IQ cucks like DBZ so much?

t. I watch Naruto

Friendly reminder that street shitting amits are not invited

I bet everyone here is upper caste.

daily reminder that all the """christians""" in India are originally dalits that were converted by wh*Toids because no red-blooded Hindu would forcefully get converted.

>talking trash about dalits
>a southie gets buttblasted

Just like poetry.

BASED

Kidha bakri chodes

India took all the negative aspects of Western civilization and embraces it.

Are you dumb or have a mental disability?

Christians bribes the poor with free houses and education. Lmao there’s even castes in Indian Christianity.

Is that like Jardah? That’s literal bihari bhaiya drug

Based.

true i guess

same for muslims

> Indians are the richest nationality in America surpassing even whites and chinese

STOP IT

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i'm a white american
how do i get a desi gf?

>tfw no heavy smelling mumbai thot to prepare me disgusting spicy dishes and forcing me to lick her waxy cunt to give her a pepper orgasm

>forcing
Ah yes, a f*mdom fetishist.
YIKES
Be very rich and attractive.

Impress her with knowledge about her homeland. Boob vageenee should do the work.

this

Does that also work with polish females? Should I show her my plunger and make thrusting movements with it?

Been a while. How's the Indian football league looking?

Any hope of qualifying for a world cup in the next 20 years?

>Any hope of qualifying for a world cup in the next 20 years?
Lol no.
twitter.com/chetrisunil11/status/1002892448513679361

>Any hope of qualifying for a world cup in the next 20 years?
*inhales*

he is so passionate

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The greatest Desi footballer of all time played for France

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>Mauritius
Not true Indian, fuck off

Hehe, Mauritians would disagree with you

Anyone else wants to give Sunil a hug and tell him everything's gonna be okay one day and that we'll be in the world cup?

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went on a business trip to bangladesh once
visited a sweatshop
saw the most beautiful girl there
she was different than all the others
had her hair cut short to a bob, looked very out of place
had a ring in her nose tho, so she got married i guess

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you haven't been there
you don't know how beautiful she was

Nose rings don't have anything to do with marriage, bro.

What did kipu say, BC?

That was in response to "nose ring so she's married" thing

bangladeshi told me

*nd*ans have no say in this matter

when i get desi gf how do i make sure her father knows her daughter takes white semen?

Why didn't you cuck her husband then?

how does one hook up with a sweatshop worker
she probably has to do all the housework in her ashulia mud hut after shift ends
not that she knew any english either

Well that's a dumb question. If he knows you're dating his daughter he'll know you're giving her your sperm :D

Its easy to make excuses bro.. Life only rewards the ones that are willing to take risks

It seems I've gotten too used to am*rican girls and might have come on too strong on this liberal qT who goes to DU

>Believing bangladesi
He's a Hilary voter who's probably rotting in a refugee camp right now
go easy on the roleplay and delusional fantasy

Based cali Jat from yesterday?

>bangladeshi told me
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *INHALES* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Based.

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no but im here

I saw Raazi while I was in India, decent movie but I don't know why people find Alia Bhatt hot. Is it because of her fair skin?

No it's because she looks underage

pls shitposter paki

Yikes, the muslim population in India must have grown tenfold lately