The absolute state of American pizza

>the absolute state of American pizza

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shits fucked mate

American pizza usually seems extremely doughy and gross. Those fucking "pepperonis" too -- ugh, disgusting.

Yeah.
American Norma crust is fatter than our thick crust

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No way that's even bread

100% not American pizza, I have never seen weird mystery meat like that on a pizza and that packaging is to chintzy

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Are American pizzas really like this?

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Nice Quiche

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am*Ricans are dogs and they eat like dogs, fucking subhuman fat fucks with lard in their retarded tiny little brain, fucking obese dumbasses even daring their shitty corn syrup soy filled chemical disgusting shitty "pizza" is even worth mentioning in the same phrase of ours, fucking subhuman am*ricretins idiots full of shit dumb fucking bastards that speak like imbecils hurr durr budder spagheddi hurr durr fucking hate them all fucking disgusting vile creatures inferior to maggots

good stuff

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we perfected your food and you know it

don't be mad

We really nailed it with pizza, it is really really good

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(Not him)
Never tasted american pizza, which one is the better one?

Italian pizza is really nicer than anywhere else I've been

this thread makes me want a pizza, imma get one for dinner
is that chorizo or salami? (the red stuff)

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Marinara.

on the second one it's pepporoni

Pepperoni(a type of salami), it is our most common pizza topping

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jewgle pic in a very successful pizza chain in germoney. the standard pizza is like double the average size and about 10-15 euros each.

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g*Rmans are discount am*Ricans

the Italian pizza here is pizza margherita, which can be quite good, but we just went so many different directions with it smothering it in endless toppings and combinations...

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regarding to what aspects aside from pizza?

A pizza thread perhaps?

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indeed

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the fuck

>not appreciating classic Swedish pizza
Shaking my damn head

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p e r f e c t e d

that doesn't look like any pizza I've ever seen
and all the reverse image searches are filipino facebook pages

could be a buffet day

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they line it up with all you can eat pizzas

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provel cheese

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and all sorts of goodies

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We have same kind of restaurants here

How many calories per slice?

>buffet
what about no.
youtube.com/watch?v=b262_O_UTzg

pizza buffets are great but only once in a while, I will eat myself sick

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le pizza français est dix fois mieux que le tien

it's over 9000

you mad ba?

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Papa John's is good

I agree since they are the only ones who deliver to me

enough to sustain a nigerian city for a week

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wow that is absolutely disgusting. how could anyone eat that?

ne demandes pas cette question si tu accordes de l'importance à ta santé mentale

you bite into it, chew it around, and swallow

évidimment les américains le mangent

>500 per fucking SLICE
>4k per pizza
jesus fucking christ

Would eat without problems
Looks like a Lasagna

based giordanos, you from Chicago

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i thought the most common topping was ham & cheese all around the world

et la lasagne, tu ne l'aimes pas ?

you can buy just the single slice. A whole deep dish pizza is for a family, no one can eat more then two slices.

>no one can eat more then two slices.

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More like a pie. Lasagna has layers of pasta, deep dish doesn't.

yeah but live in sw now

Love American food

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Si, je l'aime mais, ne est pas une pizza

I like that sour little chili pepper they give you.

Yeah I love pepperoncini

>the absolute state of american pizza

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where does Jow Forums stand on the calzone?

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it's just a pizza folded in half

based

You know that it's less than double a normal pizza's calories right?
A piece of pizza usually has about 250-300 calories.
An 8 piece pizza (which many people eat all of it as a meal) has 2000-2400 calories which is the recommended Daily amount for men.
Don't eat that trash.

>2000-2400 calories which is the recommended Daily amount for men.
maybe if you're obese

>An 8 piece pizza (which many people eat all of it as a meal)

Spotted the fatty.

Can we enjoy a pizza thread without you ladies soying it up?

>american education

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Do other countries have this?

Behold the Kebab Roll, a small part of the ancient and rich pizza heritage of Sweden.

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we take our pizza seriously

GIMME PIZZA P I Z Z A

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nous sommes un peuple bien plus inventif que toi, notre science a vraiment le dessus

Calskrove, a calzone pizza with a full hamburger meal inside.

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>that kebabpizza
120kr for that mr cuckelius

perfect bulking food

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Kebabs get their own stores in australia

a italian dish with a entire burger inside, and a side of dr pepper?

seems american.

t. fatass
eat less

>American pizza usually seems extremely doughy and gross.
I have no idea what American pizza you've had but it shouldn't be doughy. At least in the Northeast our pizza is thin and based on Neapolitan pizzas (a lot of our Italian immigrants came from there and many started restaurants when they arrived).

>Are American pizzas really like this?
I've never see anything remotely like OPs post.

I would go for a kebab pizza right now desu lad

The pizza at those places is terrible.

>4k per pizza
What kind of a hambeast eats a whole pizza by themselves?

>Behold the Kebab Roll, a small part of the ancient and rich pizza heritage of Sweden.
Is this what Vikings ate?

Yes, it's part of the ancient Husmanskost tradition.

Other dishes include Meatballs, Spaghetti Bolognese and the classic Marakoner och Falukorv (pictured)

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>Marakoner
Makaroner*

I'm apparently retarded.

Yeah
This is based.

Any pizza that's not napoletana, marinara or quattro formaggi is absolutely disgusting.

Wtf is that?

I’ve never seen anything like this in my life. What the fuck is that?

>swedish pizza

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