German tourists

What are German tourists in your country like?
Are they friendly? Do they like to communicate with the locals?

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i live next to a bunch of germans, they're not tourists but they speak german everywhere and i see them often

>Do they like to communicate with the locals?
they buy food in the same supermarket as me, its like their own supermarket because its the closest

their kids are also twice as tall as me kek

I don't know anyone here who doesn't hate Germans. In my local village we always give German tourists wrong directions when they come here, you can spot them a mile away with that dire accent and general meekness.

They cause traffic accidents by stealing these.

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that post really made me sad

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they're nice people but their complete lack of humor is really hard to cope with

>they speak german everywhere and i see them often
tell them: Sie leben in Russland. Sprechen Sie bitte Russisch in der Öffentlichkeit und passen Sie sich gefälligst an.

Epitome of McHoliday traveller. Travel through an agency, walk their rote with a guide, then mayne wash their bums in sea and then go home. No initiative and free spirit. Much better than bongs for instance who get drunk from 2 beers and then trash something and end up in jail or get beaten up. Srsly if there is any licence bongs deserve, its travelling abroad licence

why shouldn't they talk in German to each other?

There are a lot of Germans going to our beaches and coastal towns in the summer, they're good tourists but somehow every German that comes here thinks we all speak German too?

>every German that comes here thinks we all speak German too?
thats Germans for you. if the meet another German they assume everyone else speaks German

I'm tired of this meme. Czechs are pussy lightweights when it comes to drinking. I've been to prague with the lads before, met up with and made friends with the locals and you're all throwing up at the end of the night

I dont know who youre meeting with but normal czechs dont drink alcohol for the purpose of blacking you. Also
> be bong
> come to X
> wooo people from X are such pussies, i drink milion times more
You just prove my poimt

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They steal literally everything in hotels and make mess. I worked 5 years in hotels

>every German that comes here thinks we all speak German too?

Because... you do?
Been to the Netherlands twice the last 12 months and when ever I went to some retaurant/bar/store what ever I asked if they would rather speak English or German (asked in English). Especially in the towns at the coast the big majority will tell you they are cool with German.

They love the black brazilian men cock
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They are usually nice and quiet whenever they visit town but for some reason they are obsessed with the beach and they always assume that I speak spanish

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>they always assume that I speak spanish
>USA

Well, I am not surprised.

piss off hans, it isn't funny

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We don't have German tourists but we have Siberian Germans.

Is there a difference?

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They come in their RV or a cruise ship and don't talk to anybody at all.
In the summertime there's so many Germans here

aryan master race......

depens on the jokes you make, racist jokes are a no go.

Why make a thread when you know and got the answer a gazillion times already?
Why is Jow Forums so fucking repetitive?

>racist jokes are a no go.

What? Literally the only jokes that always work here.

Because this board is a shithole that never creates OC

They used to have a bad reputation, mainly being really rude, and had a habit of being naked at inappropriate times. I haven't encountered any so I can't say if it's true.

I live in the most german city in the country, they’re all pretty lame and don’t know how to have a good time

>they always assume that I speak spanish
you don't, Gonzales ?

Tourists are the worst. They always ask me for directions and I have to end up lying to them so they don't walk in the same direction as me