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Any of you lads ever turned down a female friend? It feels bloody shite and I want to know how to proceed from here since she's cutting me from her life.

mean

lost another £10 on the footy

Based

no because I'm not a virgin freak

bet you sit around reading library books and not using electricity lmao virgin mong

yes a few
they just disappear if they can't have sex with you i note

>tfw gf is just an inch shorter than me so can't wear heels

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That's shit. She's a good lass

>normies: uhh what does xanax even do? it just makes me tired ugh...

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>normies: >tfw gf is just an inch shorter than me so can't wear heels

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what happened

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yep,stayed friends with one for a while,didn't feel bad about it
stop being a wet blanket

just worked out the krabby patty secret formula

nothing to explain, he's a boomer

Sinn Fein are good lads never done a violent act in their lives its all slander

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yeah ive lost a couple of what i thought were good female friends to this
so now i basically have no female friends other than my wife's friends! who arent really my friends

actually FONT

ah yes it's the italy poster who's wife didn't have her papers sorted or something

i'm black ur not

based

mad to think I could be posting alongside genuine virgins right now

Slonked too much Gang weed

the history of the 20th century is the history of the ford foundation

hello

something like that
but im here most days

feel like he's had a very interesting life

wish england had never split from rome desu

Im not the wet blanket you spa. She is. She's the one cutting contact

no such thing as too much gang weed
get the fuck out of here

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xi sells sea shells in Seychelles

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dozens of crippling injuries from doing his own stunts, being forced to pay outrageous alimony monthly, sexual harassment at the workplace and the loss of his mother to cancer.

Seeing these posts side by side really made me think

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you are though mate, you said you're feeling awful about it you little soppy TWAT
go on, have cry and a moan

holy peng

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grim grim grim grim grim

join your union

youtube.com/watch?v=41jLMfkXV_8

Can't stop fucking listening to this

grim as fuck. a city only a paki or nigger could love

but it's the 21st still!?!?

grim

Girls keep cancelling dates out of the blue once we've set a time/place and exchanged numbers. What's up with that?

not a word

why not

god london's skyline is shite
all these stupid shapes

at least manchester's building fairly normal looking skyscrapers
looks a lot better

endorsed this post

they realize you're broke

just stay here with us turtle

I mean at least they cancel rather than just not showing up
women are flaky and you either have to be really appealing or somehow stoke their interest, doesn't make sense to schedule too far in advance

dont know why but in the past two weeks the left have managed to convinced people america has been taken over by nazis with a nazi immigration policy

I have 250K in liquid Investments, try again sweaty

ta ba x
stay yamagucci

wonder what happened to alicante lad

ah I think I see why now

still can't believe xxxtentacion's dead

how the fuck do you even get a date though

They’ve probably facebook stalked you and figured out you’re a virgin freak

this is the pinnacle of modern japanese music
youtube.com/watch?v=UaN-DOxH8hw

always SCREECH when a yank believes he'd fit in in england

Imagine some 25yo yank being all hey "howdy buddy, y'all know where the nearest church is?" and "what do you mean I can't have an AR-15?"

lmao just lmao

Drumpft is a nazi who wants to criminalize Gang weed

Think about it...

ask a girl who fancies you if she wants to get a drink with you
simple as la

very clever

turtle/ed don't even have to try
girls flock to them

Just literally install tinder lmao

chad messaged them after you set up a date, it's just how the game works turtle

Ed doesn't post his dating stuff anymore it's all me x

why do you virgin freaks think all yanks are fat retarded conservative boomers?

speak to yanks all the time on holiday they are great lads

gamers are unironically the last minority where it is legal and socially acceptable to discriminate against us
sad state of affairs desu

spoke to a yank on discord yesterday, he gave me his hot take on British current affairs

"wulp..y'all brexited didnt ya?"

will you shut up

Simply can't compete with turt's notoriety

just saw a post by a retarded boomer saying yanks are good lads

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haven't seen your face/fit yet and Tim is a virgin name so you're a virgin

Fuck off Veronica you need a gentleman gamer like me to tell you the facts

powerful....

still not a fan of this gimmick but it’s growing on me

how do you cope with being ugly j

fuck off tyler

cop or not lads my hand is hovering over the buy button

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1) don't drink 2) no one fancies me
already got tinder, see point 2) above

if your name is less than three syllables then there is a high probability (>99%) that you're a virgin freak

had an old mate from school

he was a total dork, looked a bit weird, shy, never talked to a girl, but a good egg and we were friends for like 10 years

met him again recently
his bright orange hair has darkened to brown with very subtle ginger highlights, he's gained weight and gone from beanpole to just a tall lad plus his jaw has suddenly become diamondsharp
now hes a superchad and his girlfriend is unbelievably peng

makes you think

what will it be lads?

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would neck myself before i wore this

>less
fewer

always interesting watching these U.S current affairs politics shows, especially shows like The Young Turks, who like to project an image of tolerance and intelligence and rationality and understanding about other countries, DESPERATE to not appear like the ignorant american stereotype

but then they say things like "England brexited the euro in 2017"

>1) don't drink
start drinking then you freak

>2) no one fancies me
maybe because you're a virgin freak who doesn't drink

b-b-but what about Timothy Olyphant, the most handsome man alive?

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