/brit/ + /poo/

smell exceptionally bad in the crotch area but too lazy to get washed

Dad was telling me about some joke he made at work and it sounded really lame and pathetic and awkward
Now I know where I get my autism from

kill yourself

*does drugs*
ah yes, very nice

op
hey
how are you feeling buddy?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Honestly wish I could do drugs all the time
Alas I live with my parents

got a root canal and the dentist wouldn't even give me the good shit, just paracetamol

are you the op?
you are literally worse than that op
pretty good reason to kill yourself, i'd say
wouldn't you?

paying for 100Mbps down and currently getting 0.45

VERY unhappy with virginmedia

Could a lad hatpost this haha? Just asking :)

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ANSWER ME

I tell you Jimbo, those kooky third world ooga-boogas might seem like the worst thing ever, but without all the liberal cuck-a-ducks, none of them would even be here in the first place!

Always kill a traitor before an enemy, Jim jam!

Want to be one of those people who live in squats and do recreational drugs constantly and play pool or whatever and stick it to the man
Alas I have no mates who are that way inclined at the moment

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the chemicals they feed these harlots now-a-days, christ...

wow TWO memes in one post??
maybe you shouldn't kill yourself after all!

Worried about which version I find most attractive in this image

need a hand mate?
here you go
google.com/search?q=painless suicide methods&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b

who is this autistic mong in our threads

l find 16 most attractive ergo I'm not an apostrophe

literally all me

you can see the fluoride take effect as time goes on

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took a nose dive at 14 but managed to recover admirably

ah yes, making cringy posts will surely make me go away. i'm quivering with fear here.

any cute kots in

Nasolabial folds are such a death sentence

She's lucky she's female

*flicks tail suggestively*

lmao i bet she's fucking seething

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nah I like laugh lines desu

manlet cut off point is 180cm

any 20 something boomer man in

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*190cm

*gives you a rub*

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Why? Post examples. Premature laugh lines are usually a function of an disproportionately long midface

i don't want you to "go away"
you made your shitty thread and now we're stuck with it
i (like many in your personal life) just want you to eventually kill yourself so that nobody has to deal with your shite again
i reckon i've convinced people to do it before, and i can probably do it again given enough time

>tfw chad thundermeow manages to catch 10 mice

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for tea today: meat that I've had bagged up in the freezer for far too long

chicken breast
bacon
some lamb kebab things
and some turkey

de-diddly-licious

>i (like many in your personal life) just want you to eventually kill yourself so that nobody has to deal with your shite again
>i reckon i've convinced people to do it before, and i can probably do it again given enough time

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>lord of the rings questions on pointless
>got all of them
I’m a bloody genius

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fucking love sauerkraut

I don't see what chemicals have to do with anything. Are you suggesting her puberty has been accelerated or something? Bit of a mysterious post. Another mystery though, why haven't you killed yourself yet? Just think about it okay? There's a good fellow.

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>fucking love

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Been some dire threads today
Not very earthy at all

haha love it when people post that fat lad
reminds me of pic related

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> Another mystery though, why haven't you killed yourself yet? Just think about it okay? There's a good fellow.

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What happens if you actually do this
Do you actually die?

it looks more genuine

I don't know why Americans are obsessed with looking like Hollywood actors, from teeth whitening to nose jobs to really obscure shit they hate about themselves, plastic surgery's slowly creeping over here as well, which is a shame really. it's an unhealthy culture to have. granted you're no where near as bad as the koreans or brazilians

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do you realise you can get images off google now?
there's no need to post the same old stale pics everyone else does, you can post literally anything
like pic related, for example

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well done lad x

rip peru

depends
if you're canadian you just get high and feel really good
anyone else will definitely die though

rawr

>do you realise you can get images off google now?
>there's no need to post the same old stale pics everyone else does, you can post literally anything
>like pic related, for example

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EDL members are rapists

youtube.com/watch?v=_s5SBGIrINA

think we've reached the apex of cringe here today. glad to have helped achieve this goal by fishing out the most autistic brit in the thread.

love laugh lines

Maybe if you stop replying to him he'll go away or talk about something else?

I'm Ethiopian

there he goes again, look! little doggy fetchin his stick.

mouse boy

i've heard you speak lad you're american through and through

DO IT TODAY

Haha lad. What if you really caused him to commit suicide. Life what if he took a gun and just pulled the trigger, or tied a rope from his attic and hung himself. Could you live with the guilt after that? Hahaha, lad.

Wew

Wird mit den Jahren zur Sage,
was einst erregend geschah:
Sturm der Novembertage,
unvergessen und nah?
Verraten und niedergetreten,
im Tod noch immer Fanal:
da waren die Mörder im Eden,
ihr Opfer im Landwehrkanal.

Da warn schon die Fackeln gezündet
am Brandenburger Tor,
da war schon der Wahnwitz verkündet,
der sich im Chaos verlor.
Währt tausend Jahre die Kälte
Währt tausend Jahre der Hohn:
Vom Marstall nach Friedrichsfelde
zieht immer die Demonstration.

Denn länger währt das Gedächtnis.
In dieser Stadt selbst der Stein
verkündet der Toten gedächtnis:
Wir werden die Stärkeren sein!
Wehn Siege und Niederlagen
im Sturm der geschichte dahin:
Unbeugsam in diesen tagen
steht Spartakus in Berlin!
Steht Spartakus in Berlin!

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would throw a party

why yes, words on the internet typed by an anonymous user on Jow Forums did indeed convinced me to take my own life.

Indifferent about Nike but I like the aesthetic of this pic. Quite like the message it sends out as well.

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all we can do is try, and hope
the rest is up to you

>would throw a party

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None of that foreign muck thank you

big night for messi tonight
if he doesn't turn up there really wont be much question that ronaldo is the GOAT

one of the worst threads i have ever seen

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good tune here

Tee hee

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actually, that would really show me
i'd be broken, and i'd know that guy had been right all along
he'd live happily ever after (or at least his suffering would be over) while everyone said nice things about him

alri ethiopialad?

you look happy ;]

how big is ur willy in mm

dios mio..........

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cute x

favourite streamer is having a day off because he is “””depressed”””

ughh like are you for real??

Do they have guns in Canada mate?
Just curious.

found my psp but the battery is nowhere to be seen :(

alri jeff

is this the real thread?

what would you have played at your funeral?