Ask an Eastern Euro Anonette anything

Basic info:
>I'm 19 years old
>I'm from Romania
>NOT a thot
>Me and my dad are crazy conspiracy theorists

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Dude that's EPIC, but you're not a med so NOBODY cares

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Post feet

Would you like to get bred by a germanic BWC bull with bessarabian ancestry (such as myself heh)

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>Tripfag

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

>not a thot

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Will you marry me

I don't think I'm willing to marry ever, simply a stupid concept.

>>NOT a thot
Jesus said that if she breathes she a thot, begone

>Jesus
>Relevant

>Already posted a timestamp on Jow Forums yesterday
Then link the thread damn

It got deleted because
>Do not post pictures of yourself on Jow Forums.

Tits or gtfo

>I can bother to start entire thread dedicated to myself and reply to every anonymous faggot in that thread but I can't be fucked to post a timestamp
fuck off roastie

>Doesn't post a timestamp
REE
>Posts a timestamp
REEE that's not how I wanted it!!!!

Like clockwork

femoid logic at it's finest

Tits or gtfo f*Moid.

Maybe I'm retarded but I don't understand what the fuck you're trying so say since you haven't actually posted a timestamp

What's your breast size?

What colour are your nipples?

At what age did you first notice your breasts growing? Was it painful? Did they just gradually always grow or was it more of a growth spurts thing?

Do you ever play with your breasts when you masturbate or shower?

Then reopost you newfag from reddit.

>self-proclaimed girl is fucking stupid
Wow I definitely didn't see that coming.

Also to add in this do you lactate alot? Are your breast developed for baby feeding?

Don't try to understand a woman, they're essential one of those magic 8 balls

Shan't provide attention until you provide a clear proof of being female.

*Color
Brainlet.

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Shes a fat, hairy, ugly, smelling, virgin who cosplays as female on Jow Forums.

>35 replies

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What's the best Linkin Park album?

Meteora for sure

Before I became gay that would have been a turn off

BASED

Sucking my cock and swallowing.

how do you become gay

If she BREATHES she's a THOT.

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>creates thread for people to give you (you)s
>pretends to be surprised at the fact that you get (you)s

Hybrid Theory

what do you study?

>not anonette
Fuck me I am retarded

i'm not that tripfag
just disappointed

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not based

NEEEWFAAAAG

You redditcucks are worse than tripfags.

Having gay sex for the first time and finding out I love it

thanks
I'll pass the tip to my friend

When the Sultan Erdoğan declares Neo-Ottoman empire I'll put you into my harem and you'll be a BBC slut for the rest of your life

Based

May this thread be a lesson for all femoids who dare mess with the Jow Forums gang

Why aren't you on /balk/?

dont ruin the cool kids club

>What's your breast size?
We're talking barely-B cup here
>What colour are your nipples?
Pink
>At what age did you first notice your breasts growing? Was it painful? Did they just gradually always grow or was it more of a growth spurts thing?
It was a gradual growth
>Do you ever play with your breasts when you masturbate or shower?
Yep

>Are your breast developed for baby feeding?
Nope

>Isr*el

Never listened to them

I'm starting college in October

>Implying I won't be back in Russia when that happens

Hey wanna come visit Switzerland?

What for?

to suck his cock, dumbass
and try ass rimming

this

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This, this trap shoul get KARAG BÖGÄ'd

call me bozgor while choking on my dick?

>heeeeey I have a vagina!

why do they do this?

Fun ;)

>people still bump the f*Moid post

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>Never listened to them

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Literally trap tier even i have bigger tits and can feed babies.

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If I just typed "Ask an Eastern Euro anything" I'd get maybe 2 replies before it dies, can't have a /comfy/ thread that way.

because it works?

Yep, that's pretty much what I said

What sort of conspiracy theories do you espouse?

>Flight MH370 and Flight MH17
>Pyramids being some sort of lost high-tech technologies
>Machu Picchu being an airport of spaceships
>Evolution didn't happen when it comes to humans, humans are an extraterrestrial factor (If space is actually real, of course)
>Ancient Egypt being highly involved with aliens (All the above taken into consideration)
>Black Knight
>ISIS being run by Israel

And some low-tier obvious stuff:
>NWO
>9/11

Raping your boypucci also works.

>not a thot
>PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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So, attention whoring basically?

did you just wrote that in 37 seconds?

More or less, with the hope for a rare chance to get some internet friends, it works sometimes.

Nope, got it Pasta'd

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thoughts on the following:
- muslim bf
- black bf
- hispanic bf
- asian bf
- indian bf

>- muslim bf
No
>- black bf
Absolutely not
>- hispanic bf
Nope
>- asian bf
Asians can be as attractive as whites to me, so sure why not?
>- indian bf
Disgusting

Give me the definition of thot

Huh, a thot with common sense.

What is your opinion of our great homeland. Will we ever unfuck ourselves? What would it take?

this man slaps your ass
your reaction?

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Fuck off.
You have an awful personality.
If you pretend to not be a thot (you would fuck Chad if he gave you the opportunity) then you should become a thot. That is all you are good for.
You aren't worth anything at all just because you have some of the same opinions as us and you claim to have a vagina.
You've had enough attention. FUCK OFF

And for everyone else, this is a MAN.
If he had posted a timestamp on Jow Forums someone else would have found that by now and posted it on here.

steppe bull

>woo hoo let me dedicate an entire thread to my gender
lmao fuck off whore I could go down the street and get a Romanian girl for less than the cost of a pizza

>NOT a thot

>What is your opinion of our great homeland.
Could've been worse
>Will we ever unfuck ourselves?
Unlikely tbqh
>What would it take?
A bloody revolution/getting annexed by Russia together with Ukraine

Fall on the ground and start crying in hopes that he doesn't rape+murder me

Nobody needs your shitty irrelevant country actually.

>getting annexed by russia
that would just fuck us even more :^)

Bloody revolution though? Fuck yeah, bring the iron guard back

THIS IS THE THREAD HE CLAIMS TO HAVE POSTED THE TIMESTAMP IN

NO TIMESTAMP
BUT HE SAYS THAT HE ALREADY POSTED A TIMESTAMP ON Jow Forums
LOL
THE THREAD IS IDENTICAL TO THIS ONE

NOW YOU CAN STOP GIVING THIS FAGGOT ATTENTION

>getting annexed by Russia together with Ukraine
>Russia
>Unfucking countries it touches
Open a history book.

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>The thread got deleted Y E S T E R D A Y because I broke the rules
>This screeching autist goes nuclear

Holy fuck.

Is that her? Perfect for BBC breeding. MaşAllah...

>Open a history book.
Which one

Based