/brit/ crystal palace edition

Tesco shandy

based englishman

oi guvna u got a louicense for dat spork

desperados red

the so-called nigger poo

which of you weirdo shutins is ordering food to Tim's house

I doubt there's only one of us doing it

me and fucking what

really want to try yank opioids

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just booked my train
youtube.com/watch?v=6mHTNmRpysg

you are NOT white!

new death grips album leaked

Do I need an license for an GF?

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3 rules to enter /brit/

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it's probably one of the normies on facebook or reddit, since they found out about tim again

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maybe if they took better care of themselves and stopped smoking drugs they would be able to whore themselves out for a little more

No sympathy

nah
downers seem pointless to me and im a lonely bastard. Getting out my box at home just seems a waste, may as well just sit here doing nothing instead.
And anyway opiates ruin peoples lives more than any other drug, hardest things to get off

haven't had sex all week

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>put country before religion
what the fuck

OCH NOOOOOOOO AM SCAW-TESH A HAET TAE ENGLISHH BAS-TURDS

>france will beat peru, those animals predicted it [pic of a turtle]
genuinely believe brutally slaughtering everyone involved with the huffington post would be a net benefit to society as a whole

>swear allegiance to a bit of coloured cloth
not a fan
yank rubbish

ah yes that slight pain in my hair roots is coming back
that means more grey hairs soon

to be fair a lot of these girls didn't get a good lot in life.
junkies in general have childhoods wrought with poverty and abuse

not an incel, just haven't had sex

i'm not like those horrible incels, they say mean things about women, i treat women with respect. they don't want sex with me and i respect that

Lads, I know that might sound embarassing but this is an MI6 agent speaking. A lot of things happened and I got trapped in a dangerous Brazilian Favela. Could you please call the HQ and tell them that 009 has neutralized the Pakistani spy and is now requesting extraction?

Tea:

2 packs of posh waitrose ravioli
2 big bars of cadbury fruit and nut
6 packs of skips
1 can of sprite zero

light one tonight lads, gonna need a big supper to make it through the night

ah yes druggies

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wow no way

'sheeds tend to have it the other way round

Shan't, you're honestly out of your mind if you expected me to ready any of that.

Not a virgin just haven't had sex
simple as

die poo nigger! die! die! die!

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haha epic! xD

>swear allegiance to the flag
FUCK OFF YANK
>swear allegiance to the crown
FUCK OFF TORY (in the classical sense)

god iplayer is so much better quality than matches on itv, fucking piece of shit

yeah

iplayer is two minutes behind
put the telly on

>allegiance to the crown

IMAGINE being a royalcuck

>why YES i DO enjoy my tax money going to fund some posh twats

in b4 >hurrr muh tourism

don't be so bloody insensitive
little bastard

>not an incel, just haven't had sex
>they don't want sex with me and i respect that
Which one is it?

to be fair, gandhi was a massive racist

Says the guy with a tramp stamp on his flag

not an incel because their "ideology" is basically self pity instead of any form of self improvement

>>why YES i DO enjoy my tax money going to fund some posh twats

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This is why liberalism is flawed. Some people are too stupid to take care of themselves. There is nothing wrong with paternalism and it shouldn't be seen as elitist and wrong to tell others how to better live their life.

are yanks welcome here?

this thread is always more reliable than /cum/

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no they're not
fuck off you repugnant piece of shit

uninformed idiot

royal family lends the profits from it's privately owned lands to the government, as well as the tourism they bring in. a single american election costs more to the average american than 20 years of royal rule does for the average briton. getting rid of the royals would only be beneficial as a purely symbolic thing, it's just not worth it

We’re part of the royal family now

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incels don't hate women, they just want them to admit that they're shallow and desire physical traits over anything else, they're mad at the giga stacies saying stuff like

>oh you're such a nice guy, personality is all that matters, I like short guys too!

And then they turn around to their 6'6 giga chad BF and say "oh he just makes me feel safe".

It's not lack of sex that's the problem, it's the fact that you'll never be loved

Why can't steam just prepare their servers for the summer sale?

>LITERALLY replaced Jesus on the cross with a flag
Pretty sure that is blasphemy in the true sense of the word.

the royal family is a net cost to the country

get over it royalcuck

virgin freak

When you were 13, did you ever imagine you’d be here 10 years later complaining about video games?

it's also incorrect to have a flag like that

tried to watch the /sp/ wc thread but it's just fucking 200mph spam

womp womp

aka accepting reality
the only "self improvement" that works is plastic surgery

this post made me reconsider so many things

Do you think toilberg would pay me weekly if i asked?

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‘irgin ‘reak

reckon if I opened up to a therapist or something I'd end up unravelling and breaking down in tears

>every band in history gets mogged by 4 working class northern chads
p. based

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I get paid weekly tehee

Fucking state of lefties

>Brent posted a photo saying he chooses 'his clothes and hair because he's a man'
>The Oxford director said he was implying women can't choose their clothes
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5868855/Fury-disgraceful-Oxford-don-calls-young-man-Downs-syndrome-SEXIST.html

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Beto IS funny you just don't get it cuz he's a genius

"Personality" is a get out of jail free card for women to reject ugly men without appearing shallow

the brunette is the most convincing of the 3

you know that's not true so just shut up. Plenty of ugly people have partners, that's the reason ugly people still exist

Did that in secondary school, grim

off to r9k or perhaps even reddit virgin freak

why is my face so fucking fat its not fair

There are a thousand times more ugly men than there are women who don't care about looks

dont believe for a second that a '6 figure job at a technology company' requires a drug test.

john lennon is a tarquin compared to the rest

Just get over the fact that women will NEVER EVER be honest. Not even your gf or wife. It's in their nature to lie. It is a protective mechanism built in their genome. We men can be confrontational, but women have to avoid confrontation, thus they will always lie to reduce the risk of getting hemmed.
It's just the way it is. You're just getting mad that nature for no real reason.

why not?

>Both the Duchy of Cornwall and the Duchy of Lancaster have special legal rights not available to other landed estates: the right to ownerless property. In 2010, the duchy generated £17.1 million in income for Charles. It is tax exempt.

Don’t worry bro. He gives literally .05% to charity ever year

Just one reason the whole “they make us money!” Is stupid as fuck

Pic related. Who knew being an army captain paid so well

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i sort of know this feeling

reckon it's connected to protein as in more protein equals more facial bloat

Watching the big football game and played a little Monster Hunter

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Much respect to my black british brothas n sistas just got through reading about the british black panther party althea jones lecointe n olive morris barbara beese obi egbuna linton kwesi johnson

Friday tomorrow lads

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If you are sub 8/10 a woman will NEVER love you, she will always be on the lookout for the nearest chad

ooh good now it's time for the football kick man to write around on the floor pretending to be hurt

are we supporting the Argentines or the Croatians?