IMPRESS'EM

>eyes that beady
>skin so sickly
>american

>americans can't come up with original banter
>it doesn't even make sense
make fun of their teeth or pakis or something, christ
this is just sad

>it doesn't even make sense

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>the same amerimutt face pasted onto other memes is original banter
so this... is the power... of Jow Forums...

By this logic, you can't ever use the same goblin image ever again or else it's not original.

This. There's a lot of original material he could choose from.

I would rather not do that either

>it's another amerimutts fuel the amerimutt meme in the process of trying to desperately subvert it episode

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>le meme conspiracy
Get off Jow Forums seriously, just go outside and relax for a while.

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>>le meme conspiracy
nothing like that was implied you dumb fuck

This

That's pathetic

Americans can't meme

>le meme conspiracy

How will AMERIMUTTS call you?

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>How will AMERIMUTTS call you?

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reminder that this yankoid has been mentally broken by the mutt meme (must strike too close to home) and has been making these pathetic threads near-daily

Reminder that the brit is using a proxy because he's shamed into hiding.

this

no comment

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>85 results found.
O B S E S S E D

>unironic le meme conspiracy
The original KILL'EM meme was literally made by a yank with a sense of humour in the first place.

This

they're tourists

>> >It doesn't even make sense

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>American sailors were impressed into the british navy.
God fuck why are *nglos so goddamn stupid.

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2001 - 9/11
2015 - amerimutt memes

Nah he means impress.
It was one of the "reasons" for the war of 1812 in American history books. The RN were impressing """American""" sailors to serve in the RN (in actual fact, most of them were originally RN men, not to mention they were trading with Napoleon ignoring our blockade.. but the RN used to impress British subjects in the first place, so yeah)

It's not stupidity, it's just the fact that nobody apart from you gives a shit about the tiny "war" where you tried to conquer Canada and we burned down the White House.

>muh sailors

>burn down white house
>storm puts the fire out and chases brits away
even god is on our side USA USA USA

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>I Know You Are But What Am I: The Thread

Canadians kept being called FUCKING LEAFS and they owned it. Turks kept being called Roaches and they owned it. Israelis kept being called shekel hoarding kikes and they embraced it fully.

This is India tier reaction to banter. Remember when they flounced en mass after peak pooinlooposting? Own your Muttiness, Mutts.

It was but a theatre in one of the largest wars Europe has ever seen, Amerilards are very egocentric

So basically not only are your memes shitty knock-offs of ours, so are your miracles.

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this is a good one

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>not to mention they were trading with Napoleon ignoring our blockade
don't understand how this makes any sense as a justification

some of us do
the ones who don't probably deserve to be bullied out
>implying I make britmutt "memes"
desu senpai baka

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the left can't meme and yanks can't banter

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Makes sense since you did such brisk business with the fucking Krauts the following century too

He actually meant that n all

My sides.

Someone really needs to update the "I'M FUCKIN' WHITE" in pic related with an Amerimutt.

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>we have the right to do whatever we want to american sailors because they trade with someone we don't want them to
ah yes marvelous logic also used by the germans when sinking our ships full of supplies bound for the british isles

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Coming from the nation that has imposed crippling inhumane sanctions on multiple sovereign nations over the course of the last century
People in glass houses mate

name a single time the us navy has impressed foreign citizens or sunk their ships just for trading with someone we've embargoed

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la abominacion...

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>foreign citizens
>
They were British subjects mate. They probably got impressed TWICE :DD

american citizens who used to be british citizens are still american citizens. not to mention, many natural born american citizens were impressed during that period
there is no situation where the royal navy holds the moral high ground on impressment

No wonder fat Americans are the size of a house, our fatties can still waddle around

This has to be a joke. Didn't you cry big weepy blubbery tears because we sold a ship to the South?

yes because our diet consists of a choclate oreo shake every day /s

I'm assuming the /s here means you've just finished your daily shake