HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS GOD DAMN IT

Just talk to them.
Don't be afraid of failure, since failures will teach and improve you. Don't put pussy or thot's on pedestal either.

I guess I'll try, I just hate myself when I let opportunities slip out of my hands.

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>library
go there to read you shithead

I was doing my work there tho, I just happen to notice a cute girl.

You don't. They have to speak to you.
Later, nerd.

How do you talk to boys?

hi my name a borat i like sex

have you tried being yourself, bro?

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just pay attention to what shes saying all thr mrn seem to ignore and say what they want to talk about instead

open mouth
word come out
the real question is how to make them fall for you

> Don't start the conversation by talking about sex or asking for nudes
> Make jokes, girls like it when you are funny
> Ask about their taste in music or in anything
> Basically, talk to them like you were talking to a boy
Talking about football is not a bad idea either
If she ignores you or don't seem interested, don't freak out, that's normal and the less you insist, the better.
Don't act too nonchalant or too obsessive. And idk, good luck, man.

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There is a way that almost always works, but it's pretty lame:
Compliment the fuck out them. Tell them what they want to hear even if it's not true. They're gonna love it even if they know you are lying.

does that works for boys too?

Talk to me user, practice

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completely wrong mindset

You don't think "how". you just think "when". and the answer should always be "now".

It's a hot one today isn't it?

I don't know. Probably.

Become religious, go find a church you enjoy and other religious events and sooner or later you're find a girl who will actually want to talk to you because you are a Christian as well and plus since they are religious too, they will more than likely have a potential marriage already in mind

Get rich

Very

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What's good, nigga?

And what are you planning to do today with the scourging heat

NICE BOOBS

Would be a better day if we had Istria and Dalmazia!

It's night here, finally around 20°C

A FUCKING LEAF

>when a disgusting tric*olour flag insults the leaf

>It's night here, finally around 20°C
cool

Sweet dreams :)))
I'm going to masturbait

A FUCKING LEAF

Tomorrow will be around 31°C

I wanted to do the same thing

Not without a fight you won't
>t. Omiš

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Do you have a browser extension that notifies you when clay is mentioned?

Pay them

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Practice with me

*moves aircraft carriers in the adriatic sea*

it was a response to my post

But you have a penis

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Hmmm

Can I suck ur girl dick

[chak chak chak chak]
*dabs on your fleet*

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Pay attention this might go over your head Walk up to a girl within your age range so high school age and talk to them ask them for their number if they say anything other than yes move on also have some confidence and stop being a creeper

>within your age range

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Sorry I don’t have one

425 helicopters vs 47 helicopters
Do you like rape?

>talk to woman, she's pretty but I don't really care she just had nice dogs
>start getting a nervous breakdown after a few minutess, can't think of anything to say, all body movements are stiff and spastic

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A boy dick is fine I guess, I'm not picky

I don’t have that either tho

What the fuck there's no body parts left

Hmmmm

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You’re missing one but I’ll let you figure that one out on your own

practice with boys first

pretend they're boys

WTF DO NOT DO THIS, I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS

Normie here

Talk to them like you would a man without using crude humor

Women are just people dude, honestly just ask her about herself, if she's interested the conversation will flow

The more you over think it the more unatural and less enjoyable the conversation will be

If she's not interested don't get mad, she might be busy, invested in another guy or just a cunt, it's never going to be because of something you're insecure about (looks, money etc)

Worthwhile non thots are usually more interested in personalities and humor than looks

TLDR don't overthink it and just ask her about herself, if it doesn't work out it's not a big deal and not your fault/caused by anything you're insecure about

Back of the knee maybe?

Why don't you have seat pal

Nope keep trying

uhh... no, no, I don't

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what if I'm insecure over my personality
what if I'm just a massive spastic (which I am)

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ur fuqed bud
time to commit seppuku
If you burn your house down while you do it you'll be like Nobunaga

Find a spastic gf. If this guy can land a wife, so can you.

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this but unirocally. It sounds so damn silly but jsut talk to them and let them tell about themselves.

That guy is smoking

Oh we'll see who's raping whom

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>tfw user already stopped talking with me
>tfw not good at talking
HOW DO I TALK TO GUYS?

Mutual rape

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say hello and go from there

Can someone say "clingy"?

I told you I went to masturbait,

yee

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A FUCKING LEAF

Post video

Apu a qt!

So are you.
Good night.

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aww

Boogie is a internet famous funnyman with millions of followers though

Boogie is fatter, and his wife left him. That's dunkey. Regardless, you're a fucking Swede. Get even remotely fit and some girl will fall for you even if you're a total mong. You can't possibly look as awful as these apes.

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