Waking up as a European

Waking up as a European
>pass the 1000 year old church on the way to work
>pass the 2000 year old roman ruins on the way home
>know your ancestors have been living here since the retreat of the glaciers
>social cohesion
>walkable cities and towns

Waking up in North America
>get awoken by loud traffic from the 14 lane freeway nearby
>get in your car because work is 30km away
>pass the local strip mall and big box stores, get stuck in traffic so you can admire a concrete slab and some mcdonalds wrappers blowing in the wind on the side of the road
>everybody is atomised and unironically watch TV for fun
>know your ancestors couldn't hack it in Europe so you had to genocide the natives and steal their land
>your car breaks down and you're fired for missing work

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i don't give a shit about old buildings

>be european
>wake up
>go back to bed because you took your 5 weeks of vacation

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Americans have no class

>throw it all away, be the boomers of this generation

What? Boomers are the one who work until death to repay their second mortgage they took out to buy an RV and 3 investment condo's in Florida

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is that you mohammed

>"people" who romanticize the feeling of being near old buildings
dude... muh ancestors... we bilt thiz... feels good to be x.........

sometimes i'm just out of breath thinking about all the history that has happened in my house built in 1967

I just want to live seaside desu

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>tfw you're a european but your city didn't exist before the 19th century

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51 years of loud and smelly gay sex.

You guys say it like shitposting isn't quality entertainment

ITT Triggered burgerstanis

Evropi evropi

Canadian p**pposting isn't quality nor is it entertaining
before you say it, Australian cr*pposting isn't good either

Well you're not entirely wrong about this

Evropu evropu shto nasha

Lmao you're so mad that you can't compare to BCC and BAC

British Columbia Canada vs British Australia Canada aka BCC vs BAC

You’re so stupid

you are only proving my point
either shape up or get sharted on

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You get in shape, then I'll shape up

It means you’re a shtick humor enthusiast

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>canadian "banter"
you had one shot
now hold still while i take your wh*Teness

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You can at least take comfort in the fact you're not chink or poo in the loos
They're utterly fucking disgusting subhumans who needs a good cleansing

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>tfw moving to Austria so my children and grandchildren will feel as though their ancestors wuz g*rmanics
>meanwhile they were simply amerilards
>all this while hiding that their ancestors actually did come from austria and bavaria

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NO PLEASE

There is literally nothing worse than being an American. There's nothing I wouldn't do to rid myself of this original sin.

Then you're a dumb fuck.

Pee is America’s favorite architectural feature.

Hm?

>u no care about old bricks? U DUMB!!!

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To not care about the people who came before is in the least case disrespectful, in the worst case dumb.

Bet you throw you mcCancer wrappers on memorials too

you are absolute cuck

Ok.

I don't visit memorials

>everybody is atomised and unironically watch TV for fun
what does this even mean

>watch TV

are you laarping as a canadian? who the fuck watches tv anymore in modern western society?

>wake up as glorious argie
>turn on the radio, dollar has gone up 40% since yesterday
>have to take the bus to work because fuel's too expensive
>wait 50 minutes and the bus is nowhere to be seen
>fuck it, take a cab
>office is 10 km away
>cab fakes a foreign accent and pretends to be lost, trip ends up costing you one week of work
>arrive to work one hour late
>company filed for bankruptcy, unemployed again
>niggers steal your phone and watch

Waking up in North America as an injun
>get awoken from neighbours fighting
>go to work in rusted 1989 ford f150 that smells like tobacco
>drive down dirt road for 40 mins just to get to work
>get to truck stop to gas up, with drunkards sitting around, taking up space
>”eehh you god a shmoke thaRe bud?”
>tell him to fuck off cause this guy already took my pack a couple weeks ago
>everbody is picking up their $25 cheque from the band office
>everybody just buys either smokes or alcohol at the shack
>know your ancestors couldnt stop the endless hoardes of europeans coming and culturally genociding everyone
>truck breaks down, need a boost
>get to work an hour late, still have job though cause use indian time as an excuse
>at least the natures good
You think you have it bad? lmao try living on a rez

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hey alex

hi

>30km
Fucking shithead Canadians

>go to Europe
>expect everyone to be sane, grounded, and a camaraderie among the locals
>no one talks to anyone
>everyone either looks angry or depressed

>go to london, paris, berlin, amsterdam
>unironically think you're going "to europe"

>be european
>get raped

>be american
>get shot
I'll rather be raped than shot, thank you very much.

fuck off amerilard it's not the 17th century anymore learn metric

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yippee fucking doo, another braindead post by a danish poster, what a surprise

>pass the 1000 year old church on the way to work
>pass the 2000 year old roman ruins on the way home
>know your ancestors have been living here since the retreat of the glaciers
>social cohesion
>walkable cities and towns

>there are people who actually believe this

>ITT

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>steal thier land
cuck, we liberated them with Christianity.

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This.

>waking up as european
>get forcible waked up by muslim prayer call
>pass endless black male/white female couples on way to work
>have to take long way round because cant go through no go zones safely
>everyone stares at the ground sheepishly in fear of offending the wrong person
>litter everywhere because our new europeans dont understand the concept of bins yet

more realistically

>be European or North American
>be a worthless NEET who stays inside all day and uses the internet, completely ignoring the surroundings

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>the country that doesn't even know how to recycle and landfills 100% of its crap
>accuses us of not having class
can't wait for the 22nd century when NZ doesn't even have buildings and your dumb population digs homey-holes in trash heaps

>he’s an abrahamist
absolut cuck

H-hot!

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>cant go through no go zones safely
what a cuck

My ancestors (not including the native ones) have been in this country for 400 years (also in America)

Just because Ping Ling here is mad he's rootless doesn't mean I am.

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>pass the 1000 year old church on the way to work
>pass the 2000 year old roman ruins on the way home
>know your ancestors have been living here since the retreat of the glaciers
>social cohesion
>walkable cities and towns
literally me

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I fucking hate North American cities. everything is so spread out and on a grid, you need a car to get anywhere. there is nothing like pic related to walk around in. half the goddamn country is fucking parking lots.

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What's hard to believe? :r)

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We can take you in as refugees