Would you fuck pic related for $1000?

I would use the money to fuck it again.

This tbqh

Am willing to fuck for free

>he does it for free

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I would bang her for free

I'd rather have a dolphin fuck me desu.

>Would you fuck pic related for $1000?
Like you give me 1000$ or I give you 1000$?

I would rather pay the dolphin $1000 dollars for the privilege to watch a black dolphin fuck her.

that costs too much

With a condom only

Nope, never again.

You should pick a pink one instead
In traditional Amazon River folklore, at night, an Amazon river dolphin becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, and then returns to the river in the morning to become a dolphin again. Similarly, the female becomes a beautiful, well - dressed,wealthy - looking and young woman. She goes to the house of a married man, places him under a spell to keep him quiet, and takes him to a thatched hut and visits him every year on the same night she seduced him. On the 7th night of visiting, she changes the man into a female - baby or male, and soon transfers it into his own wife's womb.

A jap would for free

Are you the amazon uncontacted tribe user who presented his research on their language? He was based

No, i'm done with dolphins..

>loli dolphin cunny
I'd bury my dick in that cunny so far that whoever could pull it out would be crowned the new king Arthur.

No.This legend is a widspread in Brazil

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The mental illness or based researcher Brazilanon?

yes

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I'd PAY $1000 to fuck that

That's a lot of money to fuck a fish

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it's too expensive

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unironically yes

Can they contract it and break my dick off? Animals are capable of weird shit so I'd be too afraid of risking it.

Yes. Dolphins can consciously grip and pump your dick, and might take you for a deep swim.

And yes, they know this kills you. They still do this, then let the males sodomize you.

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Source? I think it's common knowledge that dolphins rape other animals and try to fuck humans, but I've never read about them drowning you.

Okay, so I've skimmed through some articles about it and it turns out dolphins try to kill people, but what really happens when I stick my dick in one of them? Can I fuck a dolphin?

1000 meriga bucks? Bit expensive.

Use your head hans. You simply fuck sedated dolphin in shallow pool where you can stand...

Anyone who wouldn't do it for free is gay

Where do I get all of this? Neither do I have a dolphin nor a shallow pool. I'm doomed to keep my dolphin virginity for all eternity.

Water park, at night, use power of german engineering to forge a plan and grease it all with money (bribery).

There is also a story about woman student of animals who researched dolphins and basically she spend few months with dolphins and claimed it "fell in love with her".

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That was John C. Lilly's assistant. She would give the dolphin handjobs to relieve its sexual frustration because it was separated from the female dolphins.

I'm too stupid to do any of that. Thanks for trying to help me, but I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.

How I do that without a penis?

Wouldnt you lose your dick?

Does anyone have the dolphin pussy copy pasta by any chance? Asking for a friend.

kys

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I cried, but I couldn't sleep. Thanks for the (You).

>dolphin cocks are basically tentacles
>dolphins are known rapists
Why don't Japanese porn artists capitalize on this? I've only found a couple pics of it.

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That's just fucking gay.

Based and redpilled.

this image is bullshit btw. there is no scott randleston.

for a thousand $ I wont even be able to fully upgrade my pc or buy a car and I will spend rest of my life knowing that I fucked a dolphin

not gonna pretend that I'm some kind of fucked in head Jow Forums freak who jerks off to pictures of cats burned with gasoline so my answer is no, I wouldn't

see Consider the dolphin is sedated and nobody is watching you. There is literally no reason fucking a dolphin is wrong, and I'm not memeing. Getting paid for it is a bonus.

>literally no reason fucking a dolphin is wrong
The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him.

t. roastie mad at dolphins being better than you at sex

They have always preferred tentacles.

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>it's not wrong if I don't get punished

Literally the mental capacity of a 10 year old

>There is literally no reason fucking a dolphin is wrong

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>abo reading comprehension
Would you fuck a girl while people are watching you? Nobody watching doesn't makes it any more wrong or right, but I'd rather fuck a girl, or dolphin for this matter, at private.

not an argument

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