Imagine having a gf irl

>it's not even just the self worth thing, I've seen girls show interest which i fucked up.

Have you tried not fucking it up?

Imagine having a concubine.

Damn that Abraham Lincoln.

I alredy have one and we will get married soon.

>in a group at a club because i live right by a whole bunch
>chick showing fucking open interest
>mate gets use to the side when everyones in the smoking area
>theres a music video or something on a tv
>it's nostalgic or something for her so she brings that up
>mate says he hasn't seen it
>i lie and say i have for soemthing to say
>he leaves
>'what're they doing not having seen that'
>she does hear and say it 2 more times leaning in slightly closer with a drunk autstic look
>she pretends to get it and does a vaccant nod
>silent
>she walks off
>walk home
thats why. Also i basically don't meet any new people in social situations anymore because uni life is completely dead.

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I do. It’s annoying

If you have a gf I seriously hope you like getting several snapchats a day of completely mundane shit and then being bugged when you don’t look at them

having a gf is fun for 1 month, 3 max. Mine go like a magic act.

Week 1 (The Pledge) - dates, light chit chat, pretend you dont just want to bang, buy her meal, try to look good.

Weeks 2-4 (The Turn) - constant sex, my dick is almost never outside her body, I cum tons, do everything to her.

Weeks 5+ (The Prestige) - sex becomes less frequent and more predictable and boring when it does happen, she talks more, shares her opinions more and rambles about nothing of any remote importance, patience wears thin, sometimes I meet a new girl which accelerates this process. Disappear.

It's incredible how everyone's lives are full of sex, love, contact with girls, being accepted and wanted, except for us channers

hell, even here a minority get it often in their lives, it's just incredible how sex is something so trivial and mundane for normies, like drinking a cup of water, while for us...

we lost it, our only chance, it's a shame, it's such a shame...

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It's the only way user

The fact that people here unironically think the right side of that image is actually fulfilling is a joke.
Sex won't fix your shit life
A gf won't fix your shit life
Parties won't fix your shit life

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Stop using that word. "they" want you to use it and you actually do it like a good goy. KYS

this desu. Been there done that; even before I started working out. Fun for a while but lacks substance. Went out last night and had 4 girls show interest in me, but went home to sleep, feeling tired. Usually make out witha chick or two on a night out.

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i can't commit sudoku because i care about my siblings too much
i've convinced myself that i want to see how the world pans out

i cant. imagining someone caring about me is too unrealistic

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While I can imagine girls getting interested about me, I also know they might get dissapointed pretty quickly before I get any real chance.

2bh i can't even imagine it. I mean it seems so unrealistic in my case that even my imagination fails me this time.

the leaf knows

Having a girlfriend is something i can't imagine, asking someone who has never and will never have a gf how he thinks it'd be like is like asking a blind person to describe what color is like

Nobody says that sex alone would fix absolutely everything. But the thing is that in addition to all the shit that is already happening in our lives we also lack sex.
Like if each thing that can make your life better is worth 1 point than we have one less point than those who at least have regular sex and relationships.

Lol bruh I have a girlfriend and am staying at her place

I honestly cannot even imagine it, and that's why I will never have one in my entire life

>the incel projecting again
Yeah

>tfw qt trad virgin gf
Feel good. Doesnt fix your life problems but it helps a lot when there is somebody to hug you and fug you when you need it, or even just to show you that you can genuinely be loved. It does wonders to your sanity level

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haha who'd want that

Already do, shit gets boring.

this girl looks like my shrink

anyone follow her on instagram?

What's a gf?

>his gf has snapchat
>his gf is a social media addict

Having a gf who doesnt care about social media is such a good feel its unreal. double dated once and it reminded me of the sheer number of photos chicks take when they go out, we couldnt eat our food for a solid 10mins.

It's so unrealistic, I can't even imagine it in any serious context. I just imagine sex, and fap to it.

Well, I do have one, but the worst of all...

>tfw she is not a total qt like OPs pic

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This. Found true happiness when i worked on myself. Exercised, studied harder, worked harder. When the hard work began to pay off life was infinitely more enjoyable. It was also in this period that i found myself a great partner. If youre not happy with your own life why do youthink a girl would be happy to share in that misery? Improve yourself until you look in the mirror happy and the rest will come naturally

>I just imagine sex

Kinda overrated, tbqh.
It is really a blast for the first times (especially losing virginity) but after you fucked a girl for the 100th time it just becomes a thing you do. Even a thing you do not want to do if you are tired, ill, stressed...

Sure, I can understand that, but it's like saying "hey, food is overrated - I eat it every day and it's not that great" to a man who's never eaten before.

Why are argies so butthurt about everything?

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and if you don't instalike her new profile picture on facebook she will accuse you of not actually loving her

>tfw a leaf makes an amazing post
What the fuck is going on?

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>imagining having gf
>handholding
>petrify inside a dream from fear of showing wrong reaction
>wake up
>cry

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unironical kino redpill is fucking your sister. no relationship bs but sex any time you want.

>Sex won't fix your shit life
>A gf won't fix your shit life

Not completely true, tho.
Losing virginity and having a gf takes a lot of pressure out of social contacts. I myself was always really scared that some friends, classmates or family starts to talk about relations, sex what so ever and I get embarassed because at some point everyone will understand that I am a virgin loser.
After having a long relationship and having sex I am way more relaxed when meeting people and social anxiety got way, way better. You get a lot more confident, can keep eye contact, are way more open because you have nothing to hide... just behave like a full human bean in social situations.

I have zero friends , no job and psychological problems.

this is simply the truth.

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