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Back from the bottle shop, beer in hand.

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Theyre internet gay

Shoulda bloody got me some
Now I'll have to fight my lazy bone urges

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i'm not hearing anything

Turn your sound up, vocaroo likes to quiet anything I upload

>Shoulda bloody got me some
I did, I just forgot to drop them off...
I'll drink them for ya.

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I can't really understand what you are saying

>vocaroo likes to quiet anything I upload
turn up your mic volume in the flash settings

Bit bloody rude of you
Maybe I'll order some fish and chips and not share them with ya

What the frick?
You can't do that!

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Phoneposting= no flash settings to alter
Ok ok I'll buy some but "forget" to drop them off, just like you did

>Phoneposting
no idea why you'd do this you silli billi

You're just gonna forget on purpose and thats not cool!

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Im a wonderful silly billy
That's why someone out there loves me...right?

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a certain someone from the alps certainly does

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>from the alps
It took me a while to click..
I thought you were talking about our bloody alps.

Oh really? I wonder who that is. I hope they engage in delightfully autistic activities and don't mind my oddness, whoever they are

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>It took me a while to click..
Nothing new then

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NEVER coming back here again!

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See you in 5 mins

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Ha!
I never left!

And I've finished my first beer.

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You cheeky bugger
I would have NEVER guessed that you were still here!

I'mma trickster alright!
But serious you are gonna drop off some fish and chips right?
I'll be expecting you here in about 4 and a half hours.

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I'll consider it

Excellent.

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I wonder how much thrust faulting has occurred on the swiss alps.... I wonder if I could get a certain someone to help me see if we could make more

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Just got back, hello everyone! how are your days going?

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I'm sure that certain someone would more than willing to help with your research.
Heyo.
I'm good buddy, having a few drinks, hows your day going?

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fish and chips sounds wonderful, for me tonight it's pizza and beersies

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Good! relationship between me and my mom is getting less awkward since... what happened yesterday

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I wanna bite that belly tbqh

>for me tonight it's pizza and beersies
Same!
Minus the pizza.
Have more than a few beersies with us.
I wasn't there for that but I read what happened...
at least she took it well enough, although I couldn't imagine the talk you two would've had.

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Just fuck her already

I need to depill my skirt :(

Well it sounds like your parents are fairly supportive

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We've talked and she seemed... okay with it. "It's fine if they make you feel good" were the words

she's a boomer, so no

are yours? cute skirt btw

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And you dont think this will ever come up again? Or that her opinion of you changed?

I mean she offered to help me even, she probably just thinks it's a phase

Or she's just playing along with the crazy so he doesnt blow his brains out

She knows i'm mentally ill as hell already. Doubt she thinks much else other than that

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Well at least she didn't disown you.
Thats the best thing you can hope for.

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god bless liberal parents

If she knew you were ill why would she want you to keep being a freak instead of bettering yourself if shes not afraid of how unstable you are?

I'm not cross dressing so what opinions they may or may not hold towards crossdressing are irrelevant desu

>tf super conservative parents
Thank god I don't dress up like a girl otherwise I would probably be beaten to death.

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Because it makes me feel good, and she wants me to feel good

gotcha

>he doesn't just do it in secret
lol faggot

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if only they knew what perversions youd like to perform on innocent smolbois

If they have any sense they wouldnt do that
Strangling would leave all the organs unharmed so some people deserving of life could enjoy them
So does crack, but I guess youre already a drug addict. If your parents are any indication it seem being liberal correlates well with being apathetic

>but I guess youre already a drug addict
huh?

I might be condusing you with someone else, this place is filled with broken people!

reminder to filter the mongol shitposter

I'd much rather take advantage of the ones in girls clothes than dress in them myself.
They never will!

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i'll scream so loud chch will be able to hear me

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>tfw no one to take advantage of me while i'm in girls clothes

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Fattie, do you think your a pack leader looking out for the enfeebled retards?
No matter how undeveloped they are, they arent kids

>showering with friends after swimming
>get a boner and they can all see it

Fucking hate it when this happens

Then I'll just have to gag ya.
I'm sure you'll find someone you can trust soon enough.

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I have someone in mind but i don't know if he likes smol bois

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that'll at least contain it to the village... what will your parents thing tho?

such a scandal!

Who here /Melbourne/?

I need to get my dick sucked off so bad

Don't think any of us are from there tbqh
Try /soc/ or something

>implying australians post here

I need my dick sucked too! Is your mom divorced?

Do you just?
Well drop a few hints here and there, see how he responds.
You'll be the one screaming, not me.
They will be none the wiser.

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God morgon. Bit tired.

>You'll be the one screaming,
i know... i promise you i'll make my moans carry through the gag

I have desu, he thinks it's a joke
>tfw just want to be gagged by a qt boi already

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Hey are you a nigger

Morning. Day treating you well?

Why would I be that? Sveedish.

morning desu

don't respond to the finn

write a full sentance

stop hijacking ausnz threads you dumb twink

no u

I just got up and I'm feeling pretty sick. It's Midsummer and really nice weather with clear skies for once so that sort of makes up for it. No celebrations for me this year though. ;__;

Morning. And just one more time, okay?

>sentance

Why no celebrations? ;-;

Yes, but she's a pensioner so unless you are into super old folk I wouldn't recommend it

I take it that your deflection means your a turdie immigrant. Pinsamt

If you watch me i will be

you gonna go work out soon desu

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Then who the fuck posts here

Are you going to have matjessill today?

just gays and comfy people

sometimes there are even comfy gay people

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A post-national general, well done Great Satan

Hey we have like 2 australian posters
Mostly kiwis, some Europeans and a couple of Americans.

I'll hold you to that promise.
Oh...
Well that sucks.
Was it your Canadian friend you were talking about wee bit back?

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>Hey we have like 2 australian posters
i think the mental one got put back in the hospital

karenposter has been at camp

owo

Nah, different dude. He knows that i like girls clothes but idk if he has the gay

Seriously nigger, write an entire sentence in Swedish longer than 6 words

karenposter is back

me and him watched some astolfo stuff together so i know