/brit/

lol

Hate Friday half-days at work. I still have to get up at the crack at dawn and do the runt commute but then I only spend two minutes at work before it’s time to go home again.

passports exist so you can be recognised abroad not so you can pretend to be some chimerical freak of nature

Don't think this is your standard faggot mate looks like a fucking zombie

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cba

>there’s no oestrogen in the wate-

that's a woman

cant even tell anymore

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looks like one of those mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes

faggot

morning all

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>Beneath the Planet of the Apes

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visiting your heritage, yanktoid?

It looks like something from fucking Futurama mate

might post my cocky

sure you can
use your eyes and your noggin

Why cannot we just declare these mentally ill retards, as such, and lock them up in an institute?

Virgin freaks seething as per

>that 30 year old boomer who learns how to tell trannies apart

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they have to be a direct danger to themself or others

>learns how to

it's an inherent ability most humans who aren't complete brainlets have

>it's an inherent ability i learned in safe school

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youtube.com/watch?v=rKl9yh5QToY

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business idea: hapa goth gf

being a brainlet has quite literally nothing to do with not being able to tell females and females apart
in fact you could say that since it's a sign of the ol' 'tism then intelligent people mate less likely to be able to tell males and females apart

Friday means fish and chips

fucked it (teicebut i care not

are you having a stroke?
do you need help?

done mate

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no i'mbr fkinrnr
nothhdkng wrogmng witrnk me

Wish someone would help me stroke

He's just a bit French.

Big fan of this thread

good lad but for me, tonight, it's barbeque.

New thread

Going to buy my daily calories: 8 pastries and a prepackaged salad.

wanked twice last night and twice this morning
this girl i so hot i came when she was still clothed

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Have you seen the ex-porn star that is the face of Russia 2018?

>20y olds who talk about getting married and having babies
you gonna take on breastfeeding duties too?

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I'm actually a lanklet with a cancerous metabolism.

not even the best gdp girl although she's hot. They seem to find some real stunners.

boomer-resentment

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I got banned for shitposting on /sp/ but i'm back now lads whats going onnnn

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did far too much md last weekend
still having mood swings and depressive episodes

for me its heterosexual big tits sex in the pussy
xvideos.com/video470836/teen_18_years_of_age_

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Oooooooh you're arddd

[GETS025] We Negotiated Some Fucking With A JD Hostess Princess!! These Simple Girls Were Lured By The Excitement Of A Big Money Part Time Job, And By Dangling The Hopes Of Extending Our Play Time And Calling On Them Again, We Wrangled Some Fun Time That Was Off Limits And Found Out That These Babes Were Secretly Hot And Horny Sluts Who Would Let Us Creampie Them!!

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hr lady keeps ignoring me
fuck you veronica

a classic

whether you prefer boobs or butts is unironically a serious political question in the modern world

My old gaffer used to say tits were for bairns

Completely agree with him tbqh

[SDDE291] New Law Enactment Article Number 25 Beginning Tomorrow Women Are Required To Handle The Sexual Needs Of Men.

>butts
FOY

>xvideos.com/video470836/teen_18_years_of_age_

Find that production highly immoral. What sacrilege!

Is this from the UK Surpreme Court twitter by any chance?

the Jews want people to prefer butts so they can keep the boobs for themselves

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[HUNTA124] My Big Brother's New Wife Used To Be My Favorite Sex Worker! But My Brother Doesn't Know Anything! The Former Sex Worker And My New Sister-In-Law Feared I Would Reveal Her Secret, So She Put My Dick In Her Mouth To Keep Me Quiet! And I Get To Do What I Couldn't Do Back Then, Go All The Way!

State mandated gfs? Nice

am a chebs man through and through

Passed first year with a FIRST

I study Law and think that's a massive achievement tbqh, currently looking at better Universities I can transfer to

But boobs are ultimately useless. Butts do the work.

proper need Ai Uehara to sit on t'noggin

nah just did far too much md last weekend

we're in love with each other lads!

watch out lads looks like /brit/'s resident hardman is here

She said she can't feel her face, right now I can't feel my heart
For your feelings there's no place, but she knew that from the start
You and I were made of glass, we'd never last
You and I were made of glass, we'd never last
Meant to die, we moved fast and then we crashed
You and I were made of glass, we'd never last

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every day sit here I get weaker
every day the Thot squats in the gym her bum gets stronger

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[HUNTA116] My Suddenly New Mother Is Hungry For My Cock(About 18cm)! When My Father Got Re-Married, I Suddenly Got A Hot New Mommy! To Be Honest, She's Not A Good Match For My Dad! And They're Pretty Far Apart In Age Too! So Anyway, My Mother-in-law Doesn't Seem To Be Too Satisfied With Her New Sex Life, And I Get The Feeling She's Looking At Me With Lustful Eyes…

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nah

well done la soon you'll be living in london in a stingy flatshare with your worthless bit of paper barely earning enoguh to get by

>transfer
Don't ruin everything. Just continue with your nice first throughout.

who /cheeky/ here?

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gott strafe england

[HNJC005] This Fucked Up Wife Has Kids But She Still Can't Control Her Lust And Continues To Repeat Her Acts Of Infidelity, Over And Over Again, In Her AV Debut Airi Ichimatsu

Feeling weird today

Don't get what poor sod wastes his life drawing all these memes. Must be a really pitiful existence.

When did you realise you were worthless?

Mine was when some stupid Mormon on the street asked what makes me happy and I just sort of stood there silently, realising I couldn't remember the last time I felt truly happy in life.

legs > bum > boobs

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[ARMG-282]The Hot Rumor Is That This Little Devil Will Ride You Like A Horse At This Horsey-Style Massage Parlor And Her Raw Panties Are Filled With The Warmth Of Her Pussy And It Just Feels Way Too Good

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alri

Are these jap porno titles

Thanks lad, not going to London though
I'm only transferring to a better Rustler group

why do you assume that everyone on /brit/ is as pathetic as you?

not very nice

[EBOD540] E-BODY First Time Shots: This Barely Legal Teen In Glasses Is Practically A Virgin – Nobody Else Has Seen Her G-Cup Beautiful Tits! She Looks Chaste, But Inside Her Lurks A Raging Secret Slut! Miki Sanada

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tits are aristocratic
bum is democratic

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