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Fastest gun in the East edition

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it was the best of times

IT AIN'T ME

reckon i was rasputin in a past life

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Russia's greatest love machine

gto dylsexai

just got diagnosed with jaundice

The cuckboi buys you a one-year recurring monthly donation to Planned Parenthood for Valentine’s Day. (It will outlast your relationship with him by 11 months.)

The cuckboi loves to whisper sweet nothings in your ear while he fucks you, his favorite being “Bernie would’ve won.”

The cuckboi is a card-carrying member of the Democratic Socialists. He accidentally grabs the card instead of his AmEx when you’re going Dutch on your first date.

The cuckboi is a male feminist who makes fun of male feminists who publicly identify as male feminists. It’s confusing.

The cuckboi tells his girlfriend he loves that she doesn’t shave her armpits, but is secretly glad she shaves her legs.

The cuckboi knows that bragging about being good at eating pussy is lame, so he brags about eating ass instead.

The cuckboi wants you to know that while he listens to Justin Bieber (ironically), he also reads Maggie Nelson (very seriously).

The cuckboi understands that there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, unless you’re eating pussy.

The cuckboi is progressive because he wears athleisure he bought in the women’s section at Forever 21.

The cuckboi drinks whey protein because he wants to be swole enough to beat up Nazis—not because he wants to look good.

The cuckboi went to the Women’s March, but he didn’t post about it because he didn’t do it for the likes. He’s genuine.

The cuckboi thinks dating apps are lame; he prefers the hunting ground of Twitter, where he slides in the DMs of sad Twitter girls with: “I swear I never do this. I just love your pinned tweet SO MUCH.”

The cuckboi has no idea what you mean when you reference “locker room talk.” He was a theater kid.

The cuckboi is writing a novel about a dystopian future in which there are no men (except one, his main character, loosely based on him—who fucks, lovingly of course, all of the women left on the planet).

yeah that's why god reincarnated me to be a virgin because i've just had too much sex in my past lives

3 down and not compelled to read the rest

just got diagnosed with Judaism

have an exam in two hours and i only got an hour of sleep lads

just got diagnosed with virginity

Friday night, first logic puzzle completed. Time to relax by sperging

picking some fruit

alri Anthony

>ban got lifted

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Fendiman fendiman fendiman
Fendi fendi fendi ya
Fendiman fendiman fendiman
Flexin' with my fendi sign
Fendiman fendiman fendiman
Fendiman fendiman fendiman fendiman
Fendiman fendiman fendiman
Fendi ya ya ya

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Friedman
Friendman
Friend man

Made a date for Saturday. Got a long running date each Sunday.
Weekend is full (Friday night is my 'me' time haha)

alri turt

holy shit lads we spent two hours talking about getting married yesterday

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are you literally 15

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Big fan of this thread

all in here

Go on, chuck is a link then

what went wrong

any CP man in?

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farty brappy bumhole

anyone remember cuckio?

aye love cheese pizza

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insane in the membraaaane
INSANE IN THE BRAIN

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so what's her art then? painting? writing? music? sitting in boxes?

Ngl played the shite out of this as a bairn

business idea: dating website that will match you with a partner from another race for the goal of creating a true earthoid offspring in the future ( 1/4 negroid, 1/4 caucasian, 1/4 mongloid, 1/4 australoid)
as intended by our intelligent designers

just realised that islam is like island but with m on the end instead of nd

Sitting in boxes

think of the biggest poo you can imagine

why do all the autistic runts who post shite from twitter only post yank shit
very weird

*Caucasoid

nice

message her "elle you smell"

enjoying a nice friday in the garden? i think not VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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weak

Why are Americans so cringey on tinder

It’s the same with Aussie birds, they put the queerest shit up and pretend to be some weathered traveling artist bohemian tramp when really they’re just some spoilt brat traveling with mummy and daddy’s cash

Makes my blood boil

kek

dogs fucking barking
car alarm fucking blaring

these fucking headphones are getting toasty

eat yer taters la x

gardening pensioners are the most powerful race during weekdays you should be in work

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>going outside during the day
it's like you want to get skin cancer

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Cringe

Literally everything you people say makes me recoil with embarrassment, who the fuck calls spuds or potatoes ‘taters’? Seriously just get the fuck out of my sight you mutant

just blast the soundsystem

>Hey user, do you wanna play chess?
>I'll warn you because I'm pretty good
>makes two moves in a row

What do you do?

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women are a meme

>you should be in work

it's friday afternoon you toilfreak

just wear a coat

Taters! Boil em mash em stick em in a stew!

very quiet by me today for a change. at least 75% of the people in the village I live in are retired, all they do is garden work.

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challenge her to a game of strip chess

i'm quite cringeworthy imo

360 walk away

can't believe i linked the new at 230 and no one even called me out on it

I am the /brit/ chess grandmaster. She'll rue the day she ever played chess with me...

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cracking personality dawlin'

agreed

fucking boomers and coffin dodgers aroooooooooo

taters

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good post

lord of the rings, or as I've taken to calling it, lord of the soy

mummy want milk

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pls go back, you're not welcome

Hahah her tits are shanghai ahahahhha lmaoooo shanghaiiii Ching Qing Dinh Dong my name cow titsssss I live in.... SHANGHAI! Ahahhahahha hahahah fucjing hell

was goinng to make a good post but forgot it after

The A Level students have finished all their exams today..

Which means it'll be fucking 18 year old female carnage out in town today, tomorrow and throughout the week.

Stock up on johnnies boys, and prepare to transmit some STDs

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*rides out to face them*
youtube.com/watch?v=z9D71pQaTnc

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>youtube.com/watch?v=m4kF43L1gFc

>combined with an old WoW PVP video

simpler times lads

Street shitting tramp

milk factory just arrive

bomb lobbing terrorist

now this is cringe

>having sex

erm, where do you think you are

worrying you know the dates a level students finish their exams tbqh

Major cringe

Absolute freak mate do one

Fucking hell I hate remainers more every day

Jow Forums has no archive as we speak

Just remembered cuckio

all set and ready to go. Think I'll make it on sunday

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glad I'm not at work tonight
something about confident, happy young people enjoying themselves and getting laid makes me very sad as I never experienced such things back then.

virgin freak

The famed ‘tism... I see it now

fantastic post
*snap*

might get back into airfix as a hobby

not nice, apologize to the poor virgin

go on unilad