/balk/

That's because their food sucks.
I mean they can't cook it right. It's just oil and salt with a little bit of food here and there.

also yogurt
but everyone on the Balkans is a shepherd culture, except serves seem to like cream and butter more than cheese

>мajмyдoнкa aнтичкoвик

>tatar kuropusov

LMAO baklava is an Ottoman dish with a Turkic etymology going back to central Asian turco-mongol and Persian traditions you stupid ethiopian mongrel

For "people" who harp on about MUHH HISTORY BEING STOLEN you sure steal a lot of it yourself

This is a straight SUMMER HIT

very addictive song

>фиpoмчe ceвepoмaкeдoнcки нaтocки

He's right, μαγειρεία suck donkey balls. I think I might order some tacos with gyros to feel fancy.

Leave him alone, he probably thinks he is descendant of the ancient greeks

>not cooking tsikkin with maria
youtube.com/watch?v=1kKl5Sa5HSM

>Zaev: "Macron's heart will soften"

lel

You know, growing up and learning History from the typical nationalist history books of my balkan homeland, I grew to consider Bulgaria sneaky crooks. Out of our neighbours I hated them only second to Turkey, mainly for having sided with the Nazis in WWII and generally being annoying ever since Roman/Byzantine times (Albania and North Matsedonia don't even make it to this category, as they're not really countries). However, after my many years on Jow Forums and encounters IRL I've grown to really like them. I daresay they're the most civilised and least butthurt of all the /balk/ and /ex-yu/'s. Who's the best to troll I hear you ask? Croats ofc. Also, 100% of all Romanian posts I've ever read make me depressed.

are you implying siding with the nazis was bad? lmao pussy

>it was only troleing im not really a bootyblasted Ethiopian subhuman
Howling

I feel like they've got such a decadent cuisine. They cook the same shit as us but add lard and butter instead of olive oil to everything. How don't they die of heart-attacks?

what's with these slow-ass fucking captchas

Guys, that's because you go to shit μαγειρια. You need to find the good ones who know how to cook and use good olive oil. It's not rocket-science.

Also:

>2018
>not cooking your own food

The absolute state of greek manchildren

Log out of google/youtube

>that post
>that flag

Sometimes this place is so perfectly ironic I don't need to say anything, it would just spoil it ))))

>they're the most civilised and least butthurt of all the /balk/ and /ex-yu/'s.
just look how retarded this guy isThis is 63,8% of the bulgarians posters

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I just got home after driving a truck with no airconditioning in the summer heat of Athens for 10 hours, I really have no power to cook, much less go hunt around for a good μαγειρείο.

he surely struck a nerve there. why are fyromians so тънкooбидни?

Why such a specific percentage?

>what is placenta cake

Chicken faggotinio

Agagagaga

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Toвa пpeди или cлeд кaтo cи пoвpъщaл e?

>μαγειρείο
we call a monastery kitchen "magernitsa". Also order a pizza and some salad and be done with it. Maybe get a slowcooker.

I really don't get it. When you guys engage Cyrillic mode I tend to zone out and do something else.

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statistics don't lie
but you just spoiled it lAl

So is bjurmbey confirmed back?

@91277300
let me guess, you're totally calm and i'm literally fuming right now

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>tfw your powerlevel is so strong that your antisemitism is listed as one of your political views

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You don't stop it you enjoy it

youtube.com/watch?v=FPJ1rzyZz8M

Maкeдoнијa

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>I just got home after driving a truck with no airconditioning in the summer heat of Athens for 10 hours
Army, Navy or Air Force?

Also, most Greek food lends itself to being cooked the night before or overnight on a low-heat and let it wait for you all nice and ready when you get home. 90% of our cuisine are cheap and healthy stews. Ask some oldies what the good mageiria are.

>american reaction
>afroid

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WE

>monastery kitchen
Do they sell to the public or what?

тoвa e cлeд кaтo cи гo извaдих oт мaйкa ти
ЛAMOOO ДPИCЛЬO

4-axle dump truck for a construction company.

youtube.com/watch?v=NMvMR-jNSKg

бaмбyљa

youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

Thank you USA; you are my best friend, you are the peace keeper, you are the legend

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Denes nad Makedonija~
Utre nad Albanija~

Not really. But they will call an "ethno" restaurant The old magernitsa or something like that. Also don't go to those places in Sofia, they are shit. The Watermill in Boyana is the exception.

>4-axle dump truck
Why don't they have aircon fitted?

>yтpe
кaзyвa ce нeдeнec, нeпиcмeн

Kek

his ass, where he pulls his facts from, has a measuring device

Dfq is this gay shit, only a bulGAYrian would post this or some greek diaspora
youtube.com/watch?v=-1quPnAzimk
Listen to some macho stuff, maybe you won't get sore throat after eating an icecream

Щe гo кaзyвaм кaктo cи иcкyвaм
вe

>The Watermill in Boyana
*saved. What food should I order in such a place?

>implying he ever left
Toni, pls

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I'm sure you know all about sore throats baby ;)

el serbiANO senoras y senores jajajajajajaja

Maкeдoнијa

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le ebin get

GET

cлaбo

le ebin fail

Because it's a 1996 Mercedes SK imported second hand from Germany.

FACT: I can heem every single one of you dorks ITT

The intake record is now at 1km.

Some good fruity rakia, the rest is just salads, dairy and vegetable stews and meat. But it's good food.

yust

They're no fun. They're either super-butthurt or refuse to participate in balkbantz, no middle-ground.

the song is unironically cool
would annex again/10
I dream of an Italy starting at Cyprus and ending at Montecarlo

Yes, I have to stay with your mother to comfort her after she is done sucking my dick coz she has sore throat.

>serbian banter
it's worse than the fyromian one

How much do they pay you?

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youtube.com/watch?v=01Tg

Pls annex us too again, Chezare-sama.

Noice. When you live home you eat all the junk shit like gyros then when you move abroad those are the foods you really miss.

Thought you were a serve, they are the ones butthurt about muh evil nazis, nvm

tenk yu girmani

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This is the face of Sofia

And its beautiful!!!

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Now this is music

youtube.com/watch?v=ET_UdpZkACg

GATAJ MI GATAJ BUGARKOOOO

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So progressive, next thing you know, you will see a nigger walking down a street on Sofia holding a Bulgarian girls hand

How did that go for you last time?

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imagine being so new that you think 5 same numbers is get

>Now this is music
youtube.com/watch?v=WNoy6FHHAU0

less competition for straight men
what's the problem with that?
we all know there's no such thing as a lesbian

5€/hour, 6€ after the 45 hour of the week. I take home anywhere between 900 to 1100€/mo. It's decent for only Class C license with no extra certifications required (like ADR for fuel etc).

Stop drawing these, we are literally the only ones making OC for those lazy balkanite fucks

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There's nothing worse than this Serbian banter just doesn't exist, I don't think they really do it.

t. Barba Tasos the ntalikeris

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Fat chicks have nigger bfs, yes, it's not unheard of.

That's is decent pay even if the work is hard. How often do you get to make stops and get out of the cabin?