/brit/

>joe rogan is a manlet
welp, never watching him again

More like Yorkshite

don't care

I tell the ladies at the bar that I graduated from Oxford, little do they know it was Oxford Brookes.

The niggers are underperforming at the world cup.

Le pacey negro meme and its propagators on suicide watch.

wow......

I stole a spoon from a plane like this once

friend of mine went to brookes
said it was actually okay
only bad part was the bullying from the oxford students

Yeah I can
Piece of fucking piss pal

don't want to go to bed with wet hair you see

Whites LOSING

the only goyim scripts worth reading are the economist and the FT

Oh no, the nigerians scored
come on iceland

>it says here you spent five years as a "Parpnaught"
>how do you see those skills translating here at Gregg's

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(YOU) on suicide watch.

yeah it is.
really a very simple technique.
always find it weird how many people need a bottle opener to open a beer.
where you from btw?

Like to imagine a little ‘bing’ sound play whenever someone uses the n-word in here - as if I’ve gotten Exp because every time I see it used I feel more and more superior to you lot

>POOCELAND

>w-w-whites are superior

When she looks at me and laughs
I remind her of the fact
I'm the king of Rock & Roll
Completely

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>Wearing jewellery

p*pist scum

*runs through the thread on my hind legs, clutching a large ham in my front paws and squealing hysterically*

cheeky

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Sussex
Any more precise is highly doxxable I’m afraid

live each day like it's my last lads

ive already defeated the thread in argument wow keep digging that hole when u are less smart than me becaue reduce inteligrn and al th ta i like cat look at this video i find the first 10 seconds particularly amusing:

youtube.com/watch?v=-bxxAO8exFA

youtube.com/watch?v=-bxxAO8exFA

youtube.com/watch?v=6mHTNmRpysg

Got 80 quid of free bets lads i just want it in real money, whats a safe bet to put it on

>Sussex
west sussex represent

Still more expensive than a meal deal no thanks

why are cats afraid of water lol?

how soon do you want it and what's your lowest return expectation

lay it off on betfair you mongoloid

yeah third world heat

football might be coming home

what's the difference between west Sussex and east Sussex?

got called racist in the greggs™ sex shop lads

they can't swim?

they no like the wate aha

According to John Bradshaw, Ph.D., the Foundation Director of the Anthrozoology Institute at the University of Bristol and the author of Cat Sense, there’s more to the phobia than just matted fur: Cats may have an ancestral fear of getting wet. “Domestic cats were descended from Arabian wild cats,” he says. “Their ancestors lived in an area with very few large bodies of water. They never had to learn how to swim. There was no advantage to it.”

A cat’s displeasure extends to the physical sensation of being doused. According to Shaw, an oily coat doesn’t shed water easily, making it hard for them to return to a dry, warm state quickly. Cats are also used to feeling nimble—in water, their motions become sluggish.

Not all species of cat avoid swimming, however. The van cats that live near the shore of Lake Van in Eastern Turkey are reared to dive in as kittens, with their mothers nudging them in. There’s also the paradoxical behavior of many cats who look at trickling faucets with what appears to be awe. Some dip a paw in the stream; others begin to drink from it.

the clips of pet lynxes/bobcats screaming they play on JRE are legit creepy. like an audio version of the uncanny valley

slipped on stairs and (almost) burst my bollocks. resting a cornetto on it as i speak.

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>warning: not suitable for cooking from frozen

me: bangs it in the oven for an hour and job done lmaooo

odds on you remaining a virgin for the next year

*poof*
there it goes, your entire post hidden in a single click of a button

you're the cat and the bath is my intellectual valour

pull up that shit jamie

Administrative

Well, you can build a port on east Sussex and build more holdings, but you need to watch out for marauders

This is the CK2 thread right

yots was pretty good 2bh

microwaves have a defrost setting you mong

sneed

utterly based

Will we ever get a good Ayn Rand movie? I fucking loved Atlas Shrugged and Objectivism is god-tier ideology, but the movie of Atlas Shrugged sucked.

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Never mind lads they expired after a week and I didnt use them

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any men of valor man in
earliest game i remember playing seriously rather than messing about

hello fellow nigerian

youtube.com/watch?v=KOTap-sQhu8

at the pub with a universal remote turning off the tele every time it gets exciting haha apeshit

*snap*

stinks of virginity this post

Really, really, really, really, REALLY hope this is satire/ironic.

Any /Kara inek/ man in?

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been yonks since i read this crap but if you're into it and it's not just a phase, tell me what there's in that other than hyper-liberalism
otherwise snap indeed

Never bothered to read this. I don't read books written by females desu. Also, not a big fan of unrestricted capitalism

Prefer Frankenstein.

>I don't read books written by females desu

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HR lady finally called
turns out i utterly fucked it haha

No because the novels are inherently dull and awful

chortling at the thought of this virgin freak asking the bartender what brand and model the tv is so he can use calibrate the universal remote

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>Also, not a big fan of unrestricted capitalism

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Name a single good book written by them other than Frankenstein (that was mostly written by her husband, one of the greatest poets ever)

mentally ill yankoid sad case

Middlemarch

>that was mostly written by her husband
What's the evidence for this other than the fact that she was married to him?

Got reported to HR again lads

>exchange emails with colleague i don't know
>for one email he simply puts 'Lovely stuff'
>assume it's an Alan Partridge reference
>reply 'Butter my arse!'
>he fucking reports it

Jesus wept does no one have a sense of humour?

Harry Potter.

Boom there’s 7. You just got #owned you bigot.

*lands the county Runtland*
ah yes, I'm home lads

bell jar

*delves into the russian literature zone*

Ayn Rand runts in YOUR /brit/? It's more likely than you think. Stay vigilant

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sounds like a right wagecuck. sad

thats a standard skill every man should have

>tfw you can't get reported to HR because you work in HR

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>>reply 'Butter my arse!'

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Jane Eyre is probably the greatest novel in English Literature. It was written by Charlotte Bronte.

Women haven't had the opportunity to write for long anyway, so you can't expect them to be equals with men.

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are you a menopausal white lady?

my diary desu

you just outed yourself as a newcunt mate. embarrassing.