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Try 22 Year’s mate
Alas I bear the cross of phimo

How can I start talking to cowrokers who sit near me?

We've been around each other for a few weeks now but haven't really interacted much, I want to change that

lucky you

The world we be a much better place if the commies have revolted in the US instead of Russia.

The fetishisation of blacks on Jow Forums is really fucking weird. It's what happens you spend too much time on the internet and watching porn.

Khomeini is literally my idol

sue

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Start with small conversation that you can both relate to, usually something like a shared interest or complaint

>The weather's great!
>Ready for another day?
>Sorry I don't think we've been properly introduced

etc etc

Good luck!

they tried but had an attractive looking drum fit in office

blacks are fetishized in america just the same way. by everyone. everyone feels the need to prove how cool they are to hip black people

The K gf

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if male, talk about the footie, men love a girl they can talk to the footie about

if female, talk about love island or whatever normie show is on moni

good luck!

>Who I want to be like
Trajan
>Who I'm really like
Elagabalus

Release 4 voles under your desk before everyone gets to the office. When every one turns up and gets into working loudly proclaim 'By Jehovah, there's a vole under my desk!' then ask the others if they have voles under their desks too. Works every time. Has the added value of implying you have inherent value as you can differentiate a vole from a mouse. Also works with elephant shrews.

Hate myself and my face

it all comes down to looks

Absolutely mad to like Asian females

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mental how she will probably get killed if she doesnt act that way and most of her family are probably starving

sleep with him you dirty whore

dan the manly

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Mental that some of you lads enjoy anime

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why do niggers have yellow eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=IxDCfhahiPg

hehehehe

Why is it rare for blacks to have straight or curly hair?

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>why do niggers have yellow eyes

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>there is someone for everyone
>ugly women go for ugly guys!
>just keep waiting and stop worrying and you'll find that special girl

all of the above is bluepill false consciousness designed to neuter the rage of the incel, and turn him into an impotent soyboy/niceguy type cuck who is a useful idiot for feminism, playing on his nintendo switch, buying apple products and posting on reddit.

a cornered, angry animal is incredibly dangerous so society has constructed this false consciousness to placate virgin men while also absolving women of any responsibility for this situation. the facts are clear, we have twice as many female ancestors as male, women are hypergamous and would rather be in chads harem or marry their cat then settle for their looksmatch. women have a far more limited number of potential children so must maximise the genetic quality of each child to a far greater extent.

the incels that rise up and explode with rage have seen straight through the lie of the bluepill, and understandably want to punish society for it's insidious lies and double standards.

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Any parmo man in

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We're just ugly m8

I will literally stamp on the neck of anyone who bullies tim

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had a fight with the wife over which star war movie was the best and we were rolling around punching each other in the face and burping cause we're both really fat then both our dicks fell out and they wrapped around each other then our dad walked in and reminded us how much we truly sicken him and that was more or less the end of that

It's alright lad I have curly hair and I absolutely dread it

NEW RIGHT = SCIENTIFIC RIGHT

It drives the Left nuts that the New Right owns the scientific discourse, and that it's now clear progressivisms, in marxist pseudoscientific, feminist pseudoscientific, and postmodern pseudo-rational forms, are just another Religion.

They can't deal with the fact that New Right = Scientific Right.

JUst put effort in lad and you shoot up a few points and women like you

A year ago I got dumped for a complete cunt and now I have two girls on the go way hotter than I could ever have imagined.

I just made some simple changes. Weirdly, the more I've put into myself the more I've made friends easier too, life just becomes easier.

Hahaha might need to go on acutane lads

Eight men own the same wealth as the 3.6 billion people who make up the poorest half of humanity

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shut up you absolute fucking copelord
so fucking sick of you cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=fYTx1UhukyE
unwound lads

runt

>Elagabalus, barely 14 years old, became emperor, initiating a reign remembered mainly for sex scandals and religious controversy.
>Later historians suggest Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman religious traditions and sexual taboos. Elagabalus was supposedly "married" as many as five times, lavishing favours on male courtiers popularly thought to have been his lovers, and was reported to have prostituted himself in the imperial palace. His behavior estranged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike. Amidst growing opposition, Elagabalus, just 18 years old, was assassinated and replaced by his cousin Severus Alexander on 11 March 222.
>Elagabalus developed a reputation among his contemporaries for extreme eccentricity, decadence, and zealotry. This tradition has persisted, and with writers of the early modern age he suffers one of the worst reputations among Roman emperors. Edward Gibbon, for example, wrote that Elagabalus "abandoned himself to the grossest pleasures and ungoverned fury". According to Barthold Georg Niebuhr, "The name Elagabalus is branded in history above all others" because of his "unspeakably disgusting life".
>According to Cassius Dio, his most stable relationship seems to have been with his chariot driver, a blond slave from Caria named Hierocles, whom he referred to as his husband. The Augustan History claims that he also married a man named Zoticus, an athlete from Smyrna, in a public ceremony at Rome. Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes, depilate his body hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns, brothels, and even in the imperial palace.
>Herodian commented that Elagabalus enhanced his natural good looks by the regular application of cosmetics. He was described as having been "delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the queen of Hierocles".

powerful

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and they're not happier than the rest of us

based

antisocial neuroatypical virgin freak cope
grow up

£10 the kekistani poster is a half breed

If you're not Chad it's over

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>JUst put effort in lad and you shoot up a few points and women like you

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mad how high yank salaries are, you can get a literal meme degree and still land some $65,000/year meme job

meanwhile I'm here working in the neo-mines for £18k, fucking grim

be yourself, get a haircut, go to the gym, and most importantly of all be confident.

make your own happiness

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Can't change your ethnicity

Putin is the richest man in the world

arranged a date (sex) tonight but she's pushed it back to sunday now

on the day of our lord - not a happy bunny!

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Stay mad fellas

Why don't you get more money

Yeah but you have mandatory foreskin removals and have to be at least 50% non white

cause you got a shit degree

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yea but you have to live in america

>Just put in effort
mong

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shinebox university maybe

you can get paid well in this country too if you have the right connections

yet his name is a metal storage vessel full of faeces.

who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

at least he has nice skin

keep mogging myself

Best TV ever made

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post legs you tosser

I've caught a few girls mirin my traps and shoulders recently. Only when I'm wearing sunglasses though, since they cover up half my hideous face

i don't know
i don't know
i don't knowww
i don't knowww
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know and i don't got nothing to do with this
i don't know
i don't know
i don't knowww
i don't knowww
i don't know ya ask them, i don't know, ya gotta ask these guys, i don't know nothin' about that
*what does it say on the back of your chair there?*
well this is not my chair
this is not my chair
whoever told you that, this is not my chair
well this is not my chair
this is not my chair
whoever told you that, this is not my chair
well this is not my chair
this is not my chair
whoever told you that, this is not my chair
*it's your chair*
*it's your chair*
*it's your cha-chair*
this is not-not-not-not-not my chair

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Why toil for toilberg when you can toil for yourself?

post slags please lads

womp womp

looking at pictures of faeces on bing images

i get an absurd amount of pubes stuck under my foreskin, it's frankly ridiculous
try and go for a quick wank and end up half decapitating the poor thing

Yes but we spend it all on health care and McDonald's

There is no room for play in Islam … It is deadly serious about everything.
Speech in Qum, as quoted in "Portrait of an Ascetic Despot". Time. January 7, 1980. Retrieved on 2007-02-02.

correction: we're attracted to anything as long as an attractive guy does it

i only have 4 slags in my brand new slag folder please help me expando

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Find a penger ting

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there is a fine line between flirting and harassment - jaw line

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some kids got no time for playtime, some kids got no time for games

this but with a dabbing pepe

Feel like my attractiveness is directly proportional to how I feel. how can I stop getting cucked by chemicals?