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So here we are then, the lads edition

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still haven't watched the handmaiden yet

Do you think people are really ordering him food or are is he hallucinating?

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not exactly sure how the last three are rounded but still

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which colour is which empire?

To talk of the dimension of bottomlessness does not mean that we overlook this. The aim is rather to point to this dimension as a field on which all natural phenomena take on even more “truth” and even more “fact,” if one be permitted to express the transposition to the qualitative infinity of bottomlessness in this way. Indeed, this dimension is nothing other than the place where all natural phenomena emerge manifesting themselves as they actually are. We may call it the place where the concrete facts of nature emerge manifesting themselves as they actually are and possessed of greater “truth” than when they are ordinarily experienced as true facts; and the place where scientific truths emerge manifesting themselves as they actually are and possessed of greater “facticity” than when they are ordinarily thought of as truths concerning facts. Here the vérités des faits and vérités éternelles, as distinguished by Leibniz, are together on the same level and enjoy equally the ultimate qualification of being fact and being truth. They all are ultimately pragma and ultimately logos at the same time. But, to repeat, such a dimension of bottomlessness can only open up in a religious existence that accepts the universe as a field for self-abandonment and for throwing away one’s life; it can open only through the Great Death. Only in this way can the natural facts of the universe and the various forms of their truth be revealed as they really are. Only then can they stand as fact in the consummation of their facticity and as truth in the consummation of their truthfulness. When anything, be it empirical or scientific, “is,” its being always takesplace as a manifestation on the dimension of bottomlessness.

Unironically wish the Empire reformed in the spirit of cooperation and brotherhood

they're all not white anymore

anime

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what is going on AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeah mostly because you had Australia, a large, then useless, piece of land that was undiscovered at the time of the other empires. Ah yes.

any tips on getting over severe insecurities about my appearance

He lives in some house that has been split up into flats. The delivery man probably just tried the wrong door

The power of now by Eckhart tolle

just be yourself

get a haircut

>implying the same sort of thing can't be said about virtually every major large country and empire

get a clue

Exercise and be yourself

lose weight or put on muscle if you're a sad case sticclet

thanks ill check it out

>be me
>go see black panther on opening weekend
>movie theater PACKED with black people
>talking, dancing, yelling at the screen, blasting rap music on their phones before
>settle in to my seat in the first row
>whip out rotisserie chicken i snuck in
>black guy next to me nods
>"you alright white boy"
>movie starts, people go crazy
>im really enjoying the flick
>gets to the fight scene between killmonger and black panther
>I yell "DAT NIGGA BOUT TO GET DABBED ON"
>whole theater laughs in approval and acceptance of my joke
>black guy next to me "that's my man, you one of us brother"
>females start dancing down the aisles towards my seat, twerking in front of me
>"he cute"

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Today was just like yesterday, and tommorow will be just like today. A neverending strip of grey. The waves of neetdom keep crashing against the sore of my sanity but I stand firm, for now.

Hegel's concept of letting-go and digital detox

Actually....Dutch discovered it first, and there’s minor evidence Portuguese may have documented it even before them

need a Brit gf

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White Genocide is real and that's a good thing

*dabs on y'all nibbas*

start my job in the neo-mines on Monday
not looking forward to it
upset i won't be able to shitpost and wank all day
hopefully my soul won't be completely destroyed
hopefully i will manage my free time more effectively

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Fuck me why can't a write a post without making a typo. Oh well, just a little cherry of anguish atop this cake of suffering

mental how argentina tried to take us on in a war
especially mental since not only did they lose the war, but shattered any hope they had of gaining the falklands through diplomacy

alri chill out gogol

Disregard the spiritual shit and his claims to enlightenment (which cannot be verified). His stuff works despite that not because of it. It's like a guy showing you how to fix your car and saying btw I am an enlightened being. If it does fix your car, you'll just be like haha cool. Eckhart's stuff is the real deal.

I'm Italian

love to give this doggo a good massage

>he's here

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No it's not, but yes it would be.

Now you know

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LMAO REKT

Dream of one day being an international playboy like Alan desu

Listening to kero kero Bonito

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lol the american one is darker

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Alan, can I get a signed copy of your book, please?

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would not mind being crushed like a cantaloupe betwixt those thighs

I'm 5'6

beaut of a post this one

any of you lot speak another language

>Clue/Cue
>Grey/Gray
Absolutely barbaric language

have it on good authority that when ALAN makes it as an international playboy/hip-hop icon every regular /brit/ poster (excluding all y*nks) will be allowed to live in the massive ALANPAD in bangkok

about to have a massisve wank

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>Unironically wish the Empire reformed in the spirit of cooperation and brotherhood
>Rhodes wanted to make the British Empire a superpower in which all of the British-dominated countries in the empire, including Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Cape Colony, would be represented in the British Parliament. Rhodes included American students as eligible for the Rhodes scholarships. He said that he wanted to breed an American elite of philosopher-kings who would have the United States rejoin the British Empire. As Rhodes also respected and admired the Germans and their Kaiser, he allowed German students to be included in the Rhodes scholarships. He believed that eventually the United Kingdom (including Ireland), the US, and Germany together would dominate the world and ensure perpetual peace.

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Asked the girl in work out and she said “yeah, just add me on Google+”


Is she fucking with me or do people still actually use that?

made her fall in love with me and now i'm in love with her and i don't know what to do lads

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USED TO GET IT IN YOUR FISHNETS

NOW YOU ONLY GET IT IN YOUR NIGHT DRESS

Punched a wh*teoid today

Is it, dare I say, coming home?

smashing puss in bangkok

sicily

>so devastated by the irishman's astute observation that you start posting crude amerimutt edits of amerimutt memes

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Haha you got me

>He believed that eventually the United Kingdom (including Ireland), the US, and Germany together would dominate the world and ensure perpetual peace.
The USA did that all by itself though

something a 6th form insectoid who just finished his exams would post

haha hello mate

mad to think that's actually retro now

Womp womp

> house that has been split up into flats

Disgusted that this kind of thing happens. Fuck boomers.

just opened the app store and was met with a full-fucking-screen photo of this absolute gremlin jesus wept

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We've failed him lads

I'm a virgin

Selling wine lads want owt?

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runts need their cages

I think I would look good with a katana. Kind of like Vergil from dmc4

really wanted iceland to win
REALLY wanted to see the niggers get BTFO

she cute

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>muh Gallipoli

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this imagine hurts so much to look at, it's unbelievable

redpill: michael jackson was chemically castrated by his parents to preserve his voice

but that's not true at all
there hasn't been perpetual peace, no meaningful domination outside of "muh mcdonalds muh military bases", and china is about to eclipse you while we had them all impotently addicted to opium when we were in charge

aw mate i'd fucking love to live in italy
looks well piff

*hands you vip pass*

holy shit lads

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often thought of shagging historical/mythical persons

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>really wanted iceland to win
REALLY wanted to see the niggers get BTFO

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there's recordings of jackson in private and he's just got a normal black american voice
the high pitch was just part of his brand, had to put on the act

too many porn addicted virgin freaks in /brit/ these days

if there are any niggers in this thread, get the fuck out or else i'm going to find you and i will lynch you

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Wonder how the world would be if the USA stayed within the British Empire

too many autismoyank virgin freaks in /brit/ these days

But Alan
You are one

If America had corner shops it would literally be perfect

honestly dont know how you can be addicted to porn or unable to do nofap
i wank purely out of habbit or when im bored and could easily go without it