This thread is for the norwegian kin and curious foreigners to discuss the current state of Norway.
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Anthony Barnes
can norwegians understand danish and swedish?
Jace Bailey
Yeah, but the danish dialect is kind of hard to understand, despite they having almost the same way of writing/grammar.
Sebastian Sullivan
Hva inn i svart helvete er det du driver med? Den forrige har bare 136 brev og er på side 6.
Slutt å vær så forbanna dritt autist, antar du suger flere meter med neger tiss daglig
Liam Brooks
Det er ingen regler eller "Jow Forums -patrisiere" i denne tråden. Her gjor vi som vi vil.
Robert Peterson
Selvsagt.
Svensk er enkelt muntlig, og dansk skriftlig
Thomas Fisher
WE RESIST NAMEFAGGING AND ANIMEFAGGORTY!
Grayson Flores
What's Norway's opinion on Sweden and Denmark?
Jackson Turner
Justin Gomez
Denmark:
>Feels like our brother in spirit
>Same written language
>Different dialect, makes them foreign
>They're liberal AF
Sweden:
>Strange faces
>Always has the shortest dick in pissing contests
>The pig flees instead of the swede in pighouse jokes
>Midsommar
>Ikea
Henry Gomez
Why are you so based?
Caleb White
Hei
fucken groBe bruste
Dominic Scott
Erster für /deutsch/
Leo Long
War schneller, du Nudel
Jaxon Phillips
based
мнoгo based
have a nice thread lads
Grayson Martinez
I HOB KA OIDE!
So, wa ales. Sayonara matane!
Michael Wright
ANIMÉ
Landon Thomas
Welcome everyone! Do you have any questions about Norway=?
Daniel Diaz
how to get a norge qt
Carson Torres
thx Norway for based Apetor and virgin "varg"
John Barnes
Ach fickts eich doch
Gabriel Hill
Thought's on Varg's 88th child?
Ayden Davis
Just move here with a work visum from the EU, a 5/10 here is a 9/10 at your place, embrace!
Colton Bell
whats the landmass of norway
Isaiah Howard
good for him i guess but still i am worried that his kids will be kind of fucked when it comes to society
Noah Richardson
I wanted to go to Norway and take a train trip but my family talked me out of it and said "no you must go see the castles and Vienna, germany, Paris...etc"
Charles Turner
first we'd have to answer: what is OPs landmass?
Luke Davis
Please ignore the flag I`m not Norwegian
I`m traveling from country to country trying to absorb as much culture as possible.
Today I`m stuck by computer so i must do this online. So could you recommend any specific Norwegian websites, chans, forums, anything to see the reality of Norway?
Jordan Wood
385 203 km2
Zachary Morris
I think public schools are retarded but his views will definitely do a number on them I reckon, despite him being right like 90% of the time
Justin Thomas
I'm an american of norweigan heritage(1/56th)
I'm planning to come home to my hometown of Tromso, I don't speak any norweigan but I am learning.
I've been keeping the norweigan traditions alive here in the US, and I would like to find a nice norweigan wife to settle down with.
Wish me luck!
Jordan Jones
what is your landmass?
Justin Fisher
>right about 90% of the time
David Sanchez
noice, will do
Lincoln Perez
Cool dude, i can't recommened anything more based than this thread however.
My brother, you are of the same kin as me therefore i'll answer with honor. Tromso will settle nice with you brother.
Jaxon Lewis
I'm not a placenta cultist lol but he definitely has the edge on most things
He's just a strange person
Hunter Gutierrez
>Tromso
I wish I was part Norwegian too :(
Leo Parker
the only thing hes right about is that christianity isnt some huwh*te religion and how it infiltrated non christian nations and i guess its nice that he lives a simple life
Joshua Johnson
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Cameron Cooper
kvinneguiden.no
Benjamin Powell
It used to be a good town, but the local university ruined it.
Ian Howard
well that sucks
Matthew Nelson
"Give me your belongings, or i will take them by force..!"
Henry Rivera
We're full
Noah Mitchell
subhumans that should be castrated
Liam James
"Hahah! You think you can conquer me?!"
William Ramirez
How will a traveler to Norway who DESPISES seafood fare?
Luke Wood
Badly. We eat fish RAW here!
Camden Bailey
I thought Norwegians loved Danes, like legitimately loved them
Ryan Cooper
>tfw want to live in sweden or norway but don't want to get mogged by nordic megachads
Samuel White
I love danes, they are our brethrens despite them being another country.
Camden Perez
hvorfor gjor du dette med oss? Du driter ut alle nordmenn på dette brette. Værsåsnill slutt.
Connor Russell
>When you walk of the plane to Norway.
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Bentley Davis
Det er en ny tid. for alle.
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Sebastian Bennett
Adam Walker
Jeg er ganske patriotisk selv, men jeg er jo klar over at Norge ikke er så jævlig interessant at vi må ha en tråd dedikert til "sporsmålogsvar".
Det er bare jævlig kringlete.
Austin Williams
God kväll norskanons
Connor Anderson
Det er en tråd der alle kan bidra, lev med det.
Eli Butler
In Norway we lynch all niggers, kikes and dune coons. If you visit and you're black, you'll be killed before you can go back.
Michael Moore
God kveld brodir! Heil Odin og Freja!
Josiah Johnson
Luke Sanders
Not funny
Lucas Richardson
Ja vel din bæsj. Bare vet at vi vrir oss i senga hver natt.
Xavier Robinson
Kek, as a Somali-Norwegian I know that this is fake news. Your women loves me
Benjamin Phillips
Elijah Green
Vit at det er de beste av nordmenn som laver denne tråden. Vi er patriotiske, vi liker ikke tegneserier, vi vil Norge vel. Bli med da!
Thomas Miller
you have been misinformed. danes are executed on the spot if they tread on norwegian soil
Ayden Carter
Fuck Norway
t. Sigurd Hring
Anthony Jenkins
nei.
Thomas Perry
>poster en panda
Brody Smith
Nazidritt er faktisk verre enn japanske tegneserier
Nathaniel Garcia
Flott! Hva mener du da?
James Roberts
>han kan ikke forskjellen på en tiger og en panda
Joshua King
maremma maiala bucaiola avveletana
Dylan Ramirez
Det er en gepard din unge...
Ryan James
thought about learning either norwegian or polish. redpill me on norwegian.
Jace Johnson
Norwegian is like the easy version of deutch, polish is if you like to be shitfaced and want slav prostitutes to talk to
Aiden Foster
Norwegian is apparently one of the easiest languages for Germans to learn
Bentley Rogers
det er ihvertfall nærmere enn en panda.
Benjamin Gomez
i got a polish last name, i thought i'd capitalise on the meme. though i like poland and i like polish as a language, western slavic langauges in general. norwegian on the other hand seems like the most useful scandinavian language as there's some degree of mutual intelligibility to (literal) swedish and danish.
yea alongside with dutch lmao
Carson Garcia
You are always welcome to Norway!
Nathan Ross
yea you got a very pretty country and i definitely want to visit as soon as i can
tho for the language i'd love to hear a bit more. do you happen to know any good norwegian movies?
Nathan Powell
*dæbber på tråden din*
hilsen. Kårdgjengen og Animemafiaen
Logan Morgan
There ain't much good norwegian movies, though watch Max Manus, i'm sure it's supported on subscene.
Hudson Baker
Er dette anime tråden!?
Ryder Bennett
Eg er her for å oydelege threaden dåkkas. Gjer Noreg stort igjen ved å bruka norsk på det Nordiske "eg må drita" forumet.
Husk å drittbrev på norsk!
Christopher Johnson
if i kill myself now, will i be reborn in norway
Jackson Bennett
Du holder ikke Norge norskt ved å snakke dialekt. Her snakker vi Riksmål.
Bentley Miller
Hello lads. Scottish cunt here. Visited some family near Kirkenes and absolutely loved it. Want to move out there. So I got a job in Sweden climbing wind turbines. Company says they can put me in Norway. If I learnt swedish would it be make Norwegian easier? Hows the social side? Is meeting people/breaking into friend groups easy? Cheers lads
Austin Gonzalez
Killing yourself is a sin, so as a punishment you will be reincarnated as a Swede
Josiah Brooks
Drep deg selv.
Flåklypa, Max Manus, Kontiki, En ganske snill mann, Orions Belte, Kongens nei and kongen av bastoy. Most are historical movies. Cuz' that's what sells the most in Norway.
Aaron Gutierrez
All shit movies lol!
Henry Adams
;D
Levi Cox
i'd rather be Sven than p*Kka
Daniel Campbell
Elijah Johnson
eg snaka jo ikje sånn der engelsk eg då...
Parker Diaz
Justin Phillips
>Tromso
Det heit nu for faen Romsa og det e nu for hælvete ikkje nåkka jævla n*rsk by di jævla s*ringfette
Isaac Sanchez
well i only have muh dick
you can take it by force if you like, m'lady
Julian Collins