Greatest Man In Human History edition
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Xavier Fisher
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Kayden Cox
Just imagine.
Imagine being a cute young Icelandic woman. You are single because you cannot find a man on your tiny volcanic island.
World cup 2018
You watch your pathetic weak white bois struggle to a draw against Argentina. The media tells you that your players are heroes.
But you feel nothing. You see how sterile, how weak and how PALE they are with no melanin in their skin and NO melanin in their performance. You hear them worshipped as heroes but you just feel BORED
Then you watch them play Nigeria.
Something about the Nigerians excites you.
The flair they play with. The skill and speed of Musa. The dribbles and flicks of John Obi Mikel. The unforgettable scoring record of Alex Iwobi. Even the way the Nigerian fans celebrate, with drums and bodypaint, whilst your boring Icelandic fans clap their hands like a bunch of fucking BOYS celebrating a birthday party.
Then you start to imagine
You start to imagine Bjarnason getting his tight little hole brutally ripped apart by the giant thick black manhood of the Nigerian players. You think of Ighalo and Etebo taking their turns to punch holes in the cheeks of Gylfi Sigurðsson, bigger than the hole he punched in Evertons transfer budget. You think of the mighty volcanoes that erupt in Iceland and disrupt European air traffic, and how you wish that Volcanic ash would cover the white boys you know so they would resemble the Nigerian super eagles, with their perfect ebony skin and yam like scent. You see the sterile Icelandic tactics and are reminded of the sterile, boring sex you have with your Icelandic boyfriend, his skinny white ass barely moving as he thrusts, and you imagine how fun it would be to fuck a Nigerian man, he would spit in your face and choke you but it would be PASSION.
Your hand drops to your panties.
You feel bad for a second. After all, the Vikings were handsome right?
Yes they were, but they were actually West African, not European.
You start rubbing yourself.
Isaiah Bell
first for praise Kek
Charles Rogers
Landon Garcia
Any strong and powerful totally not a cuck Antifa man in?
Evan Nelson
bizarre and awful posts
Caleb Thompson
Josiah Sullivan
90% of americans have no foreskin
Jordan Hall
Colton Cox
Colton Turner
Sebastian Barnes
Jose Morgan
/snail mail/
Aaron Harris
Stop trying to fit in yank
Andrew Wilson
>5head and rattish face
dropped
Elijah Russell
never seen this one before quite good
Cooper Fisher
bizarre
Chase Parker
finna woke
Colton Diaz
wow who would've thought the most autistic general on Jow Forums full of psycho NEET's would be full of Jow Forumsyps
Landon Price
A trans woman (sometimes trans-woman or transwoman) is a woman who was assigned male at birth.
A woman is an adult female human being
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Cameron Robinson
off to work lads
going to flirt with qts all night
enjoy your night you miserable shitbags
Luke Reed
Austin Price
i am British
Anthony Bennett
based
Gavin Gutierrez
anime
Anthony Perry
Adrian Richardson
>2015 internet identity politics-obsessed yanks choose to post their silly shit in /brit/
why. why not /cum/. why not Jow Forums. why at all.
Austin Gutierrez
>Swiss players have the Swiss flag on one boot and the Kosovo flag on the other
kek
Ayden Murphy
mad how you lose track of days when you're a NEET, like everyone's all like "yayy it's friday"
and its just another day to me, madness.
Jace Miller
James Gray
i was clearly posting that ironically you absolute retard
John Walker
Landon Bennett
based
we need zhukov reincarnated
Ian Morales
...
Lincoln Peterson
Jack Scott
iktf although a toiler now. I let time slip away from me.
Ethan White
if i didn't post here this general would be virtually unreadable
Kevin Carter
if you knew anything about socialists you'd know we're pro-gun. Retard.
Nicholas Johnson
bring
it
back
Owen Miller
Jace Peterson
Working gave me purpose and forced social interaction that helped me develop and brought me joy/new experiences
Now I've developed and want more
work doesn't satisfy me, I want more
Christopher Lopez
you lads going out on the lash tonight?
Cooper Carter
FOY
fucking spastics
Jayden Evans
I am a British Citizen, born to immigrant parents from Japan and raised in the UK all my life. Today at my sixth form college, inside the crowded school cafeteria, I was confronted by about 10-15 ethnically White British boys and about 4 whitewashed Indian/Pakistanis asking me a question. That question was "when will you go home"? I told them that I was born and bred in this country and the UK is home. The boys told me to stop talking nonsense as you are not like "us". They then started yelling racist remarks at me, such as "sort out your little squinty eyes because we all have normal eyes and you don't", "sort out your flat nose", "does your dad work as a fisherman?", "you lot are taking our education system for granted, paying lower prices for everything like free school meals whereas we Brits have to pay the full fare thanks to you lot" and "go home or to some other country where they speak the ching chong kawaii language". Some of the boys even started talking to me in a mock East Asian accent, for example pronouncing "English" as "Eeengreeesh" and "I have little slit eyes" as "I do have reettre sreet eyes" (they were impersonating Asians).
The boys all started stretching their eyelids and chanting "ching chong kawaii I no speak Engrish!" in a high pitched voice.
I asked them if you are saying such things like that about me, why not the other non-white children in the school? Why single me out? (even though to say racist remarks to anyone of any race in my view is unacceptable)
The boys responded by saying "they're English. They all can speak English. You and your family can't." I speak with a RP British accent.
Also to let you know that one of these boys is in the Debating club at school and when the club had to argue for or against Brexit in assembly in front of the whole school, that same boy said "that the UK should stop importing all the dregs from mainland Europe, especially the Poles".
Brody Taylor
Got called an alcoholic today.
Leo Reyes
gonna watch in the mood for love tonight
Luke Williams
Where can I watch the world cup online lads???
Cooper Bennett
based strawman but this is a socialist
youtube.com
We are anti-identity politics, both left and right. Cancer
Benjamin Jones
>He was given the Harry Kane treatment there
Lucas Hill
Alexander Stewart
get educated and get a better job with more responsibility moni xx
Benjamin Brown
Iceland is literally an island of qts
Dylan Bell
thought that was 6ix9ine from the thumbnail
HK kino
Samuel Sullivan
all politics are identity politics
Brody Bennett
Jow Forumssoccerstreams
Brayden Bell
She's not angry she's thinking of big Nigerian cock.
Leo White
naturally im more sexually attracted to you than the liverpool poster because of your gender identity
Gavin Lewis
Get out you fucking dogs
Carson Richardson
jus b urself teehee
Jace Sanders
weird how yanks lives are all planned out for them, from one capitalistic desire to the next
Like what makes yanks buy boats? who just decides to buy a boat without being raised with one?
They just do it because "its' what people do", absolute insanity
Henry Walker
iplayer
Nathan Morris
Don't bring your gay cuck shit in here bender
Caleb Walker
Cooper Fisher
this is true but it doesn't mean we should have to put up with yank autists showing off how pro or anti alt right they are with their trite pictures
Kevin White
>Jow Forums
Fuck off queer
Wyatt Ramirez
scrootling
Easton Mitchell
Christopher Sanders
haha based donald pepe crying children epic win libtard tears XD
Bentley Mitchell
Carter Long
great example to young girls
Dylan Rodriguez
Liam Ramirez
Well lads, we made it, another week of toil behind us. Well done!
Logan Harris
Got toil tomorrow
Jeremiah Baker
Job well done lads
Carson Nelson
Doug hasn't taken his meds today
Oliver Ramirez
Girls literally have no concept of penis size. I’m 6” but my ex thought I was like 9”
Owen Bailey
M8 it's too late
Bentley Lopez
She’s a 24 year old woman she is allowed to like penises
Alexander Moore
cannot think of anything more virginal than taking up a political identity and in particular an internet meme one that has no bearing whatsoever on real life like communism, antifa, altright or kekistami
Austin Nguyen
gotta say lads i had to scroll awfully far in this thread to get to any post worth reading
abysmally poor start
Nicholas Moore
in private
Sebastian Garcia
Shocking refereeing
Brayden Ortiz
Jaxon Johnson
Toiling tomorrow and Sunday 2bh
Monday and Tuesday are my weekend
Dylan Harris
fuck women
James Martin
*buys a 60” Hisense curbed TV from Argos for my terraced house living room*
Jose Hall
Fuck off back to or
Chase Jenkins
Yeah just take meds to solve all your made-up problems idiot yank. Shame it can't cure you from being an idiot yank. Go fucking overdose on your prescription for being a giant flaming homosexual.
Adam Brooks
>Shocking refereeing
John Garcia
problem?
Benjamin Jackson
come on england score some fakking goals
Wyatt Butler
Why do Americans post here when virtually no one likes them?
Kevin Nelson
Bitter virgin freak
William Davis
Why are incels obsessed with women anyway? Most people are born deprived of many things, and you don't see them obsess about it constantly. Just live with your lot in life.
John Flores
eat a dick, mudskin
Anthony Walker
>that yank boomer who's too smart for sport
Adrian Gutierrez
yots is so much fun 2bh
Jack Johnson
what's the funniest post you've seen that comes to mind right now
mine's either feet/hooves wrote this post
Ayden Jones
7.5” here
Dominic Howard
What if I'm a virgin but asexual?
Am I an incel?