/balk/ - Balkan thread

Greece 2004 was deserved. Yeah, they played boring football but it did the job.
Also, Czech Republic, who were probably the best team that year were incredibly smug, underestimated them and rightfully lost

>another teams
>half of it is albanian
>albanians made all the goals
>w-why do you cheer for them
switzerland is albania

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absolutely based

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lmao the state of shitzerland

refball

I don't know if people still remember how much pressure the Czechs pressured us. They didn't score out of bad luck, clearly

Koler and Rosicky almost had us dead on the water

I wouldnt say deserved because they had also tons of luck. Deserved in a sense of doing the maximum of the players abilities I can agree with.

Im not talking about wc or euro appearances my man, if you list all the international players that are Greeks from 2000 onwards 90% are defenders or middle fielders, greece has no culture for aggresive football, like Brazil or Argentina.

congrats on the victory mate
serbs are seething

>half
17%
Also trained and maintained on Swiss money

Money my Brazilian friend, same reason Zlataln Ibrahimovic plays for Sweden and not us

I remember the match with Russia and the two portugal matches, maybe I should rewatch one or two it will bring back good memories.

If they're Albanian then why are they white?

Every Albanian in London looks like a light skinned paki

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>thinking his money can somehow make an Albanian forgot his ancestry

kek

I don't get why you guys hate Albanians, not all of them are in the Mafia

>EURO 2004
delete this, it never happened

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good to see our gypsies arrived
cheers from us

This

Albanians are like those snakes you buy at petshops, you may feed them everyday they will still strangle you in your sleep and try to eat you.

How does it feel to be Ottoman empire rape babies?

Who keeps a snake as a pet ffs, why don't you just buy a brown bear

kek, i remember that game
There was a beerfest with huge projectors in my town, where you could buy like a half-litter cup of beer and 3 kebabcheta for 1 lev or something, so we asked the big bro of one of our friends to buy it for us, and we all watched the game there. What a disappointment that was ...

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Some retards that want their pets to look "cool" and appear fearless on their friends.

Meanwhile they buy literal dead rats and pay a shit ton for electricity and medicine while they could just get a dog and be 20 times happier.

i dont know that feel becasue im muslim
thought i can tell how it feels to make ottoman rape babies
death to christians and evrop

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Out of curiosity, what religion are gypsies?

came for /balk/, faced with homoball talk

more money then brains i guess

muslim or sufi
gypsies have different ethnicities

Why don't proud Albanians want to live in their countries?

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how tall are you lads

"Most Romani people are Christian, others Muslim, some retained their ancient faith of Hinduism from their original homeland of India, others have their own religion and political organization."

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We actually played ok, things just got out of hand in match one.

Friendly reminder that Anelka was a proud shqiptar

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This Burns

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>Arsenal midfielder Granit Xhaka faces police racial abuse probe over claim he called BA worker 'fucking white bitch'

What did he mean by this?

1.74 fml

A guy I know bought a tarantula which cost alltogether like 150 euros with the cage and all, and at some point forgot about her, she got out and laid eggs in his house.

Next day he spraid the whole house with 10 cans of insect repelant and came to live in my house for a week.

The guy was scared she was in his closet he didnt even pack any clothes.

1.82

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Do you count the fez too?

WTF I hate my own team now
On top of that he's fucking shit

The funny thing is, 2004 we prolly had the most stacked team, talent-wise
>Berba
>Martin and Stilyan Petrov
>pre-chalga and whores Bojinov
>Vladimir Manchev
>Marian Hristov
All those were elite, i'd say that on paper they look better than the 94' team and they still chocked incredibly hard.

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We were so ahead in football that the time we considered our team shit when Man United - Man City played there were three Bulgarians on the pitch. Now however, we are indeed in deep shit.

FEZ IS GREEK YOU YUNAN EUROFAG
IM ASIAN
REEEEEE

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btw it's not istanbul it's KONSTANTİNİYE

Yeah pretty shit pets tbqh.
Had an Arab friend who kept one for like half a year but got a real pet after

Bojinov, who scored goals in Serie A when 15 years old. This guy could have become a mega star, had it not been for chalga.

>Tfw I just realised that this hand gesture is referring to the Albanian eagle.

Imagine being Swiss and rooting for a team where most of the players are there for the fucking money and a chance to play in the big tournaments more frequently. They aren't even ashamed of showing it.

ALRIGHT
HERE WE GO AGAIN
HOW MANY BLOODY TIMES MUST I LECTURE YOU
ABOUT OUR GOD FORSAKEN PLACE NAMES
Λισην βελ, αϊ βιλ λιτρηλι γιουζ γιορ αλφαβετ σο δετ γιου kομ-φαkιν-πρεχεντ
Ιτ ιζ Ιστανπουλ
ΝΑΥ ΓΚΕΤ ΑΟΥΤ ΟΦ ΜΑΪ ΣΑΪΤ
ΡΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ

Noce footballing teadition you have there...It would be a shame if something happened to it...

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Besides the Albanians there were also two players from former Yugoslavia on the pitch, one named Gavranovic, which is a Serbian name if im not mistaken. Also two black guys and some latinos

I honestly would have no remorse if I kill this guy and his son.

aha! sıhhi yardım çantası

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Yeah dude and all of those players barely have a bond with the country they're representing. That's why I am not really buzzed about smaller nations like Switzerland and Belgium outclassing us in football because of the sheer ammount of immigrants or just people with citizenship in their teams. To be fair to Belgium their key players in the recent years are Courtois, Hazard and De Bruyne who are Belgian but you get my point.

Hazard's familly were some kind of immigrants iirc

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But to be quite honest with you me lad, Ellada should just sell the other half of KIBRIS to us. It's a win-win-win. Don't you think? We get the island, you get out of ze ekonomisches drama and the dispute ends. Ring a ding ding my dear frend Papadapoulos.

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We buy what we want faggit

You can get KIBRIS only if you accept one of the following terms

1)Exchange it with Smyrna
or
2)Join forces and destroy Bulgaria and FYROM

thank you for not destroying smol albania

Kek fagget

>destroy someone who will help us end sl*Vs

nope.

Reeeeeeee at least im riped

mpeisd
smol Albania + medium Nkreece + BIG Turkey = kill slavshits

Why do Albanians have the Byzantine eagle on their flag?
Most of them are Musulmans.

im an atheist

>end sl*Vs
Then it's a deal breaker. Russ-Serb axis join

Meh the ratios of muslims, atheists, catholics and orthodox are nearly equal

>Russ-Serb axis join
>cykablyatidinahui axis

nope.

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Adopted from Byzantines via Ottoman Islamification I bet
Love Russia

How furious are S*rves right now over what happened?

Why not? Yurup and surroundings are too boring and wimpy, we must beat them into a pulp

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Hazard is some arab though. Actually from the whole team only Courtois and De Bruyne seem Belgian, as well as the two Centre Backs. These are good players, but without Hazard and Lukaku they wouldnt be that classy.

this mad

dont play stupid enverbey

imagine being such a manchild that you're 20+ and still take skating seriously

Scum

Take a look at /sp/, most Serbs fucked off to cry but their diaspora is still raging

>Byzantine eagle

most of them here are either Orthodox or some brand of McChristianity™ like pentecostals or baptists

friendly reminder if you're albanian you might as well be dirt under my shoe

>Kosovar Albanian
>Muslim
>scores against Servia in a critical moment
>does the eagle gesture

Riots incoming desu.

Serbs were a victim of nazis, they also created an impressive anti-nazi resistance movement, and helped Jews a lot. Sad that the world doesn't remember it at all. Even more sad that Serbs are russophiles. I can't really shake hands of people who like Russia. It is like being a fan of Third Reich and Soviet Union.

Have a driver that does this lol

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enjoy living in your 3rd world country you dirty cockroach

why aren't you living in third world country your family migrated from in 90s
not very patriotic of you

Under the one shoe desu

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