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Tomato garlic pasta with avocado and hempseedsedition

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feel like david beckham back in 96 after scoring 17 goals

always wanted to try human meat desu, when you see human meat raw it looks very edible, relatively. Bet it looks tasty as fuck when cooked.

streaming is still downloading btw you dumbfucks

jesus christ

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bent?

don't get /brit/

so y'all are cooks?

been described as the ataturk of my generation

Do you get Asians (not orientals) in New Zealand

ALMOST HEAVEN

youtu.be/iu5B2esR0-4?t=1m48s

brutal fight, mesmerising

Mugumbe

WEST VIRGINIA

GARLIC BREAD??!!

Heroes

nah i said beckham not darren bent you illiterate twat

Have 1.5TB of porn downloaded and very little of it is HD

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same thing innit

I only find pure-blooded African women attractive.

sue

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asians are oriental though

this dumb arse yank bint is doing my nut in already what should I say to her about the Swiss not being in the EU either

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grim

No like Indians n pakis n that
Just trying to imagine one now and finding it hard

You are either laughing with me...Or against me

can't stand non-hd porn these days
can't stand people who insist on posting non-hd slags etc.
utterly wasted

If I ever went back to my country, it would be to overthrow the Islamic regime there and make it a secular Atheistic country.

>acid mongs
ah yes
*comes to the realisation we are all horny sex monkies*
wow deep

exhaled at this post

here's the video for those out of the loop x
youtu.be/lTlCDCQ_kW4

WEST VIRGINIA

alri joon

loads of indians, less pakis though
but east asians outnumber them by far

nigger bread?

no one but your little meme island calls pakis and indians ''asian''

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Imagine if your city didn't have Indians
Who would drive the taxis??

Ahahahah class x

I have a gimmick on another board and maintaining it is a fucking struggle.

91293834

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we could try telling rorke to stop faking it for disability bennies and get a fucking job?

Don't see 1080 as much of an improvement over 720 at the kind of bitrates most websites use

Hello nigger

Wot board

l'm liking the sickly skinny susan twist

*Frantically checks the number of my previous post*

Phew...

got hammered at work lunch today lads. love my job

bit gay

got piledriven at family breakfast today

you cannot put that image there. it compels me to make spaghetti at 1 a.m

white girls are literally the top of the food chain of humanity

The Jewish ting

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hello nigger

Are you a nail?

the paki cab drivers in my town all sell drugs, they use the word "rugby" for cocaine. that or they're messing me about

protip: if it's any good, no maintainence is required

t. gimmick master

bit gay

sorry mate, meant to say proper pissed, that's way less gay

you're on the good poster list

I got jackhammered in the skull going out to luncheon

I'm off for a poo, i shall return

is it true that italians don't know what pasta alfredo is?

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Oi.

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>Ask /brit/ to recommend me music and it's shit (except for the one lad who recommended Portishead back in 2015 or something)

>Ask /brit/ to recommend me films and 100% of them have been fucking shite

>Ask /brit/ to recommend me food from the Chinese and Indian and it's top notch

Bear this post in mind if you ever wish to ask /brit/ for something.

some of the best cocaine i used to get was off pakis. until i started just getting it all straight from london via my mate off a black guy because that stuff is fucking rocket fuel

How do we stop the brown horde?

Tismoyank.
Tismomick.

need to legalise drugs to drive drug selling twats out of business

Alan?

jacobs ladder

uncle DDTd me through a table at my nephews barmitzvah

never heard of this before but i bet the gear they sell is fucking awful

Jow Forums

I only did it to annoy people but the general is now long-dead so it doesn't have the same effect. It wasn't a struggle when the general was active.

best place to get cheesy chips in essex?

VERY nice

IT'S COMING HOME

>pasta alfredo
what the fuck is that

I notice you never asked for book recommendations brainlet

I remember when he used to shit on Icke for saying essentially the same thing

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Do you post this because you find it hot?

Truly baffling

based and redpilled

will watch but just saw Mystic River for the first time two days ago and would be quite disturbing to watch Tim Robbins in two different roles in the space of 72 hours x

it's nice to be recognised
I bet I'd cry if some stranger came up to me and started hugging me tightly

hi lads :3

k-on movie

>why yes, nothing better than sitting down and reading a good book!

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pasta with sauce made only of parmesan and melted butter which emulsify together
it's called alfredo sauce over here

I already read Game of Thrones thanks

Started 3 years ago and I'm on Book 4 (of 5)
I only read during the Summer because of school (and now uni).
>inb4 you're a pleb
Nobody wants to read those gay "American classic" shite. Game of Thrones is probably the best series of books than anything.
>muh shakespeare
>muh fitzgerald
>muh steinbeck
Fuck off you absolute virgin

got a bit of brown on your nose mate

Never fell foul to yellow fever
At least I can say that

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I would give my left testicle to only have one testicle.

was sad to see you lose to London earlier

>12+ minutes
Can you sum it up in a haiku?

AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER

you're a pleb because you can't read 5 books in 1 summer

u little dutch fucker fuck off before we blow up your gay little sea walls and drown your tulips and homosexual windmills you semen stain

You cunts should've won against Niggeria now Argentina still got a chance of make it through the group stage

heading back out today to get the glue I forgot

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?

>Intelligent, foresighted, and polyglottal

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It's a peng song too
youtube.com/watch?v=t-IfESbzuic