What is the worst crime that you have committed?

treason

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Driving a car with the expired plates from another car.

drugs I guess

what did you do?

drink driving
he got caught lol

Story?

Not doing my homework.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4&feature=youtu.be&t=66

Hello.

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Saw CP on /tv/ one night. Been on the run ever since.

sex with underage

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Death threats (irl and online)

Nice try international criminal court

Listed my ethnicity and religion as jewish to get a job

Incest

Giving birth to you

sold cocaine and weed

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She said she was 18 but there is a big chance she was actually 15.

Arson, Property Damage, Trespassing, and Carrying a firearm.

Trespassing/burglary

Smuggled some drug through the USA/Canada border
Sold drugs to teenagers
Attacked a homeless guy and ran
Drove without a driver license
Drove under influence

That sums it up

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I killed tourist from USA. I was in need for money and she had lots of cash in her wallet. dumped her body in local river and it still haven't been found

Oh and home invasion
Btw smuggling wasn't intentional and it were small quantité drugs

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Why didnt you fuck her?

Based.

I destroyed the car of some british cunt that made fun of the malvinas through their carplate

the nerve on some people

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Fake and gay.

reported to the fbi

This one is probably true

I did a drunken hit and run once. Got away with it too. Also lots of drugs. Americans do a lot of drugs.

What drugs

Come to think of it, I don't think I ever did despite one false accusation (I record all my phone conversations so it was resolved quickly).

My 4th primary teacher in Britain loved my maturity so much she called in my parents to inquire as to what they were doing, she called me 'impeccable in conduct'.

took part in a car theft
but I swear I was just a passenger

Basically everything except meth. Also only did heroin once through the nose. No needles. My favorites were LSD and cocaine.

OH NONONONONON look at the top of their world cup! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Based. How would you compare oxycodone and heroin cause I only did the former and dont plan on doing the latter? Cocaine is the shit too, especially the one you buy in Colombia

What was a Sudanese doing in UK

Father worked there

What ethnicity are you, aee you more Arabic or SubsaharanAfrican

I'm guessing Arabic if he's on Jow Forums.

do you live on Khartoum?

I never had a huge hard on for pain pills t b h, but heroin was quite nice.

It doesn't matter, African as far as I am personally concerned. Arab heritage is a meme and Arabs are very particular about who's within their ethnicity and not

The only viable cultural, commercial and administrative place? Yep

What's your country like? Is it a complete nightmare or is it pretty normal?

Its a complete nightmare, and in the terminal stages of decades-long corruption by the governing Islamic Front

Its horrendously underdeveloped and far from the fringes of civilization and the government intends to keep it that way for the foreseeable future. We're weathering total economic collapse and the only highest inflation rate after venezuela on earth.

Holy shit. Think you and your folks will be okay?

No I've been telling them for years to liquidate everything and find private employment elsewhere before it devolves into lawlessness and civil war. They're much older and have been working their entire lives, its only natural to want to repatriate and settle.

The onus is upon me and my brothers to find outside employment and protect our financial (and physical) security

Well you sound like a decent lad. Good luck!

shoplifting, used/sold drugs, graffiti and looted a pharmacy.

Thanks I really appreciate it. Better get back to studying. Have a nice night and a great weekend.

181mph in a 65mph zone on a highway and 70 in a 15mph school zone. Currently driving with an expired license, not going to give the government free money. If there's like a 60% discount period I might consider paying them.