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why's this lad wearing a bikini lmao edition

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fuck you janny dumb cunt nigger poo skined twat pimple face hot pocket cum guzzling FAG

2 for communism of course

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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LOL If I ever saw Emma Watson in public I wouldn't ask for an autograph or a picture I'd be like "Hey Emma, I've got a wand right here *grabs junk* you can have baby girl! I've got a broomstick you can ride!"

Antwerp booked
only Paris remains

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art.hoes.

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Got eaten by a boa constrictor today. Wonder why he didnt just constrict me?

sure you would you obese tard

I steer clear of the administrative side of the board, what happened?

good post

>>>/j/

who dat cat?

any no emotions man in

sometimes I wish my legs were this skinny
why was I born with gorilla t-rex legs

FOY

art,hoes,

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seething

@91299862
cat that lives around the corner from me

pics

literally all me

big fan of your aesthetic luca

would nibble that until cummies shoot out

Uhh dont about contact, I deffo aint posting my number here. I'm 20, turning 21 next month. What about you?

(You) me bitchass nigga

BASED JANNY!!

>JANNY'D

niggers belong in the zoo

Im about 68 haha

Gonna bum you hard when you come london, if your nice i might even give you the courtesy of a reach around

Dont stop

Wish there would be a hard crackdown on posting nsfw stuff on blue boards tbqh. I like to shitpost on my phone at work sometimes.

Time flies

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:O

me on the right (post transition)

>talking to old crypto mate
>"yeah crypto news is good"
>"but I see the prices have been trending down for over 6 months"
>"yes but the news is good"
eternal optimist that guy

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becoming worried the fash and the commies are going to start seriously murdering each other in this country

Bring back the gammadion

19 turning 20. could bring a speaker and we can escape to mom jeans rock music to together haha

Really would be nice. Just difficult getting past that awkward bit of meeting up and getting to know each other

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I'm 75% white

not only they are short for my height(181) but they are also super hairy and disgusting
very ashamed of my gorilla legs, especially soleus muscle
and what's worst is when I tried my best to lose weight and make them skinny they literally didn't change at all, like 0 effect although I was 58kg all what changed is veins popped everywhere

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good

hmmm

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OH NO NO NO

The fuck is wrong with women?

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Given an n-bit integer, find the prime factorization. The quantum algorithm of Peter Shor solves this in O˜(n3) time [82,125]. The fastest known classical algorithm for integer factorization is the general number field sieve, which is believed to run in time 2O˜(n1/3). The best rigorously proven upper bound on the classical complexity of factoring is O(2n/4+o(1)) via the Pollard-Strassen algorithm [252, 362]. Shor's factoring algorithm breaks RSA public-key encryption and the closely related quantum algorithms for discrete logarithms break the DSA and ECDSA digital signature schemes and the Diffie-Hellman key-exchange protocol. A quantum algorithm even faster than Shor's for the special case of factoring “semiprimes”, which are widely used in cryptography, is given in [271]. If small factors exist, Shor's algorithm can be beaten by a quantum algorithm using Grover search to speed up the elliptic curve factorization method [366]. Additional optimized versions of Shor's algorithm are given in [384, 386]. There are proposed classical public-key cryptosystems not believed to be broken by quantum algorithms, cf. [248]. At the core of Shor's factoring algorithm is order finding, which can be reduced to the Abelian hidden subgroup problem, which is solved using the quantum Fourier transform. A number of other problems are known to reduce to integer factorization including the membership problem for matrix groups over fields of odd order [253], and certain diophantine problems relevant to the synthesis of quantum circuits [254].

nice
solid
meaty

you'll make a fine dinner

Mickey Mouse is dead
Got kicked in the head
Cos people got too serious
They planned out what they said
They couldn't take the fantasy
They tried to accept reality

>implying guys wouldn't slaver over a 9/10 who beheaded babies

I just got out of school. Keep that math/science shit away from me until the weekend's over.

>implying if you didn't see a hot female murderer you wouldn't be all over her for her looks

anyone seen this?
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i always wonder how much brits look like east slavs.
How do you call such guys?

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>has portraits of 19th/18th century women
>probably is a rabid feminist
oh the irony

saucy fat runtoid that one is

The nice guy never ever wins. There's something people's brains that makes them inherently despise someone who's kind and considerate, and love someone who's stupid and inconsiderate.

they don't look that bad when I'm wearing pants but when it's summer and I wear shorts everyone is scared of my gorilla legs
t-thanks

>The nice guy never ever wins. There's something people's brains that makes them inherently despise someone who's kind and considerate, and love someone who's stupid and inconsiderate.

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Starting a gang to represent my postcode. Who wants in?

This day in history:
German leader Adolf Hitler surveys newly defeated Paris in now occupied France.

Hitler summoned Albert Speer to join him in a small village in northern France.

Hitler ordered the lights in the home turned out and the windows opened. Sitting silently in the darkness, Hitler and his entourage listened to a thunderstorm in the distance.

Speer's narrative:
>Three large Mercedes sedans stood waiting. Hitler as usual sat in the front seat beside the chauffeur...We drove through the extensive suburbs directly to the Opera, . . . It was Hitler's favorite and the first thing he wanted to see...Hitler had actually studied the plans of the Paris opera house with great care before, and Hitler had undertaken to lead the party. A white-haired attendant accompanied our small group. Near the proscenium box he found a salon missing, remarked on it, and turned out to be right. The attendant said that this room had been eliminated in the course of renovations many years ago. 'There, you see how well I know my way about,' Hitler commented complacently. When we were at last getting ready.to leave the building, Hitler whispered something to his adjutant, Briickner, who took a fifty-mark note from his wallet and went over to the attendant standing some distance away. Pleasantly, but firmly, the man refused to take the money.

>Hitler stood for a long time at the tomb of Napoleon... On the other hand he showed no special interest the Louvre...But he became animated again only when he saw the unitary row of houses on the Rue de Rivoli.

>'It was the dream of my life to be permitted to see Paris. I cannot say how happy I am to have that dream fulfilled today.' Hitler said. For a moment I felt something like pity for him.

>That same evening he received me once more in the small room in the peasant house. He was sitting alone at table in the dark. Hitler spoke: "Wasn't Paris beautiful? In the past I often considered whether we would not have to destroy Paris..."

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>ironic to respect powerful and/or progressive women in history as a feminist
????

this, try placing a craigslist ad with some instagram thot pic and something like "seeks partner for ritualistic sacrifice" and you will get hundreds upon hundreds of replies

I’ve never had cocaine without drink

Is it okay on its own?

degenerate clown

feel like shit just want him back

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Shut the fuck up you schizophrenic paedophile, tedious shit for brains, toilet dweller, nobody asked and nobodys going to read this haha. All youre doing is interrupting the thread and making everyone, absolutely everyone, hate you even more

The Trudeaus are the best thing to ever happen to Canada. I think we should just install the Trudeaus as our dynastic rulers.

Ah yes wrong time of night to be asking

I’ll come back when the virgin freaks have left

Is there a gender flip of "don't stick your Dick in crazy "

I have a koala as my lockscreen :3

Yeah "roasties deserve to be murdered by psychotics"

That sounds nice. Maybe its best we get to know eachother a bit first just in case. What would be your ideal trip setting?

For me it would be in nice large national park, tripping in Zion in Utah is top of my to do list. Listening to 60s psychedelic rock in a nice a colourful shirt and sunglasses. Oh and maybe my guitar but I would not be bothered to take that with me.

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I got a really nice leather keychain fob that can fit on your belt but it's prettybig, especially when I have a swiss army knife on the keyring also
not sure what the do about it

Im allowed to say this btw, thereby making it unhattable and I am not a virgin freak.

Quebec? More like Mehbec.

>Im allowed to say this btw, thereby making it unhattable and I am not a virgin freak.

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Why did pierre give up the good fight though?

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protogf found herself a bf, yet is still texting me
dont think shes content with her new bf

definitely not the gender flip. It'd be something like "don't fuck a psycho". why would a girl say roastie? mongy

This reminds me, I have yet to play Honest Hearts.

Its a useful word

I thought they where all bilingual but this mate of mine has terrible English and always asking me to repeat myself
And he considers himself French which I remind him he's not

Looking forward to starting my new life as a popular young socialite gamer. The game of choice? Heroes of Might and Magic 3.

played might and magic 6 as a kid. was well shitty

I saw the Hollywood sign once. It doesn't actually say "Hollywood" in real life though. It says "Bellevue" and it's in Washington.

Always weirds me out seeing pepe outside of Jow Forums

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>it's a "left the gf's messages on 'read' for 10 minutes so suddenly she doesn't respond" episode
need to find the remote and change the channel, bloody repeats

jetting off to Hawaii tomorrow!

Thats so interesting lol. Condescending Willy wonka. Care to tell me more?

If a Quebecer ever calls themselves "French" never fail to remind them they are Canadian, not French. You live in Canada, not France.

homm =\= might and magic

bizarre and pseudo-intellectual video.

not phased because I know you're an ugly little virgin freak

State of you. Best dlc imo. Will NOT play NV without my trusted thompson

watchin a doc about nazi death squads

>If a Quebecer ever calls themselves "French" never fail to remind them they are Canadian, not French. You live in Canada, not France.

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spoken like a true oppressor
if they wish to leave they should be allowed, anglo jackboots can't keep the world in order anymore