/cum/

>mfw I see an incel

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SVU was my favorite but I dropped it after Meloni left
Is it still going?

>he's not
degenerate

im accidentally a volcel through sheer stupidity

>accidental volcel
so incel?

h-how can you tell?

>accidentally a volcel

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accel

dont bully me i swear to god i will make columbine look like a fucking joke

do it, faggot

need gf

bet you wont
flirt with your new coworkers

I'm gonna do it guys I'm gonna buy more weed fuck this sobriety shit

>I'm gonna buy more weed

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fuck you

wish i could enjoy weed

/mu/ is exceptionally shitty tonight

På vikingtog til fremmed land dro menn av nordisk ætt,
på kongeskip sto mann ved mann av Hirden kamp beredt.
Til Gronland og Island og Hjaltland,
gikk ferden på langskip mot vest,
i Frankrike, i Irland og England,
var nordmannen ubuden gjest.
Ja, fienden de måtte vike,
selv paven han tapte sin makt,
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha – ha.
For til vern om det stornorske riket stod trofaste
Hirdmenn på vakt.

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wig snatched

since when the fuck has ninokuni 2 been out

Hi
Gonna do a run buds

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When has /mu/ ever been good? They have the worst taste in music

What’s happening
Das rite

Post random pics while you do it so we can live vicariously

bad case of bad opinions

its good when coachella is stremaing on YT

and they leak new albums

thats about it tho

I'm dat gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet.
You got about ten seconds to show me that hole, cuz this is gorilla dick daddy's hungry, and if you don't blow me right I might kill you.

If you could be reborn as a girl while keeping the memories of this life... would you do it?

Pottery

my tummy hurts

Lol no nigga i don't want periods and babies and getting paid less for equal work

Watching Hunter X Hunter

waaaaa
my tummy hurts
waaaaaaaa

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Sending a kiss to your tummy :*

I would but I'm not going that far. I just sprint until I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Also I don't bring my phone. I'll be back soon.

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my brain feels numb

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>not keeping your phone with you at all times

cause its missing

>gorilla dick
subhuman
only a true ubermensch has a small dick

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Because you're dumb

extremely rude posts from people i once thought were friends

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Just banter bud :3

sorry

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remember when you could fire up a console and not have to sit through a system update

>console

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what is the point in staying alive if you're just going to spend the next 40 years of your life working a shit job that makes you want to kill yourself until you're old and senile

user gets his first job.txt

shut up bigot this is the greatest time to be alive in human history™

if that sounds awful just go live in the woods and hunt for your survival

let me know when you can play 2016's GOTY on PC, fatty

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be a fucking bum then loser

Just finished "Your Lie in April", lads.

All in all, a very good anime. There was a lot of cheesy/predictable parts however, especially earlier on. But, at the same time, those gradually fade out, and they're not completely useless to the plot at least. The last stretch of the series was a feels trip like I haven't felt in a long time. Actually brought me on the edge of tears.

Also, the series was overall just very artistic in the animations, the colors, and of course the music. It also gave me a new appreciation of classical music, even if its portrayal of classical music did at many times fall under the cliché category. And the series still had just the right amount of humor and light-heartedness in it to make the feels trip that much better.

Very recommend, just don't give up when the cheesy parts come around.

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shit, meant to post the PS4 version

whatever

To see the singularity and watch how humanity is destroyed by machines, of course

both of these sound equally awful
like there is no happy ending in life
it seems so pointless but suicide is too much effort

you sound depressed try not being so dumb lol

japan should have been nuked 500 times

Anyone here from Stockton California?

remember when you couldn't fire up a console without a game in it

like 45 minutes to an hour away

bitch niggas

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Who'da knew the Buddha'd do to me what it's done
Such cynicism when this isn't in my system
Blunt hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lips, son

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unironically dont see how being a normal homeless person isnt practiced more
>sell everything and put it into a bank account, get credit card
>set it to self pay minimum monthly payment
>equip comfy clothing
>just walk from place to place
>sneak into community pools to take showers
>eat decently with funds
It's the life

walking everywhere is tiring as fuck

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my best friends mother willingly became homeless apparently

it's really boring and never having a place to rest in private is really annoying. also, walking 25 km plus everyday

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>guns of the patriots girl.gif

in my state there are """homeless""" people who get dropped off and picked up by expensive cars all around they city despite it being extremely easy to get free anything if you actually need it (and a unemployment rate around 2% last time I checked)

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i just found out Levine is a jewish surname

what are some other not-so-obvious jewish surnames /cum/?

me and the boys

They get rotated by "dealers" on different corners with different shifts, new signs, etc. It's the same everywhere. They're almost always chemically dependent and usually do the panhandling for drugs in lieu of money.

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I used to work at a safeway and there was this middle eastern family, about 5 with 2 children, that would beg for money outside. Our security guards called them out multiple times and then some of my coworkers one day spotted them leaving on a 2016 honda van, which was new at the time. Eventually the cops were called, but I've seen them doing the same at a target. Same shit I saw at a home depot, some CHI with his wife and baby begging for money, all dressed up nice, leave in a modern dodge challenger.

might move to NH

good, get out

Ok I'm back

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we're full sorry

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might drop a poo on OC's doorstep

Yeah not a lot of room along those 5 miles of I95

if your state doesn't have majorly coniferous forests then I'm sorry but I can't help you

looking at you easties

when I was in middle school I thought a girl was jewish just because she had a big nose

now I have enough proof to conclude she and her family are cryptojews

feels great desu

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That was quick

What is your proof?

>the absolute fascist heathen state of california

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Like I said, I don't go far. I just sprint around a block until I'm not feeling alseep

thats horseshit, I see people stopping at Chic-fil a all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=1W2z66u_Coc

check this out, boys

hmmmmm

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