Culture Pals - /cp/

Get a qt with a dacha

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

If you see a thread that doesn't have the correct OP text, ignore it and make a new one.
pastebin.com/20NS5NHe

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What'd I miss?

My qt understands English fine but said she's not comfortable with actually speaking in English. But she said she'll try for me. I don't know how bad I expect her spoken English to be though because I have no idea what a Turkish accent sounds like.

who wants to be my qt? :)))))

this

hi oppa ^_^ i sarang u

>I don't know how bad I expect her spoken English to be
look for it in youtube
also try not to laugh if it sounds like shit.

I can't see the picture. What is it?

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whatever it is, it is beautiful.

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If it does I can always say something in Turkish so she can laugh at me.

youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q

Damon Albarn> Liam + Noel

a worker on a apparent vacation with his extended family in soviet union,1981

>Be me
>have plenty of prussian ancestry
>Polack thots keep telling me i look like a pole
heh

God Germans are the worst lol
You're cool though, little brown friend

My favorite song by the Gorillaz

>make account
>get messages from weird african dudes
>delete account

is this site still koreaboos or has it changed?

Really shite edition

Konichiwa :3

;_;

Feel ashamed

How are your qts today?

With their bfs

Not responding

Who else scopes out qts with a fake account?

get them really interested and then block/ignore them so they have to fall back to me who knows everything they like

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That's really weird and cowardly.

i think pathetic is the word you're looking for

A Swiss flag should have posted that

Too busy not existing. Don't have any qts sadly.

I always get paranoid about my qt doing this to me, or trying to catfish pictures out of me to then use against me.

Don't worry your pic are in my fapping folder

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t. cuties i've ghosted

16 year olds randomly messaging me, do they think I'm a nonce or something?

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why are kiwi girls so retarded

thats just the way it is~

Met a Kiwi girl with a Croatian surname on IP and she said she's proper New Zealander and not Croat

C*cks, the lot of you

I'd be ashamed to be Croatian too tbqfhladdie

I wasn't talking to you, tendies muncher

evening lads

rude
good afternoon

This tbqh

Et tu, Brute

you fucking dumped all the ugly girls here you twats
never seen such cuties as euro girls before
5/10 there is a 7 here

older people are weird

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-2 views
-3 message

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I'll post it here too so you'll leave me alone:
STOP MESSAGING ME

jk user let's be friends :)

So does the qt crawler script work again or no

Tuga user is working on it

>God Germans are the worst lol

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bost brofile

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He said he's not going to release it because he's a dick

>he was too timid to quote my post
kek
europe

post your qts' nudes and i'll make a new one

was meant for

>because he's a sperg
fixed that for ya
/spergboi4000

only fake account sent me message today

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Winking dog, nice pic

Boomers on the internet are retarded

He's probably the same autistic German going on about muh phenotypes yesterday.

Calm down Mengele

I checked out the qtcrawler script but webshit isn’t really my area so I couldn’t tell what was going on with it.

I then checked the python scripts which aren’t working either and managed to find what was wrong but they required a full rewrite, which I did. My script is now working but I don’t plan on releasing it atm because: it’s far from optimal, they’re taking steps to step scripting and simply cuz I don’t like a lot of you cucks.

I’m only getting 50 views daily because I’m not scripting heavily and I’m not Korean or a burger.

People who script, how many of those views translate to girls messaging you first? And how many of those girls messaging you first translate into getting them on whatsapp?

If I remember it right... the first time I scripted I had 5 messages, 1 friend invite and 2 wall posts
Can't remember how many I added on whatsapp

>scripting Asia
Wew, thanks for reminding me of why I shouldn’t release the script.

Back when it worked properly I could easily get a couple of messages each time I ran it

When did I say I scripted Asia?

Is banking super insecure in Thailand?

I just had a Thai girl who’s traveling in the US message me on Snapchat asking for me to call her US bank for her regarding some transfer she did. Why the fuck would she assume I could do bank shit for her?

By the way, you guys wanna see what a nazi on the internet looks like?

Sure, why not

Ooooh, what does this button do?

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This is what a nazi on the internet looks like. That dick who tries to bully you online.
That person who think he's such a beast because he goes on international Tinder and insults and mocks girls behind the screen and then goes on to brag about it on a Bangladeshi kite testing forum. And thinks he's a badass for doing it.
That keyboard warrior who thinks he's above everyone else because he invested his lunch money trading shitcoins on Binance.
Here's what he looks like, folks.

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Nigga what?

Edgy

ay k lindo

Lmao, inveja é feia ó filho

Go cry somewhere else kiddo. If the script was a simple fix or extension of a previous script I would have gladly released it, but it wasn’t. Stop being a brainlet and go write your own script if it’s that important to you kek

Right, the script... Yes, it means a lot to me I'm absolutely gutted about it...

Are you really flexing about writing a view bot? I could write that shit in 30 minutes lmao

I hate trying to talk to girls online. They never try to help carry conversation. I might as well just not bother and try to pick up girls once I'm in the country.

Then what got you so triggered amigo?

No kek, I even mentioned how I’m not experienced in this area and couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the qtcrawler script.
It’s a pretty short and simple script, really nothing special about it, not sure why this guy is still crying about it.

Okay, which one of you did this?

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qt was all like "oh my english is so bad" but then she sends me a voice message on whatsapp and it's fine. I keep running into this, girls thinking their English is terrible but then there's actually nothing wrong with it.

They just use it as an excuse to chat with you and to get free compliments, user

I guess. I recorded myself trying to speak Turkish so now she gets to laugh at me destroying her language with my stereotypical Canadian accent.

I have yet to hear a girl saying "my English is really good"

mfw dezzz is still alive

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Girls have huge self-esteem issues and doubt themselves a lot. plus this

Why are Turkish girls so fucking beautiful while their diaspora females look like orcs? I used to study in Germany and can confirm this, but Interpals made me discover the true Turkish beauty, pic very related.

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No bully dezzz, he’s a weak and gay Anglo boi but I’ve placed him under my protection.

It’s a trick to get you to try and bleach the roaches.

Because successful Turks stay in turkey and scum and subhumans emigrate

That's because the ones in Germany probably all marry each other's cousins

About
What to say? Where are words!? But I can tell something about myself
.
Good morning. Or is it not morning?
.
Who are you?
.
Who am I?
.
I'm just me
.
Maybe I'm an artist?
I like to draw
I like to think that I'm an artist
and play the piano
Sometimes I write poems and stories
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When I do something wrong with my art I start crying
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I am not crazy
but this has not been proven
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Am I hag?
terrible and awful
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Where is my cat?
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I like beautiful faces
and if I say something good about your face it does not mean that I like you or I'm flirting, it means only that you have a good face
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I really like to take photos
(or sometimes when someone takes a photo of me)
Sometimes for a month I do about one and a half thousand photos!
Yes a lot...
But I do not post everything
I try to limit myself!
But it's so hard
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Probably it's a addiction on taking photos
like other people's addictions: alcohol, smoking, drugs, sugar or coffee
Some of them you can see in my albums :D
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And this banal phrase
- if I visited your profile
And I did not send you a message
It does not mean that I don't want to talk
(Or maybe I really don't want to talk)
I just do not know how to start a conversation
it's a lie
in fact... just... I'm too shy to start a new conversation :I
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Goodbye
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Are you still here?

Next time, try sending a screenshot

am i the last of the old guard

No, I think the lack of context adds to the intrigue.
Her profile is /Seal_Din tho if you wanna check it out.

>no Nazi tuga bf

I will personally hunt you down and gas you, angl*boi.

no friend, it is i, your fellow hater of Steph