/brit/: 8mile edition
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Americanisms are some of the top contenders among my many flaws.
Fun fact: Lost my virginity while this movie was on my TV
my greatest flaw is my absolute dedication to my beautiful wife
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
what's your greatest strength?
my beautiful wife
my dick is very important to me
ah yes gay porn, very canadian
For me, it's my absolute dedication to wanking over tights gfs
an unmatched skill at seducing other women
WTF
are there any Irish sports where you can "knock it out of the park" like hurling or something?
I always feel bad after masturbating. Like my grandmother knows what I've done and is ashamed of me.
Hot, definitely saving this one lads
i'm right-wing
I normally say knock it for six I don't know why I Americanised it. Have been watched a fair few American tech youtubers recently because it is time for me to build a new computer and I don't keep up with the whole computer hardware market. Probably picked it up from one of them.
I want to punch my dad in his nose, but I know I'll get kicked out and I'll have to get a job so I just roll my eyes really hard whenever he tries to talk to me instead.
and i'm a mac
go off king
lyricposting is an art
Inherited 5k stinkies from my uncle. I always wanted an opportunity to try the stock market game so to speak. Gonna invest in precious metals bros. We’re all gonna make it.
stinky linkie
art hoe gf
invest in bitcoin lad, it's rocketing up any day
Sometimes I just feel like, quitting I still might
Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write
Sometimes it's hard enough just dealing with real life
Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics
And show these people what my level of skill's like
But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life
Something ain't right, hit the brake lights
Case of the stage fright, drawing a blank like
Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault
Great big eyeballs, my insides crawl
And I clam up (wham) I just slam shut
I just can't do it, my whole manhood's
Just been stripped, I have just been vicked
So I must then get off the bus then split
Man fuck this shit yo, I'm going the fuck home
World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road
I'm a man, I'mma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time to really just take matters into my own hands
Once I'm over these tracks man I'mma never look back
(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm going
Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone
Ain't gon' follow no footsteps I'm making my own
Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road
Why did moot accept the invite for the time influential person shindig?
Didn't seem like his sort of thing
I want to put a Twinkie in my stinky
WAHEYY
day 1 of decalcifying my pineal gland
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in her tip cup
Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
This was Eminem's first hit. I remember when it first came on the radio, I said, "this kid is going places".
He always wanted to be a normie. It was his biggest flaw and it's why he left Jow Forums to go toil for Jews and date tumblr girls and fight for social justice.
he grew up
Might try my luck in alchemy
>2009 moot
>grown up
He wasn't grown up until he got cucked by that Aussie chad in the public eye and went into internet-hiding for the rest of his dire little wagie toil life.
Turning lead into gold? Impossible! It's mad! Crazy! Insane!
have you tried asking him? why the f#&k would any of us know? cretin.
go away
nigger
lads is it immoral to steal my friends gf while he's in drug treatment for heroin
I remember back in 1996 I was talking to my friend across the river back when I lived in Windsor, Ontario. I told him "Rabbit, my boy, you may be white, but you should still give this whole rapping thing a go. After all, what do people like better than a good gimmick? If you get a hit, you'll be a millionaire baby, and then you take the money and run". Still don't know what happened to Rabbit.
yes
what do you think? moron
He's better known as vanilla ice
I'm not the most social person but if I was voted the most influential man of the year and was invited to a party by a famous publication I would show up
Jesus christ how old are you
anyone plan on handing their daughters over to me to be my spirit wives?
g2g, these yanks and leafs are stressing me out.
my mom’s son is staying up past his bedtime
how old are you?
leafs are british sweaty be nice to them
no
I kinda miss when /b/ pulled shenanigans like that. We're in our eternal summer now though and it'll never come back.
Even buzzfeed?
Too young to read the full post apparently
Make like a baby and head out?
reckon I could make multinational media corporation by the name of niggerfeed?
I'd stretch out all of her holes with my cock.
>reckon I could make multinational media corporation by the name of niggerfeed?
real /cum/ hours
thinking about this apu
OBSESSED with this video
youtube.com
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>OBSESSED with this video
you'd be the first to go had you existed in Germany under the National Socialists.
nazism was very aesthetic, shame they had to ruin all that by invading innocent countries and executing innocent people :/
nazi freaks
>not an earmuff in sight
imagine the tinnitus
Probably, I understand Fascism and Nazism is utter rubbish but. Just hate political correctness really
blame the brits for starting ww2. All Germany did was just and right.
Those reports are of questionable origin
The Nazis weren't fascists
*invades france*
its cute
Britain and Australia pre-WWII was perfect. But it was not to be...
thinking of kissing a girl on the lips then breaking out with herpes a few weeks later, ahh yes, the so-called "pleasure" of casual kissing.
Britain and Australia pre-independence was better
Australia pre-invasion was kino (for the Aboriginals)
ruuuuuuuuuuuuunt gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
T-Thats why I said them separately
>mate tells me he has anal herpes
>i ask him how the fuck he got it
>say 'which dirty slag gave you that then'
>he says 'all the girls ive been with are dirty slags'
>tells me that he was at a wedding and this old as fuck milf wanted to suck his cock and she shoved her fingers up his arse
>all this after she told him she had herpes and he still went with it
>now he has a disease for the rest of his life
Videogames have been shit ever since 2012
Oh I thought you were equating it to what the leaf said. You'd have been fine in fascist Italy and if you were willing to fight you'd have been fine in Germany too probably.
very grim state of affairs
many such cases of milf slags spreading sexually transmitted diseases
Iktf
sounds like turtle
Was she fit?
2012 was a good year for the internet, Gangnam Style, rage comics, Portal 2, Minecraft etc.
Quintessentially 2010's
went and got the glue lads. Music and chon on, time to get started
Currently experiencing the Mcregrets
never met her but probably not
Emma wants me to fuck her silly.
What's your PSN name I'll add you
she definitely does not
does she really?
sorry friend I just use it for pc games. might be getting a ps4 in the near future though