/brit/

wonder how chad feels when he fucks a fat girl

It's literally true also you retards literally keep milk in bags

got speedtrapped last night. wish all police were dead tbqh lads.

BROTHER

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dumb cagey

black hands

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i keep my milk in my girlfriend

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girlfriends belong in the fridge

need a slightly overweight bitchy yank gf

in my entire existence i have never ONCE seen milk in a bag. literally don't even know where this meme comes from.

bootlicker

catholics are all low IQ paedophiles

how does that make me a nonce

done all of these excessively and i'm still a virgin freak

>endangers the life of third parties
>thinks he can elicit sympathy from third parties

How about you drive properly, next time, yeah? No reason to try to kill innocent people for no reason.

love anime me

Nice pysop bagcunt

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doing a light read and wank
ratbags.com/rsoles/comment/candace.htm

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip, whip
Watch me nae nae (Watch me do it)

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>Believes fake news
>Calls other low IQ

these are from 8 out of 10 cats does countdown and therefore staged

>Stores keep the temperatures under 20 Degrees so you don't need to refrigerate, are you genuinely retarded

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was literally the only car on the road. it was 3 in the morning and nobody was even on the streets. hadn't seen another soul for at least 4 miles.

Post more rach

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mod: No, I don’t understand it. Why did you hide having a husband?

Amouranth: Why is it any of your business anyways? Am I not allowed to keep that aspect of my life private?

mod: I’ve been supporting you for 2 years now. I’m always moderating your chat making sure dumbasses don’t say shit about you... Do you know how much I support you? I always donate to you... I’ve given you thousands of dollars at this point...

Amouranth: And I am still thankful for that?

mod: And 2 months ago do you remember what you said to me? I had just got off work and I sent you a picture of my “bored but tired” face on Snapchat. And you said I looked cute. Obviously you know how much I like you. I was gonna fly out to TwitchCon this year... I was hoping we’d maybe get a few drinks afterwards, just you and me... see where the night takes us. And now this comes out? I feel like such a moron.

Amouranth: Don’t say that. Listen of course you’re cute! I am so thankful to call you my friend. And you are such a big supporter of me but I do have a husband and that’s just how it is. I’m sorry if you had other intentions in mind but I am taken.

mod: I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

>all of Canada is Ontario

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imagine just meeting with your mates and lying in a sunny park and having fun

i don't approve of one child families and think the government should take authoritarian measures to stop them from happening

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virgin freak

mixed race people should be sterilized

And fatal accidents happen when you meet the other "only car on the road".

oh dear, i triggered the prod autist again

rather be a home playing fortnite squads

>keeping eggs outside the fridge

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>singular

Know a lot of people but they don't know me
Show me all your secrets you know I'm lonely
She's got a lot of reasons for why she won't leave
Everything they do can't do it like Bexey
You don't know what's in my brain
Don't act like you do
That shit frustrating
Yeah I'm a paradox cuz I do the fucking same thing
I just feel like I got powers and I think you crazy
Writing thoughts in my phone again
Might have to switch to that pad and pen
Cause the messages you send they get partially read
And they just throw me on my zone, fuck around in my head
Now I'm a myth killa yeah it's the look up at the big picture
Cuz I'm breaking frames like I've finally got a fixed vision
Sip liquor, love her fit figure, make your bitch jealous
She's stressin with you cuz all she wants is my dick in her

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very fond of this image file

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i cheer when speeding cagers die

documenting reality has some pictures of the crash in birmingham recently that killed 6 pakis

So easy to get you seething you dirty little kiddie fucker

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me on the left

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>cager
lmao

you've probably been killed like 34 times already on your bender bike

>"drinking, clubbing and drugs are for degenerates" he says, as he turns around to spend the rest of the day playing LoL. The area of desk around his computer is strewn with mostly-finished bowls of cereal and empty cans of coca-cola. after several hours - during the downtime between games - he wanks to hentai and cleans up using a crumpled up kleenex he's used twice before.

thinking of writing a novella to explore how the genetic and social detritus on Jow Forums manage to lay claim to any moral or biological superiority

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do you even care about the WC?

Love shoving my big Prod Penis into my Papist gf's tight hole, make her scream about the famine when she comes

>u-umad
Lad, I can force you to spend three entire threads posting the same images over and over and over again with just one off-hand comment about protestants.

I fucking own you.

Open the vatican to muslim migrant then

I walk to work, past a load of cagers sat raging because they're moving 10 feet a minute. Always press the button on crossings I don't need as well, just to give them a few more red lights, fucking cunts.

why are kikes so inbred and ugly?

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based Germans

Where were you on 23rd June 2018? Were you on the Great March where the fight back began, or did you get up too late and think “stuff it”?

watching midnight cowboy
thinking of doing this myself

eating last nights chinese for lunch

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discrimination from gentiles

>he thinks walking is faster than cars
>even cars stuck in traffic
lmao

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I'm British so I automatically own you disgusting irish freak

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>it's already been 7 days since the last boku no hero academia episode
time flies when you're watching anime

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although Jews have intermarried with the Europeans quite a bit

>not moving is faster than walking

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reminder that the JIDF own the leftypol discord

you seem a bit upset potato brain

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>some paki drug dealers and taxi drivers die

and nothing of value was lost.

You're as Irish as me, Billy boy.

>u-umad
I own you.

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>potato brain
what are you, six?

same person

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steam summer sale lads (21st june - 5th july)
what you bought so far?
any recommendations?
seen mount and blade: warband for about 4 quid - bargain
hotline miami is less than 2 quid
portal 2 is only £1.50, get that if you haven't played it

Gf doesn't seem to understand that portions are a marketing gimmick. Told her more than once that I'm a 3 portions man. How am I supposed to satiate myself with only 1 portion?

post cagers getting BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=8onD87zQqAw

the social construction of reality

what if you're walking backwards?

Low IQ irish twat, you are my bitch

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Yes. If the car doesn't move for 5 minutes but then can move at 20mph for 1 minute, they will outpace you over the same distance.

why do billy boys hate the pope when he supported william of orange

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the eminem-christopher reeves beef was the hottest feud in hip hop

small brain: driving to work
average brain: bus/train to work
big brain: walking/jogging to work
ascended brain: working at home but still going for a 2 mile run everyday

where is the oddest place you've had a wank?

fat cunt

he licks niggers feets

i'm right-wing
*t-poses*

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