What are your honest thoughts on Scandinavia?

>tfw majority of our lakes and streams have been drained long ago for agriculture
feels like shit

>never touched by wars
Sweden and Denmark hold the record for most wars fought between two nations

Women and Metal music.

Stop complaining and be happy that you can have any larger agricultural operations at all in the first place.
>pic very much related

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>Lucky that they were never touched by wars and got rich due to that.

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Ancient history and the wealth was never transferred in those cases.

Feels like Sweden is more water than land.

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He means that we've been mostly isolated and kept to ourselves in the larger European perspective, aside from your little crusade into Poland/Germany/Russia/the baltics in the 1700s.

nothing really. finland has everything that scandinavia has, except wh*Te people and faggotry

agriculture destroys the soil, forests and drives animals to extinction. I hate this shitty country.
our crops are so bad these days that they are literally unusable for human consumption, it's all fed to animals.

SKÅNELAND FOREVER
DEATH TO ST*CKHOLM

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Rare boy
> Women
You've never seen them in real life, don't you?

Sweden had colonies in Delaware, the Caribbean and West Africa

We brought the Holy Roman Empire to it's knees and gained territory in Germany

We killed 70% of the Polish-Lithuanian population and almost defeated Russia

We also created Russia

>Occupied by people using silk gloves and worshipping you as ubermensch
Yes, the horror.

Delusional

>Implying there are no women here
Get off the vodka, Ivan.

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russia with money
overrated

Nah he probably has a WW2 perspective on things, since finnish identity revolves around that one time someone attacked them.

In the hundreds of years before that Finland lived in total peace and no one bothered them while scandiavia got involved in wars all the time, trade blockades etc.

70%? No, we killed 33%, or about one third of it's population. The rest was the russians

We don't look like this

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>rare
I did.

Why are slavs so fucking ugly?

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>We brought the Holy Roman Empire to it's knees and gained territory in Germany
I've never seen anything more blown out of proportion in my life. Incredible.
Napoleon brought the HRE to its end in the napoleonic wars in 1804, LONG after your little stormaktstid.
>We also created Russia
Again, another overstatement. The varangians mixed with local tribes and formed Russia's precursor. That is NOT the same as "Sweden created Russia".
>We killed 70% of the Polish-Lithuanian population and almost defeated Russia
Indeed, you genocided them. How is this something to brag about?
>Sweden had colonies in Delaware, the Caribbean and West Africa
True. So did Denmark-Norway though, you're not alone there. (In the caribbean)

And you swedes wonder why we think you're arrogant. Gosh.

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We had constant wars since 1200s, while Norway has never been in a war.

>blockade
>A fucking blockade
lol, just shows how Norwegians never went through any hardships. Norway is literally tutorial mode.

>Indeed, you genocided them. How is this something to brag about?
I'm not braging. I love Poland and think we shouldn't have been enemies. Just stating facts

Maybe i became blind because of vodka, but i can't see difference between male and female scandinavian

>We had constant wars since 1200s, while Norway has never been in a war.
>Norway has never been in a war.
We went to war with nazi Germany (UNLIKE SWEDEN) for 2 months before surrendering.
We fought in the Napoleonic wars as a part of Denmark-Norway, even though we lost.
Educate yourself, please.

>being occupied by people who worship you as ubermensch
>Getting help from a superpower
>Napoleon didn't even know where Norway is
The absolute state of Tutorialmoway

Well, that Svenanon made a stupid post. Why brag about wars and stuff? If anything, I am proud that Sweden has the highest amount of inventions per capita out of all countries in the world except for Scotland.

I don't know what your beef with us is. We literally share a history of not being free. Are you one of those fennoswedes vacationing on Åland?

Disgusting people, in my opinion. Extremely shallow and superficial, empty inside, unfriendly, arrogant, pathologically obsessed with money and consumerism, lacking culture of their own and stick to the American one, hyper-conformist to the point of cult-like behavior (I've never seen anything like that in my life), moralistic, holier-than-thou, mechanistic, uptight, humorless, cold, uncreative.

They also have a very strong fascist element in their culture:

jonjayray.tripod.com/sweden.html

Then he would have a Åland flag mate

> lacking culture of their own and stick to the American one
You can't post this with this flag, it's hypocritical

We do have a culture of our own though, but I agree with the rest of what you said.

>uncreative
okay that's just not true for Swedes, it is factually incorrect

>Two countries that never been occupied or faced hardships
Yes. Why was there time to do innovations? A bloody mystery.

I don't have a beef. I just gave a reason why Scandies are successful that made you angry. What made you angry is cognitive dissonance because you think you're special.

I'm pretty sure I know what kind of answers this will get since I'm a Finn posting this but let's see.

I didn't say anything about vacationing NOW.
>I don't have a beef
Oh yeah, because you really showed that in your posts. Fuck off out of here, cunt.

Did a scandinavian fuck your mother or something?
Imagine seething this hard.

>Oh yeah, because you really showed that in your posts.
I did.

It's entirely possible

>we don't have a culture
>but said non-existant culture is fascist
make up your mind lol

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Why are we even included there? Half of our existence has been war and recovery from it.

>posting this unironically
kys faggot

I agree, and not just because i hate this finnanon. Replace finland with Iceland and you have yourself a better picture.

Swedes are demigods and I find it difficult not to feel obviously inferior around them.

Come on brother, Finland is based.
Fuck off Muhammad

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I don't think you realise that those blockades = famine and people starving to death

I'm not the user who has been shitting on you.

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My mother's Swedish and she's racist as fuck but Jow Forums tells me all Swedes are cucks so I don't know what to think anymore.

>He can't fish, farm or herd reindeers
Okay then.

Right.
IDs should be mandatory on every board. Sorry for insulting you.
It's almost as if Jow Forums is full of shit.
Don't listen to him.

>fighting over who got the most of muh oppression
why? you are both great countries to live in today, far better than sw*Den and d*Nmark

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Mothers are always right.

>Don't listen to him.

>Getting bombed or occupied by hostile groups
>A blockade
Yeah

Its okay. I hope I can visit Norway some day.

>Says one thing
>Pic says the opposite
The dissonance is strong.
Guess what, the past isn't just in the past. It still hurts today.

I'd be happy to have you!
Why is your mouth still open?

Because you need redpilling.

>Guess what, the past isn't just in the past. It still hurts today.
Okay then I want reparations from Poland, Lithuania, Russia, Denmark, Norway and Germany for fighting us 6vs1 during the Great Northern War. Muh oppression!

That's right, this is unironically a difficult place to survive. It's not like bountiful Finland

>open your mouth while laying back in Norway
>A fucking smoked and gutted cod just flies in your mouth straight outta the sea
>kväääääää where's the reke with mayo and toast this is torture

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>870 BC
Norway struggles, STRUGGLES!

explain the danish-pig meme

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wow such hardships

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Mate we had like two banana Islands and the Delaware river for a few years

I hope for your sakes that you're trolling and baiting.

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>seem to think everyone else in the world besides them is a poor unfortunate idiot who needs to be pitied
Paco, that is 100% true.
Scandis are quite fag desu
T. Nordic master race

There are more pigs in Denmark than there are people.

I have to admit the Norwegian stubbornness is very unique. It's done very unironically and has a naive touch to it. Like with Johaug, Norwegians believe it was merely lip palm and not steroids injected to his buttocks.

>AAAAAA MY F*NNISH ASS IS ON FIREEEEEE

At least it's not on steroids like Therese's ass.

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stop being autistic and stop posting shit like this please you are embarassing us

I think a Norwegian just ordered a beer. Run along, Svante.

>"I'm sorry you have to see this"

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expressen.se/dinapengar/pension/talamodet-slut-sverige-kraver-nytt-pensionsavtal/
wtf are you little bitches saying about us?

This is Finnish cultural appropriation. Please stop doing it.

They're discussing wether or not to invade Portugal and annex Porto

it's bretty good

france keeps it real

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We have colonised your memes, they're ours now.

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Could have become a collectivist utopia if it had walled themselves up and become isolationist before stuff like eugenics and ingroup preference were banned.
Sadly, while it is in many regards better developed then us and thus together with japan in its own category above the first world, it seems to end like a bunch of kakapos encountering rats on their island.

>Porto
never, that city is actually valuable
annex L*sbon and I'll even help you with the invasion

This but unironically.
Yeah, we should have kept our eugenics programmes going.

No wins without Finns! We fought your wars.

And btw Rurik was a Finn.

Sweden imports alot of trash from Norway to recycle into fuel.
Norway also imports alot of trash from Sweden, in the form of butlers and waiters.
Jokes aside though, they're really good at those jobs and are highly appreciated in Oslo AFAIK, even though I live in Bergen.

she put some weak steroids on her fucking lips, that doesn't turn you into a damn hulk. the anti-drug folks even said that the small amount of drugs she would have ingested by smearing the stuff on her lips wouldn't have had any performance enhancing effect.

you finns are just butthurt and can't handle that someone is better than you, so you cling to shit like this

did Norway have eugenics programs too? here in Sweden we used to sterilize all the gypsies, gays, mentally ill and retards and also some Saamis

>also some Saamis
Why didnt you like them?