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Wtf is this. This is a joke correct?

I WEEP at the thought of the irreparable DAMAGE I would to you if you ever uttered that sentiment in my presence
things you and I could NEVER recover from

WOAH mama

Nah, she picked the black lad, he shagged her once then wouldn't even turn up for the "2 weeks later" show

Emma Watson be a good girl and bend over and take my cock.

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channel4.com/programmes/naked-attraction

hallway leading to my flat reeks of weed lately, reckon it’s the new tenants next door

saw a towel under the door this morning so I’ve went and emailed the landlord aha get fucked dumb stoners

this is your average bonneville enthusiast

>state sponsored cuckoldry
woooooooooow why do people worship the nazis???

ex gf once described our relationship as a pointless exercise

based

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I'm a lonely autismo but I need to be doing some social event everyday

only "see" my "friends" once a month though

Jeez. And you pay for this? Sometimes I am glad for our puritanical silence on sex

>hallway
>stoner
fuck
off
y a n k

azar

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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what do you say in Holland?

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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

this is not healthy

england struggled against these and belgium are taking them to the cleaners

ive been kicked out of 109 pubs lads

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imagine pushing your face in that and taking one big solid sniff
heaven

>ungerland almost lost against this
HAHAHA you're not making it out of groups
the only thing coming home is your shitty mutt team

Please tell me that’s a pornstar and not just some random slag?

it is

haha why are the jews so naughty all the time

>belgium conceded a goal against a team that could only score past england with a penalty that they cheated to get

remember a post from a while agoby a lad saying he lost his virginity in a really awkward threesome
hope hes doing okay

the pubs need to change

*enters the thread*

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channel 4 is publicly owned but not licence fee funded
it's pretty entertaining 2bh

we didn't nearly loose we were by far the better team and it could easily have been 3 or 4 if they hadn't cheated and the ref wasn't a spacker

to think that in 10 years the term "white person" won't exist... We MUST NOT let black actors get roles in our movies

my mate lost his v’s in a brothel

did tunisia stop playing rugby like they did against england
only just turned the game on

I want to finger Emma Watson’s anus.

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

had a nice one of those couple of days ago

based

COPE

might start referring to people by their last name

crying me

this t b h

>Just seen what Dad is planning on cooking for tea
>meal amounts to 1500 calories each
AH YES

>cope with your literal victory
why are scots obsessed with england?

PengRA

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gonna go lie out in the sun

sounds tasty
wish my dad was still alive to cook me din dins

mum was gonna make mince meat with baked potatoes
told her to give her head a wobble

I thought the Irish were like vampires or something

panama are at the world cup but scotland, wales, northern ireland and ireland aren't?? is this legal?

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they put the shit countries there for some reason fifa are all corrupt bastards anyway

Why did plastic pollution in the ocean suddenly become a huge issue? These last 6-12 months it's gone from something only a hardcore environmentalist would know about, to mainstream international concern. Very weird

WOT AN OUTRAGE

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hope the ocean fucking dies

because fuck drumpf thats why

Gotta give the minnows like England a chance to win innit

Went to two raves last night/this morning and danced my tits off virtually sober the entire time

Drugs are for mugs I now think

oh my days I don’t careeeee

I've been aware of plastic pollution for years

good lad

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your medal's on the way

wow

>meant to be heatwave
>instead, overcast and humid by me

the worst timeline

drugs are not a personality substitute

based

Mr Shekelberg and his friends must have a massive short position on the plastic industry

jesus tunisia don't kick the ball at the goal or anything
wouldn't want to upset the nice belgian chaps

Learned about the big floating plastic trash piles in the ocean 5 years ago in school mate
You sure it's not just your education system because fucking shite? Don't you rank below fucking Turkey or something?

what is a "heatwave" in britain?

Emma PENGson

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SLAGS

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that planet earth TV show unironically

blue planet 2

fucking boiling and blue skies for me and its only 22 degrees dont know how ill survive the 30 degrees they are forecasting will likely just collapse and die white man isnt able for this weather makes a man go mad just look at the australians

are you joking? the "there's a plastic island the size of texas in the pacific" meme is like common knowledge

do i get a pizza or kfc for tea??

fuck the ocean
and fuck fish

POOT THE FUCKONG BOOL

IN THA FUCKANG NET

Barely reaching 75 degrees for two days in a row.

will someone lick my bollocks while i wank off please?

25 and up i reckon